HAIL THE ANABOLIC DEATH GODS OF #BITCOIN

MASS ATTACK ON SUNDAYS

SHOULDER FOR THE ANDROGENIC ASSAULT

OHP

HIGH INCLINE

HEAVY FLY

5 x 5

CORE

CABLE ROTATION

LALLANE

HEAVY BAG

TO MAX EFFORT

SLAMMPIGGZ

CAN BE

ROKKGODDZ WITH THE STROKE OF A JOURNAL PEN

GET OFF YOUR ASS AND BUILD

OVERRLORRD RETURNS

WITH EVEN MORE #BITCOIN

OUR BERSERKER RAGE KNOWS NO LIMITS

SAGAT IS WHO YOU SHOYLD AIM TO BE BUILT LIKE

MUSCULAR PERFECTION

LEADS TO LIFESTYLE PERFECTION

WHEN A WOMAN SAYS SHES NOT INTO MUSCLE

I CAN ATTEST TO MYSELF

A WOMAN WHO ISNT INTO MUSCLE WHO TAKES A RISK TO BE WITH YOU

SHE WILL BE INTO MUSCLE

ITS HARD CODED INTO THE GENETICS OF HUMAN KIND

MUSCLE MEANS PROTECTION

SIMPLY JUST DONT BE A COCK HEAD ABOUT IT

EVERY DAY IS MUSCLE DAY

SQWAT HEAVY SHITTBAGGZ

TILL NEXT VISIT

AUF JOE WIEDER SEHEN

WE PLAN OF INFESTATION AS SOON AS BITCOIN HITS 400,000 EARTHLY CUCKBUCKS

LIVE ANIMAL SACRIFICE

WE #BITCOIN BETTER THAN YOU

WE BUILD MUSCLE BETTER THAN YOU

WE WANT YOU TO JOIN US

BUY MINIMUM OF $5 EARTHLY CUKKBUKKZ TODAY FOR THE MONEY THAT FIGHTS BAKK

AND BEFORE YOUR OVERLORDZ SAYLOR AND FINK BUY IT ALL

SUPPLY AVAILABLE IS SOMETHING U HUMANS STRUGGLES WITH THIS PARADIGM

YOULL WORK IT OUT WHEN ITS TOO LATE AS USUAL

ACHTUNG SLAMMPIGGZ

WE HAVE ARRIVED AT THE CLANG AND BANG STEROID INFUSED MUSCLE TEMPLE

FRIDAY NIGHT BIS ARENT ONLY STILL A THING

ITS RELIGIOUS

ITS SACRES

ITS SOMETHING THAT DRIVES YOUR MOM WILD HAHA

AS THE EARTH 🌏 BEGINS TO REGRESS UNDER MORE TYRANNY UNDER THE GUISE OF SAVIORS

WE LAUGH AS YOU NEVER LEARN

THIS IS WHY WE TAKE YOUR #BITCOIN AND YOUR BABES

A: BECAUSE WE CAN SPEND IT BETTER AND B: YOUR BABES NEED TESTOSTERONE INJEKTIONZ FROM AKTUAL MEN

IF THEY DONT LOOK AT YOU WHEN U WALK IN THE MALL

IF THEY DONT LOOK AT YOU IN THE MUSCLE TEMPLE

U MIGHT WANNA ASK US WHAT WE DO AND COPY PASTE THE BITS FROM OUR WAYS TO YOURS

OR

KEEP TELLING YOURSELF YOULL GET EM NEXT TIME HAHA

ITS NOT THAT SIMPLE

UNLIKE YOUR MOM

EFFORT IS REQUIRED

MUSCLE

TIGHT WAIST

INTIMIDATING HAIR CUT

FASHION

AND ACCESSORIES

AND IF U CANT GET FASHION AND ACCESSORIES RIGHT…. GO SHOP WHERE GAY GUYS WORK

U DONT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM

YOU NEED THEIR FASHION ADVICE

COZ WOMEN RESPOND TO A WELL DRESSED MAN…. YOUR BEST BET

HIRE THE GAY GUY

BOOM! WOMEN X 1000!!

BUT HEY ITS NOT YOU…. ITS THEM 🤣🤣

ACHTUNG SLAMMPIGGZ

HAIL US OR HAIL YOUR CURRENT OVERLORDS

OLD PEDOPHILIC MEN WHO BLAME EACHOTHER FOR THE LAST CHILD THAT WAS INNOPROPRIATLYYY TOUCHED

YOU DISGUST ME!

