https://v.nostr.build/EtjkMdAcu3zYKMCh.mp4

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This is the kind of content I’d enjoy watching on NostrTV nostr:nprofile1qqsfev65tsmfgrv69mux65x4c7504wgrzrxgnrzrgj70cnyz9l68hjspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3vamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwwpexjmtpdshxuet5zyejpq

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my favourite tards on nostr

That’s a big compliment coming from you sir 🫂

Sats for new toaster 🍞

Many thanks! I rarely toast anyways 🤷‍♀️😂

oh, you just don't toast often using the toaster 🌿

Huh?

we get toasted #420 #baked

LMAO 🤣 you two are the best 💜💜

I enjoy our shenanigans 😂

I can’t wait to hang out with you two IRL

We may come to Australia one day (still waiting on that honey moon)

That would be a blast!

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😂😂

😂 you two are a hot mess. That afro needs smooshing...

Help us!!!!

😂 you have to just kind of mash it around a little bit while he's wearing it.

Damnit. I have a hard enough time doing my own hair, now I gotta do his too?

Lol, he can do his own damn hair.

Fuck yeah he can

Why toasters tend to caught fire for no apparent reason? 🤷🏼

No idea. This one must be defective

Bug or feature?

In this case, feature 😂

Btw his slippers 🤣

The music, ‘Sandstorm’ love that track!

Favorite song of all time 😂

Oh the many vodka and Red Bulls I drank to that song in the clubs 💀

He always wears those 😂

🙈

What are his shoes?

Slippers by the brand overland

Thx

nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx yo what size slipper you wear in this brand?

Do they run large?

I got some big feet n wear a size 15 n I only saw 14 as their largest size…

They run kind of small they were really tight when I first got them and had to break them in.

I've made the best friends thanks to Nostr.

This is what true friends will do for you! They will print out your note and light on fire in their toaster for you!

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This made a bad day into a great one.

Thanks for the toast! It buttered me up!

Bahaha, anytime. I like setting stuff on fire anyways 😂

🔥🔥🔥🔥

This is the most perfect Nostr inside joke 🫂

😂it’s turned into a whole thing now

The production value alone 🙌🏽

Will he be able to ditch the cane anytime in near future?

savage!

🤣🤣🤣✈️✈️✈️✈️

I've watched this so many times... I might be biased, but I think it's getting best one so far.

Hella weak, b! LOL

Isn't LA toasted enough?

Yes lol, but theres no forest by our house and we had a fire extinguisher ready to go

Straight pimpin

10000000% bahahahhaha

😂

Straight gimpin'

After all these years😂

#toastr

Toaster is toast

#notostr

toastr: wtf is going ooooon

It’s trash now lol

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On another note, that's a pretty incredible toaster. Defrost, etc, etc. Dual regulator if you'd like to simultaneously toast two different preferences, allowing all needs to be met simultaneously (well toasted vs less toasted), which in practice means less conjugal conflicts in the longer term. :D

😂😂😂it WAS a good toaster. It’s dead now. RIP

This is peak... Something.

😂😂😂

now this is zontent

Lollll

Well done. Looks toasted to me.