Well I’m on nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg iOS so I don’t see jack a shit lol

LOL
THE NOSTR REPORT
THE WAVE 🌊
Sep 19, 2023
Block Height: 808,450
Moscow Time: 36:78 ⚡/ $
V4V: 9 zaps 26,021⚡
Top Zapper: nostr:npub1vp8fdcyejd4pqjyrjk9sgz68vuhq7pyvnzk8j0ehlljvwgp8n6eqsrnpsw (21,000⚡)
Nostr Report is committed to V4V, thank you to our supporters.
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🎙️Quote of the Day🎙️
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“I smell a new wave of nostriches crashing soon.”
nostr:npub1hu3hdctm5nkzd8gslnyedfr5ddz3z547jqcl5j88g4fame2jd08qh6h8nh responds to news that Elon Musk will begin charging all X users a monthly fee.
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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nostr:npub1hqaz3dlyuhfqhktqchawke39l92jj9nt30dsgh2zvd9z7dv3j3gqpkt56s Don’t miss this weeks #PlebchainRadio with guest nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 ⚡️Set your Blockclocks on 9/22 for 6:30p ET (10:30p UTC) and join us at https://nostrnests.com/plebchainradio
nostr:note1vxwkgstf3clckrsmg53cl8vx2f2fxpeud0ajqdjt4gp3dtlenrdskxk963
Elon Musk says X will charge users ‘a small monthly payment’ to use its service in order to “combat vast armies of bots.”
nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 offers the community a strfry relay tutorial if they zap his note 250k. nostr:note1exxmhl63az85aqx3h2s444494n25lnajaypmha6q5540cqkuwgus2as722
The community pulls through 🤙⚡️
nostr:note1lx885rqykmma8ul2480spgktkv0da0x3cjkejd4hp97gngawrxhsz3dsuf
nostr:npub107jk7htfv243u0x5ynn43scq9wrxtaasmrwwa8lfu2ydwag6cx2quqncxg Zap splits are now live on Habla.news. When writing a new post you can optionally enable splits. Currently splits will go to the relay operators used by Habla. Future improvements will allow adding any npub to the split, configuring splits for reposts and highlights, and NWC.
https://habla.news/verbiricha/splits
nostr:npub1a7n2h5y3gt90y00mwrknhx74fyzzjqw25ehkscje58x9tfyhqd5snyvfnu Nostr.world is live. Bookmark to stay up to date on #Nostrasia announcements such as new speakers, hackathon news and more.
nostr:note13npn9uwkg33gjvwuxqyuq9atc89aksw3r0tmp2chcjwxkrj7zsxqwgr6e9
nostr:npub1xdtducdnjerex88gkg2qk2atsdlqsyxqaag4h05jmcpyspqt30wscmntxy zaps 130 nostr devs with his new zap splitter micro-app.
nostr:note1y3lqla99xm9h8t2x07ew7ldsmlht3r6edk70rq7hf8u9uuysplws37h609
nostr:npub14mcddvsjsflnhgw7vxykz0ndfqj0rq04v7cjq5nnc95ftld0pv3shcfrlx announces that donations to Rebirth Beirut were a massive success, with over 10m sats resulting in the ability to relight a street that has been dark for 3 years. ⚡️💡
nostr:note1guwjnwn2qfh09ulgelndjuvw8je440y3t2cc5969vhu54dp0sxzqagr8fs
nostr:npub1aljazgxlpnpfp7n5sunlk3dvfp72456x6nezjw4sd850q879rxqsthg9jp shares information on Bitcoin Research Day, in NYC on October 27th. Check out this important event dedicated to bring together researchers and developers. 👩🏫
nostr:note1nezmufrr6u4w9yykcg8f6wtj8mentmkljana7g470lgp8m5fc0gqxyv9tp
nostr:npub138s5hey76qrnm2pmv7p8nnffhfddsm8sqzm285dyc0wy4f8a6qkqtzx624 discusses the importance of sovereign file hosting and not relying on centralized services. He shares the repository for nostrcheck.me for anyone to adapt, collaborate, and build on his work. 💪
nostr:note1756r49dq89mmapk0gpeytceexe2pd5qhet2gytacph9sz48qmsusukxmlz
nostr:npub1lr2zzf989mvf393y0tv39ara6a4vddkd6y87z784up9vl6ks6j3qtudl6a releases an incredible documentary about the fiat crisis in Cuba and how #bitcoin is providing hope and empowering the people. Any zaps to his original note will go to Bitcoin Cuba 🇨🇺⚡️
nostr:note1gpnpkrxysrvf590gnknxcycz5a2swnwszf796rwfa9cn39jjrtxsf3day4
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💻nostr Tech💻
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nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z releases #Amethyst v0.77.0-alpha which has support for the Amber signing app by nostr:npub1w4uswmv6lu9yel005l3qgheysmr7tk9uvwluddznju3nuxalevvs2d0jr5 for Android.
