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I TEACH PLEB APE ABOUT HAMMOCK CAMPING. PLEB BRAINS SLOW SO I TALK BIG.

#NOSTR #GROWNOSTR #CAMPSTR

THIS IS HAMMOCK CAMPING.

HANG FROM TREE LIKE GREAT JUNGLE MAJESTIC APE.

NOT SLEEP ON GROUND WHERE RACCOON FORNICATE.

THIS IS HAMMOCK.

THIS ONE FANCY WITH NET FROM WARBONNET OUTDOORS MASTER APES.

MAKE BUGS NOT BITE FACE.

BUGS BITE BACKSIDE MAYBE THROUGH HAMMOCK.

USE PERMETHRIN SQUIRT ON HAMMOCK.

SCARE BUGS AWAY.

SLEEP GOOD NO BZZZZZZ.

APE SLEEP IN HAMMOCK DIAGONAL.

ONLY NOOB APE SLEEP LIKE BANANA.

BANANA FOR EATING NOT PICTURE OF SLEEPING APE.

HAMMOCK NET OPEN WITH ZIPPING THING.

STRETCHY THING MAKE NET GO UP.

NOT TOUCH FACE WHEN SLEEP.

APE SLEEP LIKE BABY APE.

THIS IS UNDERQUILT.

THIS ONE FANCY FOR LADY APE.

BACKSIDE VERY VERY COLD IN WINTER.

QUILT WARM BACKSIDE SO NO COLD DEAD HAPPEN IN SLEEP.

WARM PART ONLY WHERE BODY GO SO NOT BIG AND HEAVY IN APE BACKPACK.

QUILT BY MASTER APE JARED AT SIMPLY LIGHT DESIGNS.

GOOD APE MAKE STRONG HAMMOCK STUFF.

SLEEPING BAG ONLY FOR RACCOON FORNICATION NOT FOR HAMMOCK.

THIS IS UNDERQUILT PROTECTOR.

SOMETIMES WIND BLOW RAIN ON QUILT.

MAKE QUILT WET AND COLD MAYBE.

MAGIC CLOTH KEEP OUT WIND AND RAIN.

KEEP QUILT DRY.

APE SLEEP WARM.

THIS IS TOP QUILT.

TOP QUILT KEEP FRONTSIDE WARM IN WINTER.

THIS ONE FANCY SEWING ON BOX FOR FEET OF LADY APE.

BIG BOX FOR BIG LADY APE FEET.

OUTSIDE PURPLE INSIDE GRAY BY MASTER APE JARED.

NOT NEED RACCOON FORNICATING BAG FOR SLEEPING BECAUSE BACKSIDE WARM FROM UNDERQUILT.

SOME HAMMOCK HAVE ROPE CALLED RIDGELINE.

RIDGELINE FOR MAKING APE HANG HAMMOCK SAME WAY EVERY TIME.

ALSO PROTECT NET FROM BREAK.

FLAT HAMMOCK FOR NOOB APE.

APE PUT SAG IN HAMMOCK SO DIAGONAL SLEEP BETTER.

RIDGELINE MAKE SAG SAME ALWAYS.

LADY APE PUT HEAD TORCHES AND DRY SOCKS IN BAG ON RIDGELINE.

LADY APE SMART.

THIS IS TARP.

TARP MAKE SUN GO DARK.

MAKE RAIN NOT WET.

THIS TARP MADE LIKE FRONT PORCH WITH WALKING STICKS BUT TREE STICKS ALSO GOOD.

TARP ATTACH TO TREE WITH ROPE.

TARP ALSO ATTACH TO GROUND WITH ROPE AND METAL STICKS.

THIS ROPE FANCY CALLED STINGERZ FROM MASTER APE DUTCHWARE.

MAKE TARP GO UP FAST.

MAKE TARP GO DOWN FAST.

MORE TIME FOR APE TO SLEEP.

WHEN PUT TARP AWAY APE USE THING CALLED SNAKESKIN.

SNAKESKIN KEEP TARP NEAT AND CLEAN.

TARP NOT GO ON GROUND.

MAKE TARP GO BACK IN BAG FAST.

MORE TIME FOR APE TO DRINK COFFEE.

MASTER APE JARED ALSO MAKE BIG SNAKESKIN FIT WHOLE HAMMOCK.

HAHA HAMMOCK NOODLE.

APE LIKE NOODLE.

JARED APE SMART.

SOME DUMB APE USE ROPE HANG HAMMOCK FROM TREE.

BAD FOR TREE.

DUMB DUMB APE.

SMART APE USE STRAP.

NOT HURT TREE.

FANCY STRAP HAVE BUCKLE AND HOOK MAKE HAMMOCK GO UP FAST.

MORE TIME FOR APE TO SLEEP.

DUMB APE ALSO NOT KNOW HOW LOAD STRAP.

STRAP MOSTLY STRAIGHT THROUGH HOOK GOOD.

STRAP BENT THROUGH HOOK BAD.

DUMB APE PAY BIG PRICE FOR BREAK STRAP OR HOOK.

ALSO FALL ON GROUND WHERE RACCOON FORNICATES.

MAY FIND LOVE IN RACCOON AND NO LONGER BE SEEN WITH TREE APES.

APE PRO TIP USE KNOT CALLED HALF HITCH BEHIND STRAP BUCKLE OR MAKE RACCOON GROUND LOVING.

NO KNOT BAD.

HALF HITCH KNOT GOOD.

WHEN FINISH HAMMOCK CAMPING LIKE TRUE TREE MAJESTIC APE USE BAG FOR PACKING ALL STUFF.

HOPEFULLY PLEB APE LEARN MANY THINGS AND NO LONGER MAKE SEXY WITH RACCOON AND OTHER ANIMAL ON DIRTY GROUND.

PLEB APE BECOME STRONG AND MAJESTIC TREE LIVING APE.

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I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who immediately went this direction 😂

Ha. That it is. I have it bookmarked and everything 😂

Thanks!

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So with this in mind, where will be the best platform to publish or interact with ebooks? nostr:note1f85wfmvxc5ql74hrmg456hqkvqyxfsey4gr43yjlatat03jgcteqzay85z

Ngl it took me a minute to get this joke. But I’m dying 😂

It’s one of my fav foods. So tasty. So straight forward.

#goat is criminally underrated as a meat.

I’ve at last, started Walden. It is a fascinating read so far. #bookstr

No, but he’s got some cool stuff!

This is from Sparrow:

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I’m there’re better sets but for a beginner, it works great. I like the variety in picks to try.

I don’t know! I know security conferences sometimes do. I feel like it may be a bit fringe for Bitcoin? Maybe the next #nostr conference should? That would be a lot of fun.

Learning #pickstr has to start somewhere. 😁