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Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)
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We spy on people

Your life was literally saved by a truck blocking line of sight.

There is nothing funny about protecting this country from it's people.

We can neither confirm nor deny that Elon Musk is working for us. That's the truth!

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Don't let the public know but it's just a diversion. We made a deal with that man. He got a free CIA t-shirt and in return we'll receive backdoor access to Block.

We do honest work. You, you steal peoples money including from CIA employees.

The best part about our job is that if we don't know something or we don't want to say, we can simply say "I can neither confirm nor deny...". Try that with your boss.

No thanks. We got warehouses full of that stuff. Can you get some AK's for our freedom fighter friends in central America?