nostr:note17t4dqwhspjz97007e3dukmvavc0uycm7xf8uz3vx95grc9etcn8qfgwypv
Check out nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 screenshots of the Amber signing app for Android.
nostr:note1sgegmzsdajkrmkhfq7df70xvwev4cjyrn6gyjwu0vk8cwd7dma0q6qrggk
The nostr:npub1getal6ykt05fsz5nqu4uld09nfj3y3qxmv8crys4aeut53unfvlqr80nfm team announced today that they will be soon releasing a discover page! Help them by giving them some feedback on what you would like to see.
nostr:note17u0esnrjudc3me32l6je4t5e7kse37tg9n6g960fk3s6nmkq742qr74wtg
nostr:npub1zfss807aer0j26mwp2la0ume0jqde3823rmu97ra6sgyyg956e0s6xw445 Lume v1.2.5-beta update, improved onboarding process based on #nostrdesign reviews and improved NWC UX. 👷♂️
nostr:note1g3wjwp2yzqpck9mfqxg9ch4ns8hmwvhnca67228rttdx33chpr7sugge02
nostr:npub1yzvxlwp7wawed5vgefwfmugvumtp8c8t0etk3g8sky4n0ndvyxesnxrf8q Read the DeMedia YakiHonne weekly report vol. 16 👌
nostr:note1h560l33us5kycpays7pzxktsvnzwuqtjrqvwd94fxz4svl7fqydqp0eyhr
nostr:npub1wf4pufsucer5va8g9p0rj5dnhvfeh6d8w0g6eayaep5dhps6rsgs43dgh9 creates a proof-of-concept tool for publishers and creators to curate a list of subscribers via #Nostr dm’s. 📫
nostr:note1l6sh6ajegzhzyvn7wp26ys8hy5sgfthc2wqfad268cczxnkwu5ks0f8v39
nostr:npub1alpha9l6f7kk08jxfdaxrpqqnd7vwcz6e6cvtattgexjhxr2vrcqk86dsn w3.do URL Shortener is now on Product Hunt 🚀 Help purple pill the masses with an "other stuff" app.
nostr:note1p2zu6kg0q7arrgjwqtp7rymxfx8awdst34r0u8wqme0rv3h9xcrs6mujre
nostr:npub1reezn2ctrrg736uqj7mva9lsuwv0kr5asj4vvkwxnrwlhvxf98tsq99ty4 Block Screen is updated for iOS 17. Widgets now run in new places.
nostr:note18a0geq2m3ea3vyqc3kgw4muysnnzmg8arfh6d7kfrlnhg4pwgq8scnaxgq
nostr:npub1cgd35mxmy37vhkfcmjckk9dylguz6q8l67cj6h9m45tj5rx569cql9kfex is looking for feedback on Formstr, an alternative to Google Forms he’s creating that works on Nostr.
