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Coffee just tastes better with filtered water.

It was worth it. Replaced some apps I wasn't happy with, migrated my wallets, got rid of some junk, redid my homescreen. Was annoying at times but now that it's done it feels much cleaner. The replacement Pixel is also great, not showing the minor hardware issues that my original developed during the summer.

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I think I've seen all, except his post 2000s stuff or so. Didn't like Trauma Zone either, just isn't the same without his narration.

Candace is also controlled opposition IMHO, but she's on another leash with a different objective. Didn't dig too deep into her yet but some things smelled fishy.

I don't think we can put ourselves in their headspace. They're probably living a rather different reality than most of us and we don't know what leads them towards their path of success and how many bodies are buried behind them.

Let's see if we see someone show up with a similar face at some point. Happens quite often.

That video showing this many blunders barely 2 weeks after the event shows they did sloppy work, didn't account for all angles, didn't have time to prepare, didn't fully control the parameter. It could even be considered a mockery the way they handled this. Just like the JFK and 9/11 events crumbled soon after for everyone willing to dig and look, until the stage is drowned in disinfo agents again, to muddy the waters.

I don't buy the whole "unlikely because too many would know". It's a mix of compartmentalization, ignorance, secret societies, cults and corruption. We only learned of large scale government, intelligence agency and war crimes decades after the fact.

I don't see the paranoia. The speech by his wife, the military ads, the similar rhetoric used by influencers, the the calls for cancellation by the anti-cancellation crowd, the artificial boosting of the video of the alleged assassination when these are usually purged due to showing brutal violence, the military recruitment campaign. Nah, it's all theatre.

I'll gladly adapt my stance after further information is shared and analyzed so I don't fall for dogna though.

I think it was either that or Bitter Lake that got me into his work.

I think the magic behind controlling the masses is to steer their emotions into particular directions that make it easier control and lead them their desired outcomes. That energy being released by these staged events might even benefit them in other ways.

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I'll never understand how you can sit next to someone bullshitting you this much without just cancelling the interview out of respect of your own time and your audience.

Doesn't speak for anyone involved. Don't know anyone of these people though.

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What I like about my boss is that he's pragmatic when push comes to shove. Told him I'd be adding my company credit card to my personal Airbnb if we don't get this sorted out by EOB so I can finalize the booking and he just called me and booked a hotel via a completely different platform (which still had one room available) on the spot. 😌

I know know, the "the world is stage" thing is too much for many people but if you actually believe that Kirk was actually shot and killed after watching this supercut by nostr:npub1qqvt0m3nlvjnssmrn33w9yh7cuq2dx5nkz8wxax9hk5hrjdnj4jqz8cn3w, I don't know what to tell you:

https://rumble.com/v6z5jjg-the-charlie-kirk-assassination-hoax-full-breakdown.html

I didn't even mention:

* My moving company cancelled on me because they had to let go of a few people and now I need to find someone else with 4 weeks to go.

* My boss insisted I organize an on-site workshop for a client in the middle of nowhere next week with only 1 Airbnb being still available around that entire area. All hotels are fully booked and I can't reach the location via public transport if I travel on the same day.

* I'm limited to only one weird business booking portal that supports Airbnb but I can't get them to be registered as a travel booker for my account - most likely because they use a + in their mail address (but I'm just guessing).

* My reverse osmosis unit works better than the old one but even the newer generation just randomly stops filtering water and I have to manually restart it.

* I had to replace my Pixel phone and had to unbind my old phone from my fiat bank. This bank now forces me to send a biometric selfie to some shady 3rd party ID service

I'm sure tomorrow will be a better day. For now I'm just tired, annoyed and somewhat depressed. I hope I can at least get the Airbnb booking to work.

Will focus on better things now. Like coffee, prepping food for the evening and listening to some nice music. Still feeling rather bumped out today.

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That's why I wanted them to be repositioned. It looks wrong, it feels wrong and yet they tried to gaslight me that they measured it and that it's perfectly aligned.

