What sound should a wallet / nostr client make when it receives sats?

210k sat bounty for the best one, as determined by the nostr hive mind!

What happened to Global?

Getting pushback from my purist brothers on recommending custodial lightning wallets.

@walletofsatoshi seems to work the best on nostr and is very user friendly

My thinking is treat is as you would a fiat wallet and just keep walking around money in it. Load it up with 50-100k sats and that will cover all your zapping and relay purchases for long enough to get the hang of it.

Produce some good content and you'll see how quickly this value for value economy rewards you.

I just lost .7 BTC. I waited to long to get a hardware wallet and secure my bitcoin. Not just that I should’ve been paying more attention. I know it’s gone but if anyone has any ideas hit me up. Thankfully, it was a small amount on a separate wallet from my main COLD storage.

Who's that?

PV ☕ How will people mitigate the risk of exposing Nostr private keys for company accounts? Any ideas for shared setups?

Are people already giving up on Nostr and heading back to the birdshit app?

Who can I pay to evaluate my personal health situation and formulate a customized guide for my optimal diet, exercise, supplements, recovery protocols, etc so that I don't have to spend countless hours diving down biohacking rabbit holes?

Oh damn! I got two chapters left to finish The Mandibles and then I’ll def have to give this a listen.

Inscription enjoyooors in disbelief

I can't ship to CA yet anyway, but no. That's not the contest

Yeah.

All freaks I follow are positively retarded

Yeah the answer is a year in the past

Tell me how you feel about this:

Wine giveaway where the first person to zap me the correct answer to a trivia question wins a bottle of wine. ( Zap amount: ~1900 Sats)

I wanna do a giveaway and include zaps in the process. Thoughts?

#gorillawarfare

Nope. Look again.

Can you find me in this photo?

What are your favorite non digital games to play with your kids?

Mine are monopoly kids edition and riding bikes

The Odell interview with Lionel Shriver is terrifying. Not because I buy into her end-state argument, but because it gave a glimpse into the mindset of a person without hope. There is no life without hope.