nostr:note1vctc0qelthma5vjcqwy6jtntpcq0wh3gcav4r8zszx06prnxz68qlz0lkl
nostr:npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h Run your own relay, but read this first. 🧑💻
nostr:note1yp69vmds9p98xe2k8l9a2zaa7fvr6atzpc7xdsd9g3s86sh4phuqwu8vr2
nostr:npub1cmmswlckn82se7f2jeftl6ll4szlc6zzh8hrjyyfm9vm3t2afr7svqlr6f demos new lightning vouchers feature coming to nostrnet.work
nostr:note1nww3472qzrx47ly4vzq8fl32ytjjl2vacrezl8mun2tnxplfncjspc8j4t
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⚡nostr Business⚡
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nostr:npub1yfg0d955c2jrj2080ew7pa4xrtj7x7s7umt28wh0zurwmxgpyj9shwv6vg Charts make it to nostr:npub1t8a7uumfmam38kal4xaakzyjccht4y5jxfs4cmlj0p768pxtwu8skh56yu
nostr:note1ecleujr37zggf34939veehgpy0fsz6wh7l8ywpwgwhsm33am8ltqx6l5hn
Read this piece by nostr:npub1melv683fw6n2mvhl5h6dhqd8mqfv3wmxnz4qph83ua4dk4006ezsrt5c24 that summarizes the why of Nostr perfectly.
nostr:note1wgr4vwzrhfxx3mgj5yz0lr80ufe9hm67fx8gkzyhaltz0y8axuys6t60w3
nostr:npub164q45vfa8prpl7f63stsl9qm9n22v6julkasjdqxjc8kevchsj0sp42rl3 Jack Dorsey steps in to run Square payments 🟧
nostr:note1lxngt67tzmqrlaa5r6apeg2gzxsst5ssgrq6j4j9mqmqsh5s7w8q8n8545
nostr:npub13q4zj4jnfjxta3hndtqz5h4cpd3jvhwta8py4ukjmfkeh9g7d3ashkrtmk US National debt reaches eye-watering, record level of $33 TRILLION 👀
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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Because bots…
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Stay Classy, Nostr.
I had to scroll through the entire thing, so now you have to scroll through the entire thing.
nostr:note163ezaqy263ldrrvzesh0lmqpp3z0cwwkrv7eqr558psmrkk9phnq0zux6k
Is there something going on with the dust limit right now???
Just tried to make an on-chain transaction to a segwit address. ~$350 USD
Sparrow wallet telling me "too low, below the dust threshold for this type of address"
A $350 dust limit???
I know fees are high rn, but... DAYUM.
St. Augustine on why shitcoiners hate the Truth.

I'm a simple minstrel.
If it pumps, I post.
https://www.wavlake.com/track/850567ef-73d4-43d8-91c5-1c7a56317b3d
I'm a simple minstrel.
If it pumps, I post.
https://www.wavlake.com/track/850567ef-73d4-43d8-91c5-1c7a56317b3d
LMFAO 🤣
truly nostr:note1fd75eptyq3pcgvtzsg8l3yy4penpw3ae2kyevg30u355smvxs25sem7xf8
Tomorrow I have the distinct honor of speaking with nostr:npub1s05p3ha7en49dv8429tkk07nnfa9pcwczkf5x5qrdraqshxdje9sq6eyhe for the next #BitcoinTalk episode of THE #Bitcoin Podcast.
If you could ask Jeff Booth one question (about Bitcoin, life, current events, the future, or anything) what would it be?
In the interest of giving preference to #nostr I’ll pick a couple questions from the replies to this note to ask him, and will tell folks on Twitter to go to nostr if they want to submit a question 🤙
#AskNostr
#AnotherFuckingBitcoinPodcast
What is the spirit of bitcoin?
I think we’re saying the same thing. No one should be experimenting with the base layer at this point. Too much real pain on the other side of failure.
Internet development has a leadership problem.
Not only is there no one IN CHARGE...
There's not even anyone with enough social capital to get others to organically follow their lead
We're at a stalemate. The only way forward is to reset the board.
See how stupid this is now? w/ nostr:npub137lghaz3q3850343kupy2mx67r03qf6ccjvnpyjual6mkw436xlq3hkxgfis

Fiat mentality on display.
Or surreptitious attempt to sow discord.
He can HFSP with his ordinals
So is life, in many respects.
Risk of ruin is still real.
There are consequences to failed experiments, with both life and wealth.
Canada is on fire because...
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...
...
