Eggs perfectly cooked, most ppl don't do it right

because not all relays know about the change. you'll be getting WoS Zaps for the rest of your life, unless you go and update every relay that has your profile metadata.

We didn’t choose the zap life, the zap life chose us.

I’m still net negative from all my zapping today 😆

I swear they are in cahoots with the credit reporting agencies to fuck you over, lower your FICO score, and raise your interest rates. I’m sure of it.

Sometimes I make fun of Ripple and Christian’s failed smear campaign with pictures of the skull on a truck (how much co2 did that thing put out) … then I show them pictures of a bitcoin circular economy in Peru like below.

Then their brains cannot compute. And I hammer home how important a system ruled by rules not rulers is and why Bitcoin & PoW is essential to human flourishing. It’s glorious.

If that doesn’t work… then I go with the global competitiveness angle and how much we are losing and that we are leaving. Then I say I will leave. And then I say it again slower. Then I say nice meeting you, we’ll follow up and please reach out with any questions.

It’s my art and more effective. They remember the meeting at least. And easy to get followups / sometimes we actually get referred to other offices bc we’re authentic and no BS but dress and behave well enough.

I recently decided that if/when I have to spend time in the matrix I’m going to have fun with it and turn up the satire to 7/10.

Should’ve done this a long time ago. Much more effective.

☮️ 🤍👾

I don’t hate him or anything, but we didn’t have a bond or a relationship. Everything was about appearances. If he showed up somewhere it wasn’t because of me, it was because it was expected of him. There are a lot of people like this. Hiding behind a shield of respectability. You find them often in medicine, law etc… It’s a bullshit way to go through life.

Headed to my little brother’s college graduation in Arizona. Should I gift him cash (he asked for) or bitcoin for his gift? lol

Even if I never get a response back.. 😊🎶

In that case, a book about bitcoin makes a much better gift. Buy some copies of Inventing Bitcoin by #[4] and write a note inside saying you will send some sats once they’ve created their own wallet.

You should’ve seen my old twitter account before they banned me.

I had hundreds of post like this.

find a local group - share pics.

look at their pics.

when they start posting pics - look for what they’re posting. (but don’t eat it.)

start by recusing on mushrooms that don’t have dangerous look alikes.

You should’ve seen my old twitter account before they banned me.

I had hundreds of post like this.

Totally dry. Heated to rocket hot and steaks put directly on.

#Grilling #grownostr

Bind weed? 😬

I've been dragging my feet on setting my personal Lightning node up again, but now that on-chain fees are high, I'm just going to have to bite the bullet and open some channels.

Running CLN on a Start9 Embassy Pro, managed thru RTL. Not looking to be a routing node, just want privacy, instant txs, and low fees. Gonna channel into ACINQ and WoS first.