I'm really worn out this week. Everything just turns to shit right now.

Brought my road bike to the mechanic I usually trust but he sold his business and now my carbon frame and my aluminum stem now have some scratches that weren't there before, the shifting is worse than before, they didn't fix the seating position as I instructed and they replaced my quality bar end plugs with cheap plastic shit instead of keeping mine that can be screwed in place. At least the braking is robust again. Seems like lots of miscommunication between the new owner and his mechanics.

I'd be looking for a new mechanic around my new place anyways but I haven't been this unsatisfied with their work in a decade. Bummer.

Huh? I wouldn't expect shifters to move on their own without outside force like a fall/collision.

Migrating from one GrapheneOS devices to another is such a pain.

I wish there was a "yes, I know it's insecure, I audited both devices, both are connected via USB C, I authenticated on both of them, just sync it all" option.

I know there's backups via USB but they do not work 90% of the time and it just leaves most apps on the new device in a defunct state.

Replying to Avatar Little Johnny

To all German speakers out there, I have an idea. Whenever you say something socially unacceptable and people are shocked and they don’t know how to silence you, could you just calmly whisper: “Ich Nostrich…”

It might not be perfect grammar, but it sounds cool and rebellious. And goes to your subconscious. And stays there in a totally retarded way.

How about it? Zeit für Action!

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PS: nostr:nprofile1qythwumn8ghj7ct5d3shxtnwdaehgu3wd3skuep0qyt8wumn8ghj7etyv4hzumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgtcqyqqp3dlwx0aj2wzrvwwx9c5jlmrspf56jwcgacm5ck76juwfkw2kglr08fs I know that you are not German. But your last name sounds very German, and you say a lot of socially unacceptable things, so you could join the movement.

#asknostr #nostr #germany #germans #Deutschland #Nostrdeutschland #nostrde

"Heil Nostr!"

Für etwas mehr Kontroverse.

Israel for ~80 years: Yeah, two state solution, right around the corner, soon, these Arabs are just so aggressive and the violence is all their fault.

Israel now: There will be no two state solution and if you accept these subhumans as a state you'll be dealing with Israel and the US.

Apparently went in but didn't go out or it would've allegedly ricoched. 🤡🗺️

talos makes it really easy running your own Kubernetes.

Please no. James Marsters is still alive. The last love interests Post-Angel were all shallow except for him.

How they're going to sell biometric ID to use these services in the future: Parties, left and right, they're all following the same instructions, choosing just different paths towards legitimization of the goal: Total information awareness for the big players of public private partnerships.

You're on nostr so you most likely know all that already.

Beautiful. Reminds me of my trip to Istanbul about a decade ago.

I guess I should be travelling more.

Detecting a sudden rise of dutch speaking today. Let’s hope I’m not butchering this:

Geef me al je mooie meisjes!

🌞🌚

Working from Eindhoven today.

GM friends

Today I fully automated my homelab with proxmox, Talos and Ansible and integrated the new cluster into my fluxCI AND I built the blueprint for an automated VMWare to proxmox migration demo (also using Ansible) for my client by accident. Includes documentation, simple tests and it's actually all idempotent.

I had a previous setup that I wasn't really happy with because it was messy mix of my IaaS code that I then vibe coded upon. Just didn't behave coherently. Moved my Kubernetes workloads back to my arch desktop for now and will migrate back some time tomorrow. Still lots do to. Will also have to dig deeper into what proxmox can offer besides VMs, live migrations and ceph cluster support.

Finished all that in about 5h, thanks to the speed provided by grok-coder-fast-1. I wasted 1h in the beginning because my instructions just weren't that good. Great experience in total though. This way of working definitely sharpens the way you communicate your ideas and goals. Every senior engineer should try this some time, especially if they're often helping out coaching juniors.

Thanks Cline for the free trial! It would've taken days to craft this by hand. I also hate writing YAML by hand.