Fucking lmfao so hard

Well my fuck that looks good. Enjoy bro.

You’ve made a convincing argument. I’m sold.

YOU NEED PEOPLE LIKE US BECAUSE WE KNOW WHATS BEST

-a journalist or the government idk man you decide

You’re a person with an opinion.

Buying a tsla since you gave us your personal guarantee that we can drive it through a chemical attack. Appreciate you bro!

“Post X-rays if you want to be taken seriously”😭😭😭😭😭😭

Sad! Pathetic! Pitiful! Desperate! Weak! Cowardly! Do better!

I worked in dentistry for two years. It’s a joke. You need to look in the mirror and reevaluate your faggotry.

I know u r but wut am I

Or something idk I just got here

Thanks for always believing in me Cuban! I am a successful shitposter in spite of my condition!

From one regard to another…

🤝🤝

Nostr is early enough in the adoption cycle that a lot of people here are developers

Meanwhile I shitpost to the betterment of absolutely nobody

We all have a role to play.

More bad news for everyone:

Dental hygiene appointment this afternoon. My teeth are IMPROVING.

What do you mean improving, anon?

I regenerate. Like master chief form halo. I am so anti cavity I’m actively growing dentin. They said they’ve never seen anything like it. Everyone’s saying it. Some would say the best teeth ever. The fake media won’t cover it though.

Scott is a bum but Fred is the entire toilet.

🤝thanks for the vote of confidence juris doctah!

I regret to inform everyone that I will not be taking my orgo final as I will be exempt from it.

I know what you’re thinking.

“Nony, how are you so confident?”

Built different + ball don’t lie.

I have used this exact pencil since 2013. Disregard the chew marks. Stressful days.

Man I don’t understand almost anything ever. I just know that old dog still got some game left in him

Ball don’t lie!

Yesterday after lecture a girl hit on me so aggressively that I’m still unsure if I did something right or wrong.