A screwdriver is a morning drink 🫡
The thing I’ve learned most as I age is great things come with time. It might seem pointless to start something today but if you don’t start you’ll never get to where you want to 10 years from now.
receiived
A frog on a farm? Be careful!
Ceasefire? I thought you said my Caesar is fire 🥗🔥
I buy the same sock and throw them out when they get holes. Buy more when I can’t get through a week without doing laundry.
I probably wouldn’t innovate too hard if I was sitting on a large BTC stack from the $10,000 days.
Throwback! I doubt they ever left on-chain.
20min erg 15 min chest 💪 #workout
What if we can take their free will away and focus their power for our own benefit?
I don’t own a treadmill (yet) but have heard good things about NordicTrack. Personally, I’d probably get the Peloton Tread but I enjoy following the Peloton instructors for workouts.
Today’s Montuewedthufrisatsunday.
Last I saw her she was next to Wednesday
I love that tile! I took a similar picture in Boston.
Got a quick run in before it hits 100F today 🥵#running #workout
People hire frogs to move stuff?
Life really is what your brain makes of it.
What does the average American think about?
I’ll never understand why we didn’t call a pickle a prune instead. It was right there! Pruny cucumber.
It’s a federal holiday in the US so banks can’t send money today.
Plastic is bad for the environment so we need to ban it. https://www.foxnews.com/media/la-times-admits-california-plastic-bag-ban-actually-made-waste-problem-worse-unintended-consequences.amp
The argument isn’t that an NBA player can’t beat a WNBA player. It’s a random guy can’t beat a good WNBA player.
Sabrina Carpenter is talented
nostr:npub18mszc492kns4m58vepn4xfa36z9xwra5ufrw4e78gcefk2a20z8qktr3sc rip ur nsec 🪦
practice safe nsec folks
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Why I’m nsectual 🫡
You won’t zap your fellow #nostr pleb but you’ll zap a random fast food employee? Sus 😏