probably false

already informed @Satillionaire, but the description is in the bot DM

Free as in freedom not free beer

also cc nostr:npub1vwvwzh35zm0qjwuk8j3c0q7j5e4fv47tpr9m5ncz23kd64dk7xjq0r9tm0 nostr:npub1u25483ak6mn65xgjlfdqcuh96hh36n5ry0fsm90njrgzz2j0av9sd9vqdh I have DMed the buzzbot npub

thanks nostr:npub1e85mms9s8ssm6vm6ztw0tdrr6j0a4l5gf2sjhw2scxpwnexmaxuqcev9em for the 150K (PLEASE DM IMMEDIATELY FOR DISCLOSURE)

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I am thankful that my main source of revenue is not these dipshits that will fire all their devs because AI and then come back crying when their infra catches on fire

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anticollision be damned

That and too much of a Nostr/Bitcoin echo chamber. Unfortunate but true

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email

there is no second best

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it is a KV store, which means you can build a lot, but also means you need to build your own architecture

perfect for nostr use cases

it struggles a bit with large values, but you can easily fix that by using SeaweedFS (some-maintenance-required FS that allows storing a lot of small files like 100KB)

if by web scale you mean Apple CloudKit and Snowflake scale, yes, actually

it in fact does not write your data to /dev/null

it is extremely hard to break and just works

automatic self-healing and management

it will tell you where the bottleneck is so you can automatically scale it up

setting it up involves copying a single fdb.cluster file and starting it

you have not seen FoundationDB

“error rate is too high scale everything back to 1 server”

*more errors*

this is fine

Provide it a very long input and ask it to generate a long output. Then it will waste money

https://github.com/deepseek-ai/3FS 🤔 FoundationDB

may have been real

you have not seen me and odell in the same room

The zapn’t has been createx

ah ok. don’t rely on any specific provider too much though

Are there any tools that allow treating multiple LLM providers including local as one?