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jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️
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Husband, Dad, M.D., Pleb. Big fan of Bitcoin, financial 🔥, liberty, and narcan.

It’s the only reason she has the Costco membership. Just that one item.

I’m gonna ask the padres about this. I think you’re not telling the truth Marie.

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The phrase ReTruthing sounds highly ReGarded and makes me mad.

All frogs go to heaven maam. If im an exception to this rule my wife is still a saint so she’s gonna sneak me in.

…or so she says

I want to be like this guy when I grow up.

Geriatric wisdom of the day:

Me: “You’re doing really good for a 90+ year old guy. What do I have to do to be like you when I grow up?”

Patient: “Don’t waste time chasing ugly women.”