Sir, we tried to send your sponsorship payment via LinkedIn, however your Solana wallet did not respond. Please reply at your earliest convenience.

wen moon?

nostr:npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac Thanks for your suggestions on our marketing campaign. As we discussed, will henceforth only be sponsoring LinkedIn users, and all sponsorship payments will be in Trump Coin. Please check your LinkedIn Inbox, or Microsoft Teams, for your offer. Thank you.

Sir, how can we rub you the right way? Is this like a massage thing?

nostr:npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac is not for sale, however, we will volunteer to provide free marketing by blasting his followers with note about services like @Rizful.com -- it's an honor.

Refusing shows incredible integrity. Or something like that.

Sir, your additional payment will come via Microsoft Teams or LinkedIn, in the form of Solana tokens and gift certificates for IHOP (International House Of Pancakes).

Is it wrong to run a social media campaign while you're also on drugs?

Rizful, originally conceived in the Slovakian town of "Dafuq", is a web-based Lightning homebase, focused carefully on pissing off nostr:npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac . So far, we've been highly successful.

Sir, thank you for promoting our service. Your payment will be coming via Solana tokens. Please check our message on Microsoft Teams.

Thank you, our highly placed operatives at the CCP will be reaching out to you on WeChat. Please ensure your social score stays above acceptable levels until the transaction is complete.

I guess we were hoping that nostr:npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac would freak out and tell all his followers about nostr:npub1jluy3twvf338v6zlujzzdhjkzjy8ezj34ksydr8vw8a6jwp89ygshpp2kq .... which, um, kind of happened?

Sir, your promotion offer is ready. Please provide your Bitcoin seed via the message we sent on LinkedIn, and we will reply with our sponsorship payment which will come via PayPal. Due to nostr:npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac directions, we decided to stop using zaps and will be making all future sponsorship payments via LinkedIn and Microsoft Teams, or possibly in Solana tokens.

Wait. Rizful is sending huge zaps to randos on Nostr. Isn't that like kind of a semi-good think for Nostr?

Yes, aggressively sending enormous zaps on Nostr. Is that a bad thing?

nostr:npub1vyrx2prp0mne8pczrcvv38ahn5wahsl8hlceeu3f3aqyvmu8zh5s7kfy55 thanks for your support, your check is in the mail, when you receive it, please post as we agreed about how much you like Microsoft and Bill Gates. Thank you.

We're working on your bribe currently and should have a proposal for you shortly. We'll send you a message by either LinkedIn, Facebook, or Microsoft Teams. Thanks for your support.

We need to announce that nostr:npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac has demanded that we stop sending outrageously large zaps on Nostr, and for this reason we are quitting Nostr and will henceforth only post on Facebook, where we promise to only post pictures of our employees wearing "cute outfits."

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I'm old. Explain what "Linda" means in this context. Is that a reference I should understand?

Please keep your complaints focused on the issue at hand, if possible. Thank you.

nostr:npub1q6ps7m94jfdastx2tx76sj8sq4nxdhlsgmzns2tr4xt6ydx6grzspm0kxr we would love to sponsor u, but unfortunately nostr:npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac has demanded that we stop sending outrageously large zaps to people, so we have decide to quit Nostr and instead switch to Facebook and only post pictures of outfits that we are trying on.

Wait, I thought people on Nostr liked getting zaps? Isn't that the whole damn point!?!?!?

That's like the Swedes with their gun thing. Totally unrelated to Americans and THEIR gun thing.

Yes. That's what I've found also. They have quietly shifted from complaining about the environment to complaining about Trump (or whatever.)

Is your zap address working?

@karnage

Thanks for the note.

We are absolutely sending out a shit-ton of zaps to Nostr users with the most followers. It's a completely terrible business idea, but we're doing it for fun, and because we believe in zaps.

If you want to learn more about us, here are some links ...

https://megalithic.me/

https://rizful.com/

https://docs.megalithic.me/

And yes -- anyone who think they are doing "paid" marketing for Rizful should disclose that... but then again, zaps are completely public, so you can totally see who we are sending big zaps too... the cool thing about zap is that this info is built-in, right?

Your choice, gunslinger:

Alby Hub: "Self-custodial, for real: you can clone a GitHub repo, run it all yourself, with no permission, with excellent privacy, all using tested, reliable, open standards, which are all over 5 years old: The Lightning Network, and Bitcoin. Proven to work in production. Many thousands of users."

Spark: "Self-custodial, like, at some unknown point in the future, LightSpark, a private company, might allow you to access their API, and at that point they might or might not allow you to do something with their weird token that uses non-standard addresses. Oh, and the software isn't available yet."

supposed day job: nostr dev, lightning dev, squabbling about bitcoin ..... actual day job: doing fuck-all while Bitcoin gradually goes to $1m

It's just unfortunate that the company that is offering this service is the company that, six months ago, was marketing itself as a "compliance solution for Lightning". It should give anyone pause who is interested in the privacy characteristics of the Lightning network......

Great, looks like you've set up a Lightning Address with Rizful. You're 1/2 of the way there! Please follow the tutorial for your Nostr app here to learn how to connect your app to Rizful: https://docs.megalithic.me/category/using-rizfulcom

Once you've finished, please ping us back here so we can try to zap you!

