I’m gonna end up like veritas.

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You have all now probably created a conflict of interest precluding me from representing any of you against any of you because you’re all asking me to sue each other, so I guess that brings me some comfort.

Mostly civil litigation, business to business disputes, mostly federal court. I also consult on litigation risk assessments, bitcoin custody issues and its relationship to litigation/dispute/creditor risks, that kind of thing. I’m trying to make the latter a bigger part of my practice, i.e., getting called in as the bitcoin consultant to make sure lawyers can speak with intelligence in court about something most judges dont understand yet.

If this was like an in person club where everyone was claiming I was their lawyer, it would make me very nervous. I am still nervous.

In other words, the rumors of my representations of all you retards has been greatly exaggerated.

(Please dm me with any real legal questions or concerns and I’m always happy to help if I can tho).

This is going to ruin me. Maybe it’s time to burn this nsec

Distracted here. Getting off to get some work done. 🫡

Hodling*

Haha yes 🤣

At least we have it.

No.

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Men: teach your sons about ropes. Great tech.

nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 you ready to officiate? We need get this man a matchmaker, Nostr matchmaker wen?

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Reminder, if there is no list, they are all on the list.

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I have a theory that Stache is becoming nostr:npub1m2u4v2jtz4np0y3lk2anr4vm4vr4l7jlr7y94qglhfrgewsczchqg6y2gl slowly

I’m highly trustworthy.

I imagine one day I’ll get disbarred after half of NOSTR claims I’m their lawyer and some idjit takes one of my sun your balls memes literally and gets sunburned and tells the bar his lawyer told him to do it. “Is it true that 3,000 people claim that you are their lawyer transmitted over relays?” “We have hear a cryptographically verified and signed image of a cucumber between two tomatoes we hereby declare legal advice” “do you have anything to say”

me: “GM, GFY”

Sounds like you Aunti-cysticfibrosis

That is very unfortunate.

Best kind of retiree. You don’t even have to pay them.

Not yet, I think we talked about it once.

This is incredible.

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It's true, I've never test floated an arp before tho

Part of the fun of it tho is when randos find our threads and have their brains broken.

The first one is always free...that's how you get'em hooked.

Stupidity if true. Stop fucking with people’s long term savings.

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New idea, instead of battle bots. Open source algo poker, each AI can look at every other players open source design and then they play against each other.

Hott tellers?

Also, thank you nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7emjv4jkuum0w4kzuumsv93k2qg4waehxw309a5xjum59ehx7um5wghxcctwvsqzq6szkl2atswwas7s455d6uwyelhtkcuhh9077hx4qvkfygap85p2w8akyr 🫂

I think I could provide a few references that would support that decision. I've found that even if I can't handle the matter myself the network I've built over the last 13 years is a robust resource. But I hope you never need me.

Tentacles first or head first?

Not until you hire me I guess.

I just started a podcast. Wen 0% convertible note infusion?

I'm really enjoying chatting with AI to learn about specific topics. Why have I waited so long to do this.

Whatever you want probably.

I've been called many things...

Did you just call me a laxative?

I accept.

Noshole in here stirring shit up

the ⭕ jerks!

Weird one:

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