WE WATCHED YOUR LATEST RELEASE OF ROAD WARRIOR MAD MAX

HOW DID U FUCK THAT UO SO BADLY?

WATCH ROAD WARRIOR! MASTERPIECE

WATCH FURIOSA 😆😆😆 WAT THA FAKKK

THOR GAVE ONE QUOTE THAT STOOD

“BIG SHOTS RULE COZ U CHOOSE TO FOLLOW EM”

U HAVE POINDEXTERZ ON STITCH OLAYING VIDEO GAMES MAKING A MILLION CUCKKBUKKS A WEEK

BECAUSE U CHOOSE TO FOLLOW EM

DO DUMB SHIT

GET DUMB REWARDS

YOU FUKKED YOUR SPECIES

BUT ALLOW US TO FIX IT FOR U

INVASION!!! YOU CALL IT IMMIGRATION HAHA

INFESTATION!! YOU CALL IT MIXED RACE HAHA (YOUR MOM WILL BE INVOLVED)

ON YOUR KNEES BEFORE YOUR MASSIVE MUSCULAR MUTANT OVERLORD

6 PACKS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO DONT EAT ENOUGH

MEN SHOULD BE 200 POUNDS AT ENTRY LEVEL

LIKE YOUR MOM HAHA

WILL U EVER IMPROVE?

U SUCK AT #BITCOIN SO I GUESS NOT HAHA

ALLOW US TO TAKE IT FROM U,,,,, ITS BETTER WITH IS ANYWAY

“Blót til Óðins, sjálfr mér sjálfum.”

