Update: First of all, thank you to everyone who replied and sent well wishes, and helpful suggestions. Your advice was much appreciated and well received! Nostriches are great! Especially want to thank nostr:npub1h8nk2346qezka5cpm8jjh3yl5j88pf4ly2ptu7s6uu55wcfqy0wq36rpev , nostr:npub15u3cqhx6vuj3rywg0ph5mfv009lxja6cyvqn2jagaydukq6zmjwqex05rq , nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6 for their suggestions and help!
I found the seed phrase!! I took Guy’s advice, organized my house, found some important paperwork, and found the seed phrase hidden away in some random unusual spot like a squirrel hiding nuts for winter. I Want to thank nostr:npub1wu4aye7ll0lnrrg638e90sehzsgpzx5t39t3mwl05aa0d0ap08esdz3vw0 for their onboarding process testing plebs to make sure they write down that seed phrase!
I’ve lost my PIN. While I did write and store the seed, I didn’t write down the PIN or the anti-phishing phrases. With that mistake, I’ve likely bricked my cold card and will need a replacement.
I do think that is a legitimate drawback to the cold card, I’m out the 300k+ sats the device costs. Maybe I don’t understand the security implications here, but I wish the device just wiped itself and let me set it up again.
Lessons- Don’t assume anything. Every time I set a cold storage up, treat that process like it’s storing my life’s work for all time. Don’t assume “it’s just a test, I’ll reset and fully set it up again later” because maybe the fees rise and you have to wait a long time before you complete the process.
Always store your seed phrase in a safe spot. Even if you forget about that spot, if it’s in a safe spot you’ll find it eventually.
Bitcoin is amazing. I am my own worst enemy at times, but Bitcoin is my friend. Seed phrases are impossible to crack, easy to store, and can fix any forgetful mistake made over time. Just store your seed phrase securely, and your bitcoin will be there for you when you need it.
Mahalo and pura vida. 🤙 nostr:note1ygqqhr38ulv7qcw5an0d2cmk8vux4yz74wvy44ger0a9s5qxed2qzyqs8d
Phew!
Dam at first glance thought it was her guts. 🤦🏻♂️
nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6 there’s some good stuff here that will come in handy at some point in the future. #proxmox nostr:note1jw2aryqj8kyp6hxlpz6qfmk7ntmjsfldfascn8lqccd9n9vr0kqsdc65af
Good stuff
Bevo rant
200 gram chip packet now 160 grams here.
Companies partaking in shrink flation are assisting our governments push the ponzi they run and the money they print.
Don’t shrink the goods, charge us what it costs. It will help drive home to the normies how fucked it is.
Bring back the 200 gram chip packet you cunts.
#fuckthegovernment
#fuckshrinkflation
Screw in screw then use lever to lever it out. Then get drink and party with the missius
No cork screw to get cork out
No cork screw to get cork out of
Great news you are safe
I have never seen goal posts blown over in a storm that is nuts
Can I ask what state that is. ??
I haven’t heard a shitty joke in a while…
nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6 https://video.nostr.build/c81a0d3be0f3193d18b6d63ea6a15e3fdfe98c024f2dacfdaed9184aeb6adfa2.mp4
Toilette humor
If the 10x mempool fee spike a few hrs ago was a reality check for you then this miraculous recovery over a few hrs is your chance. It will be back in the low teens in a few blocks. Don’t be that person.
UTXO management done now is essentially stacking sats
Sold most shit I own. Not my land tho. My top 3 prized possessions in no particular order
1. Ostrich skin boots
2. Land
3. #bitcoin
I’m a simple man
Such is life
Proud to be an Aussie
🦘🇦🇺 nostr:note19shnasyumjvdyrek94a2xpykcfrj8a8tf4nqrwvt5wucgfz0up3qwcmvve
The day when people will not accept fiat for Bitcoin is coming. Value 4 value #bitcoin
Walking and be on corny chat. Imagine that. Sounds kinda crazy



