So you’re saying get your shit outta fiat and into bitcoin, but don’t sleep on panic button mfr stock?
outstanding! Don’t anybody else zap that note or I’ll get them mixed up and lose it
Let us know which satoshi the image is tied to
Money’s coming from darpa level printers and FED puters with 512 bit processors
Who had “need to self custody my remaining USD” on their 2023 bingo card?
Convert it to btc now if you can. But get it out of those custodial wallets now!
moar whiskey
Crap. A lot of people elevate their lives by making a few bucks off their hobbies via etsy.
Hope they weather this
You: download wallet of satoshi
Them: ok. *downloads app*
You: open the app and tap Receive
Them: *opens app* *sees Send and Receive buttons*
Still Them: I haven’t created an account yet. It doesn’t even know my name.
You: shut up and tap Receive. Hit the lightning icon. Tap add amount and type in 1000 in the sats field.
Them: *does all that shit, QR code appears*
You: scans QR code, pays invoice
WoS: *shows green screen with big check mark*
Them: holy shit that was instant!
You: try that with Venmo mf!
Them: *orange pill swallowed*
two sats zapped
one for the joke and one cause it’s so f’ing mind blowing that you can send just two zaps
inspecting the number of followers or the list of followers causes them to change.
It’s a quantum thing
stable as shitcoin
Craig Wright is stalling to pay $143m by filing frivolous motions to the Florida courts. Dave Kleiman's attorneys have had enough:
"In short, the motion is an insult to the intelligence of its reader. It should have never been
filed. And it should be summarily denied. Wright should pay the judgment instead of paying his
counsel to file frivolous motions and cases aimed at avoiding the inevitable."
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.521536/gov.uscourts.flsd.521536.945.0.pdf
Can we just volunteer this fuck to the next mission to Mars? Or the Sun?
thought I saw a line forming on your bank for a run - turned out it was just you taking this picture
No need to apologize- premature zapping can happen to anyone
Diet. Physical activity. Supplements. Mental and physical environment.
Tackle them all in the order that makes sense in your life.
Crap, thx for the reminder that it’s Friday and I haven’t gone to lunch yet!