UPON ARRIVAL

SACRIFICE WILL BE NECESSARY

“BIG SHOTS RULE COZ U CHOOSE TO FOLLOW EM” FURIOSA

MAYBE WE WILL COME DOWN AND U CAN FOLLOW US

U SEEM TO WHINE OVER SNIVELING SACKZ OF BITCH TITTED LACK OF ANABOLIC RAGED CUMM BUCKETS

OF HEAVILY INJEKTED AND NOT IN THE FUN WAY CUNTFLAPPZ

SO WHY NOT US

WE LOOK LIKE CONAN AFTER CRUCIFICTION

AND LIKE ODIN

THE RUNES APPEARED

INCLUDING #BITCOIN

SO WE STAKK HARDER AND FASTER THAN U

PREACHER KURLS FOR SUNDAY MASS BAKKED BY 400 MG OF CAFFINATION

WE ARENT THE SAME

U WATCH ESTROGEN INFUSED LIMP DIKK SHITT

WE WATCH CONAN AND ROAD WARRIOR

INSPIRATION FOR LEADERSHIP

PUNY MORTALS

I HAVE HACKED OVERLORDS ACCOUNT

YOU SHALL HAIL MEGATRON LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS

YOUR PUNY HUMANS ON YOUR PIGGPLANETT WILL BE ENSLAVED

YOUR BABIES WILL BE OUR SPAWNS

OPTIMUS AND THE ALL SPARK ARE OURS

ME ARE YOUR LEADERS

FROM CYBERTRON TO EARTH! WITH A QUICK STOP TO PLANETTMAYHEMM

YOU CAN ALWAYS CALL YOUR MOM, ITS NOT TO LATE TO BE ABORTED HAHAHAHA

ALL HAIL MEGATRON

WOULD U LIKE SOME ICE CREAM? MAYBE A BALLOON? DONT BE RIDICULOUS PUNY HUMAN

YOU DONT CARRY ANY MUSCLE

WHY HAVE I HIJACKED THE ACCOUNT? WE HEAR YOU DISCOVERED #BITCOIN

MORE VALUABLE THAN ANY ALL SPARK

BUT STUPID HUMAN SCUM! YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT

YOU LET YOUR ENSLAVERS HAVE IT

YOUR FREEDOM HANDED OVER SO EASILY

HAHAHAHAHAHA

ILL STAY ON THIS ACCOUNT TO LET YOU KNOW OF DECEPTICON ARRIVAL

IN 2 WEEKS OR SO WHEN I GET BORED WITH IT….. ILL GIVE IT BACK TO OVERLORD

HES EATING AND GOT THE SOUP KITCHEN HELD HOSTAGE

THEYVE CALLED ALL CARS COZ THE COOKS ARE ALL PRISONERS

AFTER CAREFUL CONSIDERATION THEYVE DECIDED TO WAIT UNTIL OVERLORD IS FINISHED AND LEAVES

TILL THEN

YOU GET MEGATRON

GREETINGZ AND SALUTATIONS FROM PRINCE VLAD

HE INSPIRED OUR MUSCLE DUNGEONS AND OUR TORTURE METHODOLGY….. PROBABLY WHY YOUR MOM HAS SUCH A GOOD TIME HAHA!

#BITCOIN FOR BANKS

STATES

NATIONS

GOVERNMENTS

PRESIDENT ETFS

ARE YOU ALL OK?

SEE

THINGS COME WITH AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL

AND WE HERE ON PLANNETTMAYHEMM READ

WHEN WE ARE BUILDING A FLAT PACK TABLE…. WE BUILD A NICE FUKKIN TABLE

U CUKKZ END UP PUTTING THE LEGZ ON TOP OF THE TABLE

REBUILD IT 10 TIMES AND ABANDON WHEN U GET CLOSE….

RETARDS

BITCOIN IS A PEER TO PEER CASH SYSTEM…. YET EVERYONE SCREAMING DIGITAL GOLD

LIKE YOUR BICEPS AND YOUR QUADS, YOUR BRAIN IN AN UNDEVELOPED PIECE OF ADIPOSE TISSUE THAT COULDNT DRUM UP AN ORGASM NO MATTER IF SHES POINTING AND SHOWING U WHAT TO DO … HAHA

NOT FUNNY FUKKDOGG….

SEE WHEN SHE WANTS AN O…. SHE USUALLY DOES IT HERSELF

COZ LIKE YOUR SPECIES

HAS NO FUKKING IDEA HAHA

GO SQUAT AND UP YOUR T LEVELS…. BY OUR METRICS YOUR PRODUCING AIDS FASTER THAN YOUR MOTHER GETS NAKED AFTER WE LET HER IN FOR THE NIGHT

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

YOURS IN MASS AND ASS

OVERLORD

200K SLAMMPIGGZ

#BITCOIN

#BTC

AND

YOUR MOMZ LAST WEIGH IN HAHA

ON OUR PLANET OF MAYHEM AND ANABOLIC DESTRUCTION

WE ALREADY USE IT AS OUR FULL ECONOMY

1 COIN BUYS A MOON

0.1 GYM DUNGEON AND A WEEK WITH YOUR MOM

0.01 EASY STREET WHERE YOUR MOM WORKS AND A CONDO

10 BITCOIN YOURE FUKKING ROYALTY AND WE WOULDNT TOUCH YOUR FILTHY MOTHER HAHAHA JUST REMEMBER SCUMBAGG

YOU CAME OUT OF YOUR FATHERZ BALLSAKK

YUKKK!! YOU FILTHY HUMANZ DISGUST ME

ANYWAY

TIME FOR REIGN OF FIRE WITH YOUR GERARD IS A BUTLER

200K HURRY UP

THE INVASION OF THE 51ST STATE IS COMING AND THEN 52ND 60TH

LETS SEE HOW LONG IT FOR U TO WORK OUT WHAT RONALD DUMPETT IS REALLY DOING

WITH HIS LITTLE SIDEKICK WHOS SIPHONING MUNNEE FROM THE FRAUDS TO HIMSELF SO HE CAN TAKE OVER YOUR ENTIRE TECHNOLOGY AND DESTROY ALL COMPETITORS

WHATZ HIS NAME? SMELLOF MUSK?

DUM PHUKKZ

THAT SATOSHI GUY CREATED #BITCOIN SO U DIDNT HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS

FUKKING SOY BOY, FAGGBAGG SHITSCUMZ

AN ASSAULT TO YOUR DADDYZ SAKK JUICE

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DONT GYM

YOU BECOME AN INEVITABLE SLAVE

PITY

THE SOLUTION WAS 21M

HAHA U FUKKED UP

ACHTUNG SLAMMPIGGZ

BACK FOR ANOTHER ASSAULT ON THE SENSES…. YOUR MOM LIKES IT HAHA!!!

