> Do I have access to their sats?

Yes, but there’s no standard UI for accessing individuals’ amounts. It’s in a Redis database that you can query. Presumably one could write code to update this database directly.

> Are they somehow separated?

LndHUB accounts are custodial entries in a Redis database. The sats are commingled in one shared Lightning node’s channels. It’s up to you to maintain enough liquidity to satisfy demand of your users.

> Can I rug them?

Absolutely. It is trivial to do so en masse. Just close all your channels and walk away.

Rugging an individual user is more difficult because there’s no UI for it. But the code is open source so developing a script ought to be possible.

I’m very happy now

ロボット🤖のたくさんいる街も楽しいかもしれません！😊

jackの中では東京以外に住む日本人はロボットってことらしいな。

#[3]​ am I only the one ? 😁

'member when Vice was peak journalism covering real stories nobody else would cover?

🫃

I left Twitter some days ago because of the negativity there. Today, because of all the talk of the dogshit logo, I followed a link back to Twitter (because I deleted the app and my account) just to have a look around to get a feeling of the mood there. Then I saw a tweet of Udi Wertheimer. This disgusting feeling, which made me leave Twitter, started to creep up on me again. THIS is exactly why I left Twitter. On Nostr it’s different. He doesn’t know how positive it is on here, but he is so miserable that he needs to shit on Nostr. And his “enemies”. While at the same time (just 2 hours later) complaining about people sitting around and hate. Udi, the personification of a clown.

hello world.

What happens when the crazy woke ppl discovers that cables have binary-gender terminations?

yw! disclaimer tho: i made that up on the spot. i actually am not in a position to give advice. i only played around w keyboards like that myself and have nothing to compair to give actual sound advice 😂😂

start w playing songs you know

really gets you into flow easier bc you know them already by sound

yea it’s just time. got my 10k hours in young.

piano is a whole different beast! I want to accumulate enough btc to be able to buy a piano one day. got to practice regularly on and off growing up, super fun!

Thanks a lot friend🤙

when im on the phone or laptop too long my cat literally sighs/blows air out her nose while sitting and staring at me from a lil distance

amazing

My iPhone 13 Pro that I purchased on launch day is at 88%. They drastically improved battery performance since 13. My wife had 12 Pro and its battery was terrible.

I prohibit everyone from keeping a copy of this note.

You can read it but you can’t store it.

would you insure your BTC in cold storage?

🫸💀🫷

Had to be. I spoke with him for a while.

1 - No PoW

2 - No nostr activity

3 - After bragging about flying all over the world, he wouldn’t show me his passport stamps.

4 - Getting a #nostrica badge and trying to sneak in.

5 - Outfit perfect for spying, but not for CR weather. Who the hell wears a jean jacket in CR.

6 - Digging through his backpack while avoiding answering certain questions.

7 - Following a group of people on one side of town, while #[3]​ verified that his hotel was on the opposite side. I asked him what he was doing and he said “Going to sleep, it was a long day.”

Sketch to the max.

I need some positive vibes. About to attempt quitting caffeine cold turkey. Drink anywhere between 2-5 cups of coffee a day and 1-3 energy drinks. Ooooof.

Heh

Can I get a rough idea of how many of you nostriches are going to Bitcoin 2023?

Gonna try to organize dinner and drinks for the nostriches one night, maybe the 19th?

Do we need a table or a whole venue

Arch and tails from what I gather from all the hate I get for liking Ubuntu

Got a new phone, it was so fast, untill I loaded it up with apps...

Now it's basically as slow as the old one

RIP $700

Good morning all! 🦦🫂

Mempool ATM 👀

Lesson 1.

#[0]​ I’m sold on the earth runners, but what’s the secret for fast slip I/O? I leave loosen the latch, and don’t lose the tail. But there must some Jedi trick.