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CaryKelly11
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Standard American Diet survivor, meat eater, calorie denier

We blame butter for what bread did.

We blame salt for what sugar did.

We blame red meat for what seed oil did.

We blame the couch for what everything in moderation did.

This is why most people will live their entire life, confused about what it takes to be healthy.

Bacon on top is better than on the bottom. The cream makes it a little soggy. The cook times may take longer than the recipe calls for. Play it be ear.

Imagine eggs poached in cream and Gruyère with an assist from bacon and you have imagined Oeufs Cocotte (Baked Eggs).

I overcooked the yolks a little and it was still amazing. I did have to buy these cute little clay pots for $21 each so it's a good thing I liked the dish.

Original recipe ⬇️

https://m.primal.net/NmMt.mov

Cousin: I was up all night with reflux. I'm going to Urgent Care to see if they will give me something for it.

Me: What did you eat yesterday?

C: Pasta salad and pizza.

Me: Maybe you should go see a butcher instead of a doctor? I know he'll give you something for it.

Do better @Hellmanns. The third and fourth ingredients listed on this "Olive Oil Mayo" are canola and soybean. Way to half-ass it.

Costco, Whole Foods and Sprouts now sporting Seed Oil Safe badges, thanks to Seed Oil Scout.

Need quick and inexpensive carnivore meal ideas? I call this a Bird’s Nest.

Cook seasoned ground beef on fairly high heat to let it get a little crispy, crack a few eggs and cover for 60-90 seconds, add cheese or even bacon.

Takes 10 minutes and costs less than $10.

https://m.primal.net/Ncoc.mov

Imagine 200 people trying to get into a movie theater but there's only 100 seats. Half of the people are glucose and half are vitamin C... so at least half the Vitamin C aren't getting in.

You don’t have to eat less to eat better. You have to eat better to eat less.

This is a Picanha roast.

https://m.primal.net/NZjo.mov

Let’s be honest.

The experts weren’t wrong about eggs for all these years.

They lied.

People on meatcentric diets don't get scurvy because they don't need as much vitamin C as people on Western diets because glucose and Vitamin C compete for uptake in our cells! Look how similar they are!

Also, vitamin C is in beef but it's not listed in the USDA database because they never tasted for it. 🤦‍♂️