🤣 the game’s the game man

if you could have only one sauce for the rest of your life, which one would it be?

honey-mustard for me probably

Destinations:

Italy:

-Amalfi Coast

-Rome

-Matera

-Sicily

Others:

-Malta

-London

☕☕☕

Gm

GM julio ☕🫂

Twitter dumpster fire of the day: it appears that all embed widgets are broken and just claim the account has never tweeted.

Even the example widgets on their developer documentation are broken.

developer.twitter.com/en/docs/twitter-for-websites/timelines/overview

Hmm 🤔 I can dig it 😂

Zapple Pay is amazing and it makes me wonder what other actions could be triggered by custom reactions on notes.

Hmu before you hit up Tatum

I got into Bitcoin in 2017 because the number kept getting higher.

Now I’m wearing this shit.

Bitcoin is sick.

You get about 8-10 years from the time they start talking until they become obnoxious teenagers who think they know everything.

Parents: Whenever your insightful little ones observe the world out loud, make sure to write it down or save it somewhere. I always kept private Twitter accounts for mine, so they would be chronologically timestamped and they could go back and read and laugh about them when they were older. It became something we did after dinner all the time.

Now that Twitter is effectively dead, I’ve backed them up and I’m just recording them in my notes app. It’s too late for me to make npubs for them, but if your kids are just starting to talk, I highly encourage it.

Here are some good ones I’ve saved over the years:

Sometimes I like to get nightmares. Because sometimes they're about pirates and stuff.

I don't want anybody to know about my time machine.

Remember, shadows don't have names.

I’m just made up of little dots. Everything is made of little dots. That’s true.

My hair is messy. That’s because it’s electric.

This is my first time being five.

Everybody in the world is doing anything right now.

The holes in your nose is where your boogers is.

I don’t want the moon in the morning. Thats the night moon. It doesn’t go in the morning.

Sometimes the people who steal from the bank work at the bank.

Talk about getting the wrong tattoo … 🤦‍♂️

good morning nostr <3