Look at these pictures. I'm so proud of my belts man.

Scene: Homer has transformed the garage into a “Bitcoin Command Center,” complete with random wires, buzzing computers, and a poorly drawn “Bitcoin Forever” poster. Bart stares, wide-eyed, as Homer is decked out in a “Bitcoin Warrior” T-shirt, looking like he’s about to give the speech of a lifetime.

Homer: (voice booming) Bart! Welcome... to the future! A future without banks, without cash, and where your old man is about to be... a cryptocurrency kingpin

Bart: (blinking) Uh… didn’t you just learn about Bitcoin last week?

Homer: (dramatic pause) Yesss… but Bitcoin doesn’t wait for anybody, Bart! It’s like… freedom in code form! Imagine a world where your money isn’t controlled by The Man. Instead, it’s in the hands of... the internet.

Bart: (skeptical) So… my allowance is now on the internet?

Homer: Exactly! No more pennies, no more dimes! Now you’re rich in... digital dreams. And instead of the bank telling you what you can buy, we’re putting our faith in a giant network of computers that all agree… sorta. Mostly.

Bart: (confused) So… who’s actually in charge?

Homer: (grinning) *Nobody!* That’s the beauty of it! Bitcoin belongs to the people! Or, you know, the people who got in early enough. Now, every time someone buys Bitcoin, the value goes up and up, like a rocket to the moon!

Bart: And what happens if it crashes?

Homer: (snaps fingers) That’s where you don’t think about it, Bart! Bitcoiners don’t “crash”—they HODL! When the value drops, you grit your teeth, you clench your fists, and you scream, “HODL!” while everything falls apart around you.

Bart: (excited) So… it’s like riding a roller coaster?

Homer: Exactly! But with your entire life savings!

Bart: (eyes wide) Whoa. This is… extreme.

Homer: (getting louder) That’s right! It’s the most extreme form of money ever! It’s like… financial skydiving! Or surfing on a wave of digital gold! Bart, this is our ticket out of here! This time next week, we could be living on a beach, with a mansion made of pure Bitcoin!

Bart: (whispers, in awe) Bitcoin forever…

Homer: (pumping fist) Bitcoin FOREVER!

#bitcoin #nostr #anarchyⒶ #blockchain

the longer the bio, the smaller the impact.

all marketing, zero substance.

Need to exercise discipline. Only bullish above $74k.

Not $70k. Not $73k. Not even a touch of $74k. Only above. Markets are in a very eerie place right now ready to play tricks.

Nostr1 and nostr21 are fully back online now. I think we are outta the woods on this one for now. stahp cutting those undersea cables you psychos! 😁

IT IS INSANE THAT VOTING MACHINES ARE NOT OPEN SOURCE.

One person has 127 relays it their list.

127 connections... 🤦‍♂️

That's sooo cool. These are only the public notes? And private stays hidden rite.

You would need a belt 34 in that case.

It seems the domain registrar I used got banned in my home country. I didn't realize this as I was abroad, and everything appeared normal.

However, my payment processor was based in my home country, which blocked the auto-renewed transaction.

Consequently, I lost my domains, and now they're being resold for a 50x markup.

Please recommend a reliable domain registrar that accepts Bitcoin and isn't susceptible to government censorship.

#AskNostr

You are probably not affected if you had uBlock nostr:note1x953gmpz6nwhtm5ys6hadgtre90xx9t8984hdj5nkzud93rq36nsuf0saj

Tbh, I have lost a lot of respect for bitcoiners who are voting for Trump solely because he promised to free Ross and ignore his shitcoin schemes, and undemocratic actions during his term. Your heads are so far up his ass, you can't see the man for what he is: a power hungry politician who sold himself out to gain power. This isn't me saying that Kamala Harris is perfect and has no flaws. She's a cookie cutter politician. But what is wrong with that? What is wrong with business as usual? Trump isn't going to make things better and neither will she but at least she's predictable. Its Trumps unpredictability that is scary and when you hold as much power as the US President, that certainly isn't a desirable quality.

Too soon to say.

The bull alternate count FYI.

Only validates on break of $74k ATH, for a few "last breaths" before crashing. Best to wait for clarity.