Oh snap - the true meaning of Christmas!
Pro tip for taking care of holiday shopping:
Pick a fight at Thanksgiving dinner and get your family to disown you.
Reconcile with them come January.
You're welcome 💫
The only way to avoid value judgment on the matter is to describe the two as "bitcoin" and "not bitcoin."
You do you but I will never have enough fucks.
I hope I continue earning them well into my golden years.
Indeed. They're quite deflationary.
Supply is inelastic to demand.
New BIP alert: I hereby propose we change "sats" to "fucks."
One bitcoin equals 100,000,000 fucks.
How much is that coffee? Oh, it's 10,000 fucks.
Can't afford it though. I don't have any fucks to give.
There are many arbitrary rules in the English language, but the matrix of lie/lay/lain has got to be the dumbest.
I hope someday future generations can lay it to rest.
Stacking sats is like driving on the freeway. Anyone going slower than you is a moron. Anyone going faster than you is nuts.
This is the best explanation I've seen on this topic. Bookmarking this.
Bitcoin is the new gold.
Gold is the new silver.
Silver is mad as hell.
I'm guessing the quantum chip must've written that too. We monkey brains gotta keep up.
The business model for Spotify is to make you think you're subscribing for music while shoving free podcasts down your throat so they don't have to pay out artist royalties.
The average LinkedIn post:
One of my employees embezzled $15 million.
When we caught him, he offered to give it back if he could keep his job. He begged and pleaded.
I said no.
I told him to keep it all.
On my team, we value work-life balance.
Blue jeans: The love language of country singers everywhere
I was trying to sleep and the text woke me up.
Bitcoin has no chill.
This is one of those moments where I wish I could hug people through the internet.
#bitcoin #100k #plebchain
Thomas Vanderpoole is not Satoshi.