...
...
...
...
... the money is broken.
Just deployed https://swarmstr.com build no 0.22.0 🐝
Updates:
- add nostr faq (a list of common questions pulled from swarmstr search relay);
- navigation & performance improvements;
- bugfixes;
What is Swarmstr?
Swarmstr is a free and open source Q&A #nostr client.
How it works?
Current implementation gathers activity from #asknostr hashtag and rebroadcasts it to a separate search relay. Swarmstr client then uses that relay to query results based on the content given by the user 🔍
In other words, people use #asknostr hashtag to get their answers and Swarmstr makes it easy to find these answers.
Recent questions:
Nostr FAQ:
https://swarmstr.com/d/nostr-faq
Example searches:
Display questions from users asking for relay recommendations
https://swarmstr.com/?s=best+relays
Finding out if someone was looking for eli5 relay explanation
https://swarmstr.com/?s=relay+eli5
Zaps explanations
https://swarmstr.com/?s=what+are+zaps
It's an early stage so bugs are to be expected 🐛
Repo: https://github.com/ptrio42/swarmstr.com
Feedback/suggestions/contributions appreciated 🫡
#swarmstr #plebchain #grownostr

It's like Stack Overflow via nostr.
Get in there and start contributing to the hive mind, nostriches.
nostr:note13sjz3hlrwxumr492qqkzcz7sktgm3lfgz4fk9uk7wgqdqgcxzsaqdaf5gk
Streaming tonight at 2am UTC / 9pm Eastern / 6pm Pacific on nostr:npub1g2eak89f7ul2scwv5866na6d4huhkml488xlwgkv4ctprxg8mlnq0k8cz7
Join me in the practice room and see how the sausage is made.
https://vida.live/room/7fFs0MS5V
Will also try streaming on nostr:npub1kujg6vxfwajclcu3y7kxf9aewn8u89x2erhwt9usf58yvlytcrvqtpjw3z but no promises that I can figure that out. If I can, I'll post the link below this post.
Music is a game. Come play.
I have a key from Vida that I'm supposed to paste into zap.stream and then I'm streaming on both, apparently.
But I assume that means OBS is going to Vida, then Vida sends to zap.stream.
Hope it doesn't sound like a copy of a copy.
Might try straight through zap.stream tomorrow.
Streaming tonight at 2am UTC / 9pm Eastern / 6pm Pacific on nostr:npub1g2eak89f7ul2scwv5866na6d4huhkml488xlwgkv4ctprxg8mlnq0k8cz7
Join me in the practice room and see how the sausage is made.
https://vida.live/room/7fFs0MS5V
Will also try streaming on nostr:npub1kujg6vxfwajclcu3y7kxf9aewn8u89x2erhwt9usf58yvlytcrvqtpjw3z but no promises that I can figure that out. If I can, I'll post the link below this post.
Music is a game. Come play.
Actually trued to tune in, but haven't been able to get vida.live to work at all today.... Tried multiple browsers, too.
perhaps its not working correctly? nostr:npub1ylepraz59lvf6eeultg4kmvr3nza2ftpt2hgd90drh8tcwdjmtdss8xgy8
I saw you in there and even said "hi" but sounds like you weren't able to connect.
It seems to always ALMOST work. Most consistent problem seems to be a glitchy stream connection, on my end at least.
If you're awake, This is happening.
Last minute. Need to stretch my soul on a Saturday morning.
Come hang.
https://vida.live/room/63CRGD0H3
CC nostr:npub1g2eak89f7ul2scwv5866na6d4huhkml488xlwgkv4ctprxg8mlnq0k8cz7
WARNING / REMINDER
Your phone disconnects you from your body.
You are flesh and bone. You have perceptions.
You are a body in meatspace, not an idea in cyberspace.
Do not let the matrix cause you to forget this.
Do not let it dull your perceptions.
Do not let it strip you from time and space.
Do not let it draw you into the realm of the mind for too long.
If you let it, it will steal what you love...
your goals
your memories
your relations
even your agency.
At times you may live THROUGH it.
But do not ever, ever, ever live FOR it.