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Mallard Beakman
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Atlanta. COVID sanity. Bitcoin not crypto. Gay not LGBT. Former biochemist turned patent litigator.

Today a TSA agent took out a ball gag from my bag, held it up, and furrowed his brow.

"It's for sex," I added.

I might've been embarrassed if everyone here weren't so damn ugly.

I can fix him.

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Not this

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An Uber driver randomly volunteered to me he had a gun.

I just said, "Omg me too! We're gonna get along so well ❤"

I asked an elevator repairman how he liked his job. He said it has its ups and downs.

Tapering off Lexapro: Over the last 3 weeks I went from 20 to 10 to 5 to 2.5 to now 0 mg. I think the worst is behind me. I'm dizzy, but I can feel good anxiety again. My thoughts are sharper. And best of all, I'm losing weight (weight gain is a classic side effect of SSRIs)

Hate them so much. I really want to see them in pain.

Which of you nerds were doing online dating in the 80s?

Welcome to Nostr. I love you.

I went on a date tonight but was slightly late because I saw a cat in the parking lot and went after it to pet it even though it didn't want to be petted.

The date was great, but I really wanted to pet that cat

Replying to Avatar scl

Prove it

Me when I think about Nostr #growstr

Tbh I'd like to see more porn, drug sales, and copyright infringement here. Otherwise how can we know if it's censorship resistant?