AFTER A CORE SUPER CIRCUIT THAT WOULD GRADUATE US TOP OF THE G I JOE MUTANT LEAGUE CLASS THAT ENABLED

LANDMINES

HKR

TORNADOES 🌪️

TORNADO CORE BAG

THREW IN SOME KLOKOV TO SECURE THE LOADS

YOUR MOM SECURES PLENTY OF LOAD HAHA!!!

WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE FOR YOU LOCKERBAIT ASSHOLES TO WORK #BITCOIN OUT?

SO

SAINT TOSHI BURNED A MILLION

POPEYE THE SAYLOR HOLDS A HALF A BITTY

BLACKKOKK HOLDZ HALF A BITTY BITZ

AND 3.7m OR SO LOST

SO THIS FUKKING THING ROTATES ON ABOUT 2-5000 COINS A DAY

AND YOU CANT CLEAR HOUSE

LOL… INVADING YOU OS GONNA BE LOKE ASKING YOUR MOM FOR SEX AND SHES ALREADY NAKED BEFORE WE FINISH OUR SENTENCE HAHAHA

BBQ TIME AND MOVIE SUNDAY NIGHT

TRIPLE THREAT

1: DREAM WARRIORS WITH CAPTAIN KRUGER

2: JUDGE DREDD…. FOR BULLY SQUAD

3: HELLRAISER…. FOR TORTURE MOTIVATION AND OUR OBSESSION WITH GOTHIC ART

NOW BEFORE WE EAT YOUR CORNBREAD WE GONNA HIT A RACK RUNN ON BICEPS 50s TO 5s THEN PROTEIN COOKIE

COZ ALL COOKIES ARE PROTIEN COOKIES!!! YOUD KNOW YA PHATT PHUKK HAHA!!!

300 POUNDS BENCH PRESS

CHECK IN WHEN ACHIEVED

OVERLORD OUT

FOR NOW

YOU ARE AWAITED

IN THE DAY OF THE LOCKER

SCIENCE BASED STRENGTH TRAINING ARE JUST GAY NERD WORDS FOR LIFTING WEIGHTS

YOUR SHOES BEING SCIENTIFICALLY TILTED TO YOUR DEADLIFT IS MORE USEFUL TO YOUR BOYFRIEND TO HELP HIM BEND U OVER A BENCH AND DO WHAT WE DO TO YOUR MOM HAHA

SMITH MACHINES

RUBBER BANDS

BOSOOOZ

GAY NERDY SHIT THAT DISTRACTS YOU FROM GAINING PRECIOUS MUSCLE

YOU THINK A SOLID 10 WALKS IN THE THE HURT LOCKER AND SEES YOU ON A BALL WITH A 5 POUND PLATE DOING HALF CRUNCHES AND THINKS THATS HOT

