ok I resent

lemme know if it came through

My key to success has always been water on the side table, a large gulp, and rolling over.

hey yeah I did get it

and I wrote you back too

just sent another test DM.

maybe you do Simplex?

nostr DMs are pretty unreliable

i know this feeling, it is usually connected with excessive caffeine consumption

Ordered the brisket 3 times! Just for you 😂

American beef so it’s ok, heading to the shops now to buy Aussie beef which is better and 10-25% cheaper than I could get in Aus

Every day, my enthusiasm to do something fades. I am tired. I am truly tired.

“I have been and still am a seeker, but I have ceased to question stars and books; I have begun to listen to the teaching my blood whispers to me.”

-Herman Hesse

I'm not wrong though, find you a nice chocolate man that ejaculates money and you've already ticked two boxes: chocolate and money

Marry into money sis, then all your dreams will come true 💗

At her high school reunion, my wife couldn’t stop staring at a drunken man at a nearby table.

"Do you know him?" I asked.

"Yes," she sighed. "He’s my old boyfriend. I hear he started drinking right after we broke up and hasn’t been sober since."

I said, "Wow! Who knew someone could celebrate that long?"

And that’s when the fight began.

I didn't even sleep yet and it's nearing 6 for me but GM I guess

haha, yeah, nah, this carbon lamp is hot af, at under a foot away it's totally gonna cook a steak in 15 minutes

i'm pretty sure i'm saving on heating by using it, the great thing about it is it doesn't heat the air, mostly, it just shines mostly IR light on shit

actually, come to think of it, i could just skip the rigging part and just make a hook to hang the steak and a catcher underneath, then i just need a half-cylinder of steel or aluminium behind it to bounce the rays back

ya know, you may have incited me to do this

if i could build a custom cooker it would be one based on a carbon coil incandescent lamp... i have one to warm me up and it works great and i often think about rigging it up so it switches on while horizontal over top of my steak on a grill with an aluminium tray under it

in actual fact, i totally could rig it this way, just need some bricks or something, even have the aluminium tray, only tricky part is how to make the safety switch on my carbon lamp stay on... at 900W it would totally cook a perfect steak in like 15 minutes, 7 min each side