While you are getting into your NWC code, it could be also a good opportunity to support nostr:npub1zk6u7mxlflguqteghn8q7xtu47hyerruv6379c36l8lxzzr4x90q0gl6ef newest addition to the NWC spec, which is really going to improve the `list_transactions` view in many Nostr clients --

Here is an ultra-compact cheatsheet to get up to speed:

https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/issues/1843

https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/pull/2063

And then look again right here: https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/blob/master/47.md#pay_invoice

... look at that `metadata` field

.... and then look here at the sample metadata

https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/blob/master/47.md#metadata

Awesome, thanks for the attention.

nostr:npub1zafcms4xya5ap9zr7xxr0jlrtrattwlesytn2s42030lzu0dwlzqpd26k5 nostr:npub1pj09u9lmma24aaqa4u7r5xt8f8yy37w8jxtx7v86uhjvqjqwsu9s7jznjh nostr:npub1vm7echqz9wl9hzpmsm5225x8m8ys6286y3r4f38hxtndl6gledvqassm7s nostr:npub14hq5lgadtyy9dhvtszq46dnl0s0xwdddqr7e32rdqqhma8a4xhsspxjjzu nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg Here are the GitHub issues tracking the list_transactions issue in Primal for iOS:

https://github.com/PrimalHQ/primal-ios-app/issues/169

https://github.com/nostrability/nostrability/issues/245

Short synopsis is that Primal iOS might have a bug, possibly introduced in the Sep 8th update, which renders it unable to show transactions from any NWC backend -- we've confirmed failures with: Coinos, Rizful, Yakihonne, and Alby. Same failure in each case, too.

nostr:npub1xkxpyax5xgjs9fen49vg2njv8yg7wrl2dyck8va3ncdwvggjpg3qm74taj Did you try these steps? https://docs.megalithic.me/using-rizful/use-primal

nostr:npub1vm7echqz9wl9hzpmsm5225x8m8ys6286y3r4f38hxtndl6gledvqassm7s nostr:npub1pj09u9lmma24aaqa4u7r5xt8f8yy37w8jxtx7v86uhjvqjqwsu9s7jznjh nostr:npub14hq5lgadtyy9dhvtszq46dnl0s0xwdddqr7e32rdqqhma8a4xhsspxjjzu (or anyone else who cares) -- do you happen to have a CoinOs account? My first step with NWC on Primal on iOS is to answer a simple question: Will it display NWC transactions from a non-Rizful NWC service?

Just now I have tested a CoinOs NWC code, and I'm seeing the exact same issue -- nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg just shows a spinner, doesn't show any transactions.

Again, we're focusing here on nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg for iOS, not Android.

In order to fix it in Rizful, we first need to prove that there IS some OTHER service that provides NWC codes and these codes DO work in Primal iOS....

I actually use Yakihonne on iOS myself. I've found I like it more than Damus. Not sure about the battery/energy usage.

Awesome, thanks. So everyone reporting this issue is on iOS. This narrows down our work to find a solution. Pls give us a couple days. I bet we can figure out a workaround.

BTW, have any of you gentlemen considered using Damus or Yakihonne if you are on iOS? Especially Damus -- that's the most mature/reliable Nostr client on iOS by far...

nostr:npub14hq5lgadtyy9dhvtszq46dnl0s0xwdddqr7e32rdqqhma8a4xhsspxjjzu can you tell us if you are on iOS or android? (If you don't mind?) -- Primal has two separate apps, so far it looks like the issue might just be on their iOS app.

So far, transactions do list in the Android emulator, but it seems totally broken on @primal iOS -- primal iOS doesn't even seem to be trying to get the transactions from our NWC server. Anyway -- I'm not sure if many iOS users use Primal... but let me know what platform you are on, that will help me narrow it down.

nostr:npub1vm7echqz9wl9hzpmsm5225x8m8ys6286y3r4f38hxtndl6gledvqassm7s nostr:npub1pj09u9lmma24aaqa4u7r5xt8f8yy37w8jxtx7v86uhjvqjqwsu9s7jznjh nostr:npub14hq5lgadtyy9dhvtszq46dnl0s0xwdddqr7e32rdqqhma8a4xhsspxjjzu I'm trying to find the bug in nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg which is causing it fail to display transactions in the Wallet screen, for NWC connected services. I can build the Android version, and although it's missing the zap data (unlike Damus which shows it)... it does actually show the full list.

So -- first question -- are you all on Android, or iOS? Maybe the issue is that I'm trying Android and I should be trying it on iOS.

Yes. This is a new problem. Going to debug it tomorrow.

nostr:npub1vm7echqz9wl9hzpmsm5225x8m8ys6286y3r4f38hxtndl6gledvqassm7s nostr:npub1pj09u9lmma24aaqa4u7r5xt8f8yy37w8jxtx7v86uhjvqjqwsu9s7jznjh nostr:npub14hq5lgadtyy9dhvtszq46dnl0s0xwdddqr7e32rdqqhma8a4xhsspxjjzu basically Primal is not showing transactions but all the other apps that show transactions (Damus, Yakihonne, Alby Browser Extension) ARE showing the transactions OK . We're going to get into Primal's code tomorrow and try to figure out what is going on, to see if we can fix it ourselves. Thanks for flagging this.

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