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Ruminant Llama
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Nostr Class of 2023 Bitcoin Class of 2021 🕶️🌻🥩🌜️🕹️🤖🔐☕🍺 #plebchain #coffeechain #ai #IT #foss #hardware #multilingual 🇩🇪🇵🇱🇬🇧 Industrial Hardware Engineer - looking for new jobs and project opportunities. Highly interested in IT, Cybersec, internet politics and online privacy. I have a weak spot for the ridiculous & absurd 😜 Always curious, always learning ... and shitposting occasionally.

GM! #coffeechain

Enjoy your weekend, anon

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So, picture this: Me, the Bitcoin maxi who once thought dragging my friend out of financial mediocrity was a *noble* act, back in 2020 I helped a friend onto an exchange and told him to buy bitcoin, and hold it for 5 years, and even better keep dca’ing each month.

Fast forward to 2025, more specifically 5 minutes ago, and I’m asking him, “So, buddy… still hodling that Bitcoin, right, did you keep buying?”

His answer? “I bought XRP.”

*XRP??? The crypto equivalent of adopting a three-legged racehorse with asthma. The token that makes even *Dogecoin* look like a Nobel Prize-winning economic thesis. I nearly choked on my “after dinner” 🥃 . “**REALLY?**” I spat, my voice dripping with the kind of contempt usually reserved for people who unironically say “moon lambo.” “So instead of Bitcoin—you know, digital gold, the asset that *literally* prints generational wealth—you went with… *XRP?* The blockchain version of a participation trophy from a middle school science fair?”

Him, shuffling his feet like a kid caught licking windows: “I know.”

**Moral of the story?** Bitcoin separates the men from boys. XRP isn’t an investment—it’s a cry for help, a public admission that you’d rather light money on fire than read a single whitepaper. It’s the crypto you “buy” when you’re allergic to gains and think SEC lawsuits are a *fun* plot twist.

And let’s be real: If you’re still holding XRP in 2025, your portfolio isn’t “left wimping in the dust”—it’s actively writing a Yelp review from the ninth circle of hell. Congrats! You didn’t just miss the Bitcoin boat. You drowned in a puddle of Ripple’s delusional Kool-Aid. 🚣♂️☠️

Remember: When life gives you XRP, it’s because you *asked* for a lesson in humiliation. And boy, did you *earn* it.

What a glorious roast, Sir 🫡👍

Is the mint broken somehow?

Can I redeem my ecash somehow?

#cashu #minibits

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Hey, welcome back!

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Now that I've had a little bit of time to process it… 🤔

I think that #DeepSeek is deploying WMDs. 💣

Imagine a weapon that could destroy the #US emergent tech sector dominance & remove all competitive advantages/strides made by the #USA over the past few decades. 💭

Do you think #China, #Russia & other competing nation-states would want that? 💁‍♂️

Now imagine you could deploy the weapon on a weekend to obliterate investor confidence so catastrophically that all related company stocks collapse on Monday (once the markets open). Wouldn't it make sense to short TF out of those companies on the preceding Friday? 🧐

Then, once confidence is completely shaken, overall investment in the tech sector wanes, further kneecapping the US tech companies (who have been blowing through capital w/relatively little return on investment); their wasted capital is converted into a green (red in China) PnL for yourself. GG, thanks for playing. 🤝

THEN… a week later, you drop #Janus (the image vision/generation model), giving a retributionally poetic homage to the two nukes that ended WW2. 💥💥

AND THEN… by making the weapons #OpenSource, you enable everyone on planet Earth to run the same attack on EVERY industry (of which the US leads almost every one) by enabling the entire global population to completely level the playing field & disrupt ALL incumbents through the utilization of the weapon (as opposed to the initial announcement of it), ensuring America can never again have a technological monopoly or stable capital market of any description. 🫴

AND… the ultimate irony is that the weapons were created by stealing from the very people who stole the individual components from EVERYONE in the first place; a plan so genius that you couldn't write a better fucking script if you gave #R1 1,000 years. 😏

Remember what #SoftWar taught us; #WW3 will look NOTHING like #WW2 did. 🤙

Interesting theory. Will need to discuss this at the next local bitcoiner meetup