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Imma get them Kit Kat cones first time they pop the chains.

That was what ours did within about 10k miles. Just had to get a new car after the engine.

AC compressor > tires > battery > blown engine

We cycle in and out of each. I have a ton of old tobacco stored, so the pipes just get better and better when I come back to them.

Dan here was able to go to the Boswell shop the other day.

Mistakes were made. If they had some Formula 1 footage filmed in IMAX, I would have liked it more.

That's okay. 80 IQ = 140 IQ. I've seen the bell curve memes.

Saw Superman. Was bad. 80 IQ will like.

Saw F1. Was good. Car people will like.

Junior set his mind to chopping down this old dead tree and I'll be damned if he didn't get it done. It wasn't quite as rotten as it seemed. The next couple of days will bring some new lessons about hard work.

What? I can't hear over the sound of you WHORING AROUND WITH ALL YOUR SLUTTY TOBACCOS

I used to make excuses to go to Conley's in Houston to look at all the GNs. I'll get one when we hit sat/dollar parity.

Thought exercise:

Hypothetical low-skill man has a dark past, but has turned his life around completely. He works 3 jobs. He makes $15/hr at each. Because of his education, dark past, and skill, he might make 1-3% more each year. He works 90 hours total each week. Total income before taxes is $5400/month. His wife stays home and homeschools their two young children. They live with her parents, but that needs to end soon.

See if you can get them in their own home, saving money for the future, with a present father.

That's the only place where I'll eat the special sauce.

Forgot the important part. It's not an ant at all. It's a flightless wasp, and it has about a half-inch stinger on it.

Velvet Ant, known around here as the Cow Killer.

She wants large amounts of dachshunds. Preferably dachshund puppies.

I went full hyperfocus on alcohol, gas, and wood camp stoves for a while, so we have small-scale cooking licked.