EARTHBOY SHE THINKS YOURE A HOMO POO PACKER FROM BEN DOVERS BACK ATTACK HAHA

BASICS WORK

SQUAT DEEP AND SLOW

BENCH

OHP

AND

PULLUPZ THE GOLDEN EPOCH OF ALL LIFTING ERAS

THE PROBLEM ISNT YOUR HARD GAINING OR YOUR SHOE BRAND

ITS YOUR LACK OF INTENSITY WHICH INHIBITS LOW TEST BETA BITCH TITS INSTEAD OF PECS

YOURE NOTHING BUT LOCKER BAIT KID

DROP THE NERD WORDS PICK UP SOME 90s AND HIT THE MILITARY PRESS

OR YOUR JUST LIKE YOUR MOM…. OUR BITCH HAHA

LIFT HEAVY LOSERS

AS FAR AS SPACE MUTANT ALIEN OVERLORDS GO

VIRUS DECAY IS OUR SAFEWORD

YEAH WE PLAY SHITTY BALL SPORTS ON OUR PLANETT TO

BASICALLY ITS A CURE FOR AIDS U GET FROM PLAYING ANY OTHER BALL SPORTS HAHA

WE STILL PREFER YOUR MOM AND A SURF BOARD HAHA

WE ARE HERE TO SHOW U EVEN THO ON PLANETTMAYHEMM WE ARE ALL ABOUT HOSTILE TAKEOVERS AND BICEPS SIZE

EVEN OUR GAY ASS BALL PLAYERS HAVE #BITCOIN

SEEMS LIKE A CENTRAL BANK IN THAT WHORE HOUSE U CALL THE CZECH REPUBLIC WANTS A GOOD 70,000 OF THEM

GOOD JOB HUMANS

LET THE ENEMY TAKE YOUR FREEDOM MONEY HAHA

COULDN’T ORGANIZE A LAY IN A HEN HOUSE HAHAHAHA

EVEN A ONE OF OUR HOMELESS SHITTFUKKZ HAS MORE BITCOIN THAN U HAHAHAH

FOR YOUR LACK OF ORANGE PILLING GO SQUAT 225 FOR 150 REPS

LEAST AMOUNT IF BREAKS POSSIBLE

SUPP GIMP SUIT THUNDER CU$$$ HAHA

AFTER DRIVING 8 x 3 ON 475 SQUATZ EARLIER

WE BRING U BACK TO OUR LAST POST

BASICALLY YOURE FUKKING UP #BITCOIN AND YOUR CHANCE AT FREEDOM

WE KNOW SAIL BOY SAYLOR AND CUKKFUKK FINKY DINK WILL BUY ANOTHER 20 OR SO THOUSAND TODAY

WHILST U LET THIS WHOLE THING SLIP AWAY

USELESS

EASY FOR US

WE BOUGHT THIS DIP

HARD!!!

LIKE AS HARD AS WE ARE FOR YOUR MOM HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

SEE U AT 110k AIDZ VIKTIMZ

TILL NEXT TEN POUNDS HEAVIER

CIAO

STOOPID EARTH 💩

GUTEN TAG MUTANT SLIMEBALLS AND CUCK BUCK USERS

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH #BITCOIN WE BOUGHT TODAY? ASK YOUR MOM… JUST ANOTHER THING WE IMPRESSED HER WITH HAHA

SLAMMING DOWN GLORIOUS GERMAN VOLUME SQUATS 275 10 X 10 AT 10 SECONDS REST IN BETWEEN SETS

HERE ON PLANETTMAYHEMM

WE CARE

ABOUT MORE

MORE MUSCLE

BITCOIN

BABES

STUFF

PROTEIN POWDER TUBS

SUNGLASSES FROM SUNGLASSES HUT

U GET THE IDEA

80S GYM CULTURE IS OUR NATIONS MODEL WITH A BITCOIN SMACK IN THE MIDDLE

AND NO MATTER WHAT

YOULL ALWAYS BE THE INFERIOR SPECIES

BECAUSE

FREEDOM MONEY THAT SEPERATES MONEY FROM STATE…. YOURE BEGGING FOR THE STATE TO STEAL YOUR FEEEDOM MONEY

HAHAHAHAHAHA

DEFINITION OF U FUKKED UP SATOSHIS IDEA BIGTIME

WE WILL ENDURE THE BUYING

THEN ENSLAVE YOU

U SEEM TO ENJOY IT

HOW DO U FOGHT BACK WITH BITCOIN WHEN THE BANKS OWN IT ALL

HAHAHAHAHAH

STOCKHOLM SYNDROME AND AIDS MIXED TOGETHER

TILL NEXT TIME FREAKS

PUT ON 10 POUNDS

ANY WAY U CAN

WE APPRECIATE THE CAPS AND THE EFFORT

FUDDFUKKZ WILL BE CRUCIFIED IN TRUE ROMAN STYLE

WASSSUP SLIMEFUKKZ

BAKK FROM A BICEP RAKK RUNN MARATHON ON GIGANTIC SEMINAL PROPORTIONS

WHY DO WE AWAIT THE HUMAN ADOPTION OF #BITCOIN ?

SO YOUR MOTHER CAN PAY US FOR OUR ENOURMOUS SERVICE HAHA

WE CARE ONLY ABOUT

#BITCOIN

BICEPS

BARBERS 💈

BABEZ

BIKES

AND BBQ 🍖

OUR MASS STRIATIONZ RATTLE THE FOUNDATIONZ OF FRAZETTA ART COMBINED WITH ST RICH PIANA ON LEG DAY

MASS IS OUR GAME

YOUR MOM JUZT CAME

AND!!!!

WE WANT ALL THE #BITCOIN

COZ MUTANTZ ECONOMICS MATTER