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J.T. Woodhouse
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Who is this guy? This is the second time I've seen him this week.

Pro tip for taking care of holiday shopping:

Pick a fight at Thanksgiving dinner and get your family to disown you.

Reconcile with them come January.

You're welcome 💫

You do you but I will never have enough fucks.

I hope I continue earning them well into my golden years.

Indeed. They're quite deflationary.

Supply is inelastic to demand.

New BIP alert: I hereby propose we change "sats" to "fucks."

One bitcoin equals 100,000,000 fucks.

How much is that coffee? Oh, it's 10,000 fucks.

Can't afford it though. I don't have any fucks to give.

There are many arbitrary rules in the English language, but the matrix of lie/lay/lain has got to be the dumbest.

I hope someday future generations can lay it to rest.

Stacking sats is like driving on the freeway. Anyone going slower than you is a moron. Anyone going faster than you is nuts.

Bitcoin is the new gold.

Gold is the new silver.

Silver is mad as hell.

The average LinkedIn post:

One of my employees embezzled $15 million.

When we caught him, he offered to give it back if he could keep his job. He begged and pleaded.

I said no.

I told him to keep it all.

On my team, we value work-life balance.

Blue jeans: The love language of country singers everywhere

This is one of those moments where I wish I could hug people through the internet.

#bitcoin #100k #plebchain

Thomas Vanderpoole is not Satoshi.