She obviously asked my wife if I could be her sperm donor because she'd "rather be a single mom than hold a single bond."
Out for dinner with my wife.
Guy at the next table explains to his date that #Bitcoin is like fiat because it's not backed by gold.
My wife grabs me and whispers:
- Not a word.. 🤫
He goes on to brag about how he's more of a bonds guy, because governments own the gold.
My wife turns to them and goes:
- Are you being fucking serious right now?! 🤬
I grab her, apologize to the next table and tell her it's not worth it.
We kiss and live happily ever after.
The end.
🧡

Found this photo thanks to nostr:npub1xtdq63g34t3zd3c5ahfc65v7y6pyfu630zl2u86nwlfc7rlhw3pqek8zsj motivating me to dig up my trip to Berlin. On tour with Hellogoodbye 20 years ago. Exciting for Northern Lightning in 2024
Such an awesome photo, can't wait to have you over - this will be a legendary Rockamoto too 🤘
NOTES and other stuff! If I post such things to get engagement it's not working very well.
Me wish, but also wish you a great time 💜
If autism and ADHD didn't exist, neither would #Bitcoin
This was a great bear market 🥲

Before you get too excited.

I want to do a thing.
I don't know people here very well yet and I would love to get to know you all better! My goal here is to make some long-term friends on this platform.
So here's the challenge. I'll do this from time to time, so if you don't get it this time don't worry, you'll have another shot!
I'm going to zap 1000 sats to the first ten people who respond to this note with a brief bit about them. Be sure to add the hashtag #intros4sats just for shits and giggles.
It can be as much or as little as you like but as stated above, the idea is to get to know you better! Here's a list of ideas to get you started. You can use some, all or none of these.
1. What do you do in the fiat mines?
2. Where are you from/where do you live?
3. What brought you to nostr?
4. What is a hobby that you enjoy?
5. Coffee?
6. What got you into Bitcoin?
I'll go first. I work in a Gold Mine in Northern Ontario and I'm a professional photographer on the side. I'm originally from Southern Ontario (London, Stratford area) but my wife and I moved to an area outside Fort Frances Ontario in 2021. I hate Canada now.
My friend nostr:npub1syp3ulvlvxawde5x29dtcqh2jtscq3jnr08zt6esmd2kvmxyfgcqnlxv6g brought me over to Nostr from Instagram and I was curious so I joined. Now I'm so glad I did! I used to have a ton of hobbies but as a new father I don't have as much time for stuff that isn't working on our home or spending time with my daughter, that being said I would consider my photography a hobby for now but I'm working on building that out into a business (preferably Bitcoin only).
Always coffee. Always.
I got into cryptocurrency through buying stuff on exchanges at first, then got into Ethereum mining. It's only recently that I've gone full Bitcoin maximalist as my understanding has increased. Again, we can thank nostr:npub1syp3ulvlvxawde5x29dtcqh2jtscq3jnr08zt6esmd2kvmxyfgcqnlxv6g for giving me the copy of "The Bitcoin Standard" that brought me to that point.
That's all for now, hope to get to know some of you as we waltz down the nostr path!
I organize a Bitcoin conference in Europe and host a Bitcoin podcast, while trying to run meetups and other community projects, based out of Berlin.
What happens when other states soon realize El Salvador was right?
#Bitcoin

Some want to make good money.
I want to make money good.
We are not the same.
#Bitcoin
Leather jackets are the #Bitcoin of clothing:
- can store all your valuables
- doesn't care about the weather
- makes you instantly attractive
- unpopular with politicians
- triggers envy in others
- generational wealth
- incredibly durable
- repels vegans
- safe haven
- scarce
- unisex
I'm a leather jacket maxi.
Lykke (10) & Lucy (7) sold 31 Chocolate Bit Cookies at an average price of 9264 sats for a total stack of 315.000 sats last night 🤯🤩
They baked all afternoon after school - and even took time to decorate each bag by hand (we're now out of orange)!
For the pride they took in their work, we matched their sales, adding a total of 630.000 sats to their cold storage 💪
By the girls' own insistence, they split their stack three ways, including a third for their baby sister, Zelda (1).
Bullish on the next generation ⚡
#Bitcoin


Understanding Europe begins with the dream that was Rome. While the sobriquet holy was added over its last millennium, central Europe including Italy was simply called the Roman Empire as recently as the 18th century. That's yesterday.

Do you recognize these legs?
I want to follow you.

I've been musing on the Peace of Westphalia (1648). After 30 years of brutal war dominated by mercenaries and foreign interventions, European states established sovereignty as the core principle of continental security. It remains the nominal basis of international affairs today. Yet much as the rise of gunpowder and large armies forced the mutual need to recognize sovereignty, the rise of the internet and #bitcoin is challenging our understanding of sovereignty in a way not seen since those terrible decades centuries ago. I worry that the process will not be more peaceful this time around.
In today's episode of #Bitcoin for Breakfast, I talk to philosopher and bitcoiner nostr:npub1r0fj5wr200n0dz9nm37ysrhuy8xeg66ratq5hf960q62caaz8e5sqpuzz3 about his rediscovery of God, what God even means, and how God may relate to #Bitcoin.
https://www.youtube.com/live/j5xdpIJQXRE?feature=share

The world is always exactly as it should be. To the dinosaurs the 5th extinction was a tragedy, for mammals it was a blessing. God has zero time preference, which is why we say God works in mysterious ways. No matter how low our time preference gets, we will always be too impatient to comprehend.
Can #Bitcoin be used to back the dollar? How did #NOK become one of the world's worst shitcoins? Is #inflation ruthless malice or breathtaking incompetence?
#BfB with 'Fraudcoin' author nostr:npub1sv4zk080fvt4f3982u5kffzdkex3nm0kylky29um2xws5h4wsxvswtsrw4
youtube.com/watch?v=V89p4q…