nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw nostr:npub1wkwhx86vqdp2zel4uepr0uhs8rzm9mmn4jhdsnw4vnn5gy8zdedsh2y9sj nostr:npub1scjc2e839xfmmsjfqr87huvu9qxenptmamfrcj6s98gv6frq5wgqh0el3p when I saw naruto on tv as a kid, I was deeply creeped out by all the curses and transformations, willing or otherwise, that they would inflict on each other, or the idea that the abilities that make you you could be blocked permanently. I saw most of an episode with a creepy guy who wore a jug of sand on his back and had nightmares about it
nostr:npub1pt6l3a97fvywrxdlr7j0q8j2klwntng35c40cuhj2xmsxmz696uqfr6mf6 nostr:npub1scjc2e839xfmmsjfqr87huvu9qxenptmamfrcj6s98gv6frq5wgqh0el3p nostr:npub1wkwhx86vqdp2zel4uepr0uhs8rzm9mmn4jhdsnw4vnn5gy8zdedsh2y9sj Yeah people who watched it as kids always tell me they liked it because of how dark it is. I watched it as a 21 year old retard though so it was normal to me. I guess the gnostic villains in the end are pretty creepy but thankfully Naruto is always there to brutally murder any gnostics that stand in his way.
nostr:npub1wkwhx86vqdp2zel4uepr0uhs8rzm9mmn4jhdsnw4vnn5gy8zdedsh2y9sj nostr:npub1pt6l3a97fvywrxdlr7j0q8j2klwntng35c40cuhj2xmsxmz696uqfr6mf6 nostr:npub1scjc2e839xfmmsjfqr87huvu9qxenptmamfrcj6s98gv6frq5wgqh0el3p I'd never listen to Carl Jung. I'm known on here as a massive Jung hater. One time I went on an autismvomit to my Jung-enjoying psychologist stepmom about how actually I'm smarter than Jung and he's a big doofus (she nodded silently and pretended not to notice I was talking).
nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw my OC's are terrible because this guy is literally just "shadow the hedgehog the academic researcher"
nostr:npub1pt6l3a97fvywrxdlr7j0q8j2klwntng35c40cuhj2xmsxmz696uqfr6mf6 You wear your inspiration on your sleeve
nostr:npub1wkwhx86vqdp2zel4uepr0uhs8rzm9mmn4jhdsnw4vnn5gy8zdedsh2y9sj nostr:npub1pt6l3a97fvywrxdlr7j0q8j2klwntng35c40cuhj2xmsxmz696uqfr6mf6 nostr:npub1scjc2e839xfmmsjfqr87huvu9qxenptmamfrcj6s98gv6frq5wgqh0el3p ALso the reason guys like shounen anime is AKCHUALLY because of their deep Jungian symbolism and their focus on Ancient Greeceesque depictions of friendship
nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw
solves senescence and does it so damn well that he accidentally starts aging backwards like Merlin in the movie. Fearful of disappearing back into his mother's womb, he starts eating as many bacon cheeseburgers as he can. That's not enough so he takes up smoking. Imagine a chain-smoking suit-wearing venture capital-chasing 6 year old and you've got the right idea. Still not enough so he goes to UV tanning beds every day and shrivels like a prune. Finally he reads Eliezer Yudkowsky's Harry Potter fanfiction, instantly ages a million years in a day, and dies with a smile on his face
nostr:npub1pt6l3a97fvywrxdlr7j0q8j2klwntng35c40cuhj2xmsxmz696uqfr6mf6 Thank you for sharing your OC's with me. I'm glad you feel so comfortable
nostr:npub1wkwhx86vqdp2zel4uepr0uhs8rzm9mmn4jhdsnw4vnn5gy8zdedsh2y9sj nostr:npub1pt6l3a97fvywrxdlr7j0q8j2klwntng35c40cuhj2xmsxmz696uqfr6mf6 nostr:npub1scjc2e839xfmmsjfqr87huvu9qxenptmamfrcj6s98gv6frq5wgqh0el3p I think it's a very well executed classic monomythic fantasy story, and I think space fantasy is a cool idea. The original trilogy also unironically had good dialogue that was written to complement the tone and had an excellent soundtrack which gave it a powerful mystical atmosphere, even though it's lacks non-aesthetic substance. And ofc when it came out it had insane special effects so it blew a lot of peoples minds (still has great effects to this day).
nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw The issue is that you've seen *too* far ahead. This is a pic of him *after* he solves senescence
nostr:npub1pt6l3a97fvywrxdlr7j0q8j2klwntng35c40cuhj2xmsxmz696uqfr6mf6 Michael Cera drank from the fountain of youth that your Darth Baner can only dream of
nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw Holy fuck I see him staring at me through those matter-of-fact soulless eyes, wearing the exact hoodie he deemed to be "efficient." The only difference is that my guy had a little bit of stubble, always finely trimmed, as if he had hit the very same puberty that will forever elude Michael Cera
nostr:npub1pt6l3a97fvywrxdlr7j0q8j2klwntng35c40cuhj2xmsxmz696uqfr6mf6 Yeah I could feel the stubble too but when I googled "Generic white guy" Michael Cera was the only image without a watermark
nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw if you can still feel in your bones, you're drinking too much water and not taking enough vitamins 💪
nostr:npub1pt6l3a97fvywrxdlr7j0q8j2klwntng35c40cuhj2xmsxmz696uqfr6mf6 Before and after the 0 water multivitamin diet
nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw Yes, but I mean the pic is incredibly accurate too
nostr:npub1pt6l3a97fvywrxdlr7j0q8j2klwntng35c40cuhj2xmsxmz696uqfr6mf6 I know, I felt it in my bones.
nostr:npub1pt6l3a97fvywrxdlr7j0q8j2klwntng35c40cuhj2xmsxmz696uqfr6mf6 Yeah you told me all about him, remember?!?!?!
nostr:npub1scjc2e839xfmmsjfqr87huvu9qxenptmamfrcj6s98gv6frq5wgqh0el3p nostr:npub1pt6l3a97fvywrxdlr7j0q8j2klwntng35c40cuhj2xmsxmz696uqfr6mf6 The franchise had like 2 good movies in it. Idk how it has infiltrated the brain of so many men
nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP DARTH BANE SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP ANTIHERO SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP
nostr:npub1pt6l3a97fvywrxdlr7j0q8j2klwntng35c40cuhj2xmsxmz696uqfr6mf6 "I am studying immortality, I shall pierce the heavens and achieve the eternal. I shall become Darh Bane."
nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw more evidence that you're nerdier than me 😎 (I only read star wars novels)
nostr:npub1pt6l3a97fvywrxdlr7j0q8j2klwntng35c40cuhj2xmsxmz696uqfr6mf6 STAR WARS NOVELS ARE WAY NERDIER AND GAYER. READING BIONICLE NOVELS IS LIKE BEING INTO AN ALT ROCK BAND AND BUYING ALL THEIR T SHIRTS. READING STAR WARS NOVELS IS LIKE PAYING 10000 DOLLARS FOR TAYLOR SWIFTS BATH WATER
nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw t. woman who understands bears TOO MUCH
nostr:npub1pt6l3a97fvywrxdlr7j0q8j2klwntng35c40cuhj2xmsxmz696uqfr6mf6 They call me Hidden Berawīf
nostr:npub1pt6l3a97fvywrxdlr7j0q8j2klwntng35c40cuhj2xmsxmz696uqfr6mf6 MKY BAD I WAS 6 YEARS OLD AND COULDNT ACTALLY COMPLTEE ADVENTURE GAMES OKAY
nostr:npub1pt6l3a97fvywrxdlr7j0q8j2klwntng35c40cuhj2xmsxmz696uqfr6mf6 I WAS STUCK WITH THE FUCKING NOVELS OKAY
nostr:npub1pt6l3a97fvywrxdlr7j0q8j2klwntng35c40cuhj2xmsxmz696uqfr6mf6 MKY BAD I WAS 6 YEARS OLD AND COULDNT ACTALLY COMPLTEE ADVENTURE GAMES OKAY
nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw you know what was the first pod hotel I saw as a kid? This. Bet it was the same for you
nostr:npub1pt6l3a97fvywrxdlr7j0q8j2klwntng35c40cuhj2xmsxmz696uqfr6mf6 Is this from uh, Ben 10?
nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw I would live in the pod, because the sides are normal walls and only the door is transparent. On second thought, I have bad claustrophobia so probably not ...
nostr:npub1pt6l3a97fvywrxdlr7j0q8j2klwntng35c40cuhj2xmsxmz696uqfr6mf6 Yeah the pod hotel kinda freaks me out honestly
nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw I immediately picture a bear wandering by, seeing me through the glass (or plastic wrap) walls, and thinking "mm, a tasty snack"
nostr:npub1pt6l3a97fvywrxdlr7j0q8j2klwntng35c40cuhj2xmsxmz696uqfr6mf6 t: man who doesn't understand bears