It's not a country, but I might go with the US state of Idaho...
I've only ever worked with RJ45 once, and it was replacing a female connector after one was crushed at my place of employment.
I was practically begging a coworker to buy any amount of sats at 16k. π
My HR dept banned nostr:nprofile1qqsr7acdvhf6we9fch94qwhpy0nza36e3tgrtkpku25ppuu80f69kfqpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qghwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucnpdejz7qg4waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t09ug4n6q3 and nostr:nprofile1qqsxy0kjrr0gzvghsdjk0q7kee5sk5s638zdcz0j393wt075lf2fyjgpzdmhxw309ucnydewxqhrqt338g6rsd3eqyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmvqyv8wumn8ghj7urjv4kkjatd9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wst3xxwn from the marketing dept. True story! π€·π€£
Just wait until the Bitcoin transition is complete and your HR department dissolves...
We'll be back... We'll always be back.
It worksπ₯³
Now nostr:nprofile1qqs2nsd66pv44e5avmytw4ejy7k7fn8fq7rczrnaexcy8v2y484xjcspp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmqenp5z2 needs to add #Nostr Wallet Connect support
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15% of those are fucking hilarious. Too many to list here. π
This is sexist/specieist... They have an option for "household pet that walked across the keyboard", but no option for "internet dog mashing keys". π€¬
"12x gift" is only 8bytes, and you could store any amount of bitcoin there...
Might be over-simplifying...
I'm inclined to disagree. They share many of the same characteristics of a hard money, but bitcoin tends to outperform in most of these categories.
This is not to say that bitcoin and it's network don't offer an immeasurable amount of opportunities that gold simply can't (try teleporting gold for example...), but in my mind there are definitely a few parallels that can be drawn, even if doing so is a bit reductionist and over-simplification.
You just don't get it. She has special teeth. They are durable, fungible, portable, divisible, and can be teleported over a communications channel.
If she'd just told us earlier we could have been sending remittances and funding human rights activists with her teeth.
It's time to demand better scammers.
Standards, people, standards.
nostr:nprofile1qqsfrjd9ux5hgsg5cmlz6cdwfh5zv2024g8m2t6g9zqf83l8uqm0svspp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmqpzfmhxue69uhkummnw3ezu7nzvshxweczwanqt - your imposters seem second rate so far, compared to nostr:nprofile1qqsr7acdvhf6we9fch94qwhpy0nza36e3tgrtkpku25ppuu80f69kfqpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qghwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucnpdejz7qg4waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t09ug4n6q3 recent imposter.
Make Scammers Zap Again.
He stared at charts for too long...
Not saying I really care if people care whether they are a cancer or a capricorn, but when you make astrology your life, it begins to fall apart.
"oh, and our son, Fartcoin."
Do eet.
Adopt nostr, then piss off your users and watch them take their nsecs with them...
Although, if a big player adopts nostr, I don't see them giving users their nsecs...
GM βοΈ PV π€
The legendary David Attenborough turned 99 years old this week, and if youβve never seen him say βBoo!β to a sloth, enjoy. π¦₯
https://video.nostr.build/bd1538864faa07b6325a1551710797766e3e031a69eedb1385a630be8c4409c4.mp4
99 and doesn't look a day over 75.
There is only one nostr:nprofile1qqsr7acdvhf6we9fch94qwhpy0nza36e3tgrtkpku25ppuu80f69kfqpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qghwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucnpdejz7qg4waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t09ug4n6q3, and his NIP-05 is derekross@grownostr.org. π
Almost like they realized that people wouldn't play in their crypto casino if their own actions showed they weren't interested in playing their own games...
Next time nostr:nprofile1qqsppdnxpjc82jlm3yn9gawhv7p4nm69a3f80rg5ycw305xned2s0hcpz3mhxue69uhkzmr8duh82arcduhx7mn99uqsuamnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dshsky3lp8 tells you he's Bitcoin only, don't believe him. I traded him π· 4 π§Ό like a week ago.
Incredible product.
Mom loved it as a gift.
Well done, sir. π«‘
Next time nostr:nprofile1qqs2gndun24r2utk5l20tscsdprw5zttvm0qk58w8xhl2ja2kmzt7jcpvemhxue69uhkv6tvw3jhytnwdaehgu3wwa5kuef0dec82c33x5ehsmt90q6ry7p5vd5xge3hx5mksupnwym857rpvaukk6m9dvmhqer8wa6hwepsxu6rjd35v34hj6rp89ensvnj096ns0mzwfhkzerrv9ehg0t5wf6k2qg7waehxw309ahx7um5wgkkgetk9emk2mrvdaexgetj9ehx2ap0qy08wumn8ghj7mn0wd68yttsw43zuam9d3kx7unyv4ezumn9wshsxs66av tells you he's Bitcoin only, don't believe him. He traded nostr:nprofile1qqsppdnxpjc82jlm3yn9gawhv7p4nm69a3f80rg5ycw305xned2s0hcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtcppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj76z75w5 π· 4 π§Ό like a week ago...
...except Derek...
Their current (non-credit) card is a pre-paid debit card.
You can also purchase gift cards for places you shop via Fold which earns sats.
So a few different ways to skin the proverbial cat (since skinning dogs is out of the question, right nostr:npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu ?)
That's correct! You also get ACH bill pay (with bitcoin rewards for non-free members, 1 daily spin wheel spin (I tend to average 10 sats/day), and free withdrawals of purchased bitcoin (they pay the miner fee).
Additionally, you can deposit bitcoin and "push" it (sell) to the debit card for spending, so fiat deposits aren't the only option for adding funds to the account.
Personally, I like to avoid $5 ($10 in 2025) wrench attacks...
If appoved for their card, I'll just move my spending to it and take the 2% back in sats over the 1.5% in fiat I'm getting from my current daily driver card.
I've actually since switched back to Fold. Not due to any issues with Strike's services (they're fantastic), but just out of a desire to get a few sats back on transactions and to avoid the ~1% conversion fee in and out of fiat.
Just for the sake of full transparency.
LMAO. SCHIFF? IS THAT YOU?
Sometimes typos are the best. π
Finally got my "Gold Card"...
Let's sneak nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz into OTHER PICS. Best "photobomb" wins 7777 Sats. Let's take over nostr, one photobomb at a time π
#NosholePhotoBomb
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A few more for good measure...
Let's sneak nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz into OTHER PICS. Best "photobomb" wins 7777 Sats. Let's take over nostr, one photobomb at a time π
#NosholePhotoBomb
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I'm so proud of myself. 
I don't even know if this was meant to be partially satirical or not, but I love it and it's a banger. ππ¦΄
https://wavlake.com/track/93e19e3e-d491-4dc6-aea8-8b62e7433f53
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*accidentally creates a global shrine to every Dan on Nostr*
What have you done? You initiated the Danpocalypse.
Give me a couple more years of being a maintenance worker and maybe then I can retire and become a #bitcoiner hermit/farmer. π
It's beef. π
nostr:npub16secklpnqey3el04fy2drfftsz5k26zlwdsnz84wtul2luwj8fdsugjdxk My go-to drinks are usually negronis, or heavily peated scotches. I'm a massive fan of bitters and have really enjoyed Amaro NoniΓ±o.
Would you have any recommendations for someone with this flavor profile preference who is looking to expand their options with Amaros?