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Only a Sith saves in fiat.

Yeah, not cost-beneficial in today's fiat terms, but when the time comes that you can't afford to buy it with fiat you'll wish you had miners pushing out 100k sats a month. And the 100k a month you're getting now will be worth far more than the extra in electricity you're paying now.

Plus, you can always pay your electric bill with your Fold card and get sats back on that.

And here's a slightly different singalong for those so inclined...

(Chorus)

Bitcoin is a friend of mine

(Bitcoin is my friend)

Bitcoin is a friend of mine

(I have a friend in Bitcoin)

2x

(Verse 1)

It taught me how to save

My worth as it should be

It taught me how to keep my keys

From those who'd steal from me

I've seen fiat go woke

And let me tell you that

Bitcoin will not ever leave you broke

(Chorus Repeat)

(Verse 2)

It taught me how to think

And how to plan my hold

It taught me how to raise my stack

And spend my cash with Fold

The money may seem different but the message is all sane

It's just that its value is meant to gain

(Chorus Repeat)

(Break down)

(Chorus Repeat)

Verse 3

Once I tried to shit

I tried to shit and coin

But Bitcoin came and found me and it kicked me in the groin

Now I am on Nostr, it's where I make my stand

And I'll zap you any way I can... ZAP!

(Chorus Repeat)

Verse 4

It saves you right or left, it saves you sight or blind

It saves you when the world has gone and screwed its own behind

It saves you when you riot or live in peaceful glee

It will save your family if you ever have to leave

I demand a zap for being subjected to this.

Not yet. I'm still just trying to figure out how many paid relays I need in my list, which ones are are better go use, etc.

I just need to get better Nostrucated. 📖

You're welcome... ZAP!

(Chorus)

Bitcoin is a friend of mine

(Bitcoin is my friend)

Bitcoin is a friend of mine

(I have a friend in Bitcoin)

2x

(Verse 1)

It taught me how to save

My worth as it should be

It taught me how to keep my keys

From those who'd steal from me

I've seen fiat go woke

And let me tell you that

Bitcoin will not ever leave you broke

(Chorus Repeat)

(Verse 2)

It taught me how to think

And how to plan my hold

It taught me how to raise my stack

And spend my cash with Fold

The money may seem different but the message is all sane

It's just that its value is meant to gain

(Chorus Repeat)

(Break down)

(Chorus Repeat)

Verse 3

Once I tried to shit

I tried to shit and coin

But Bitcoin came and found me and it kicked me in the groin

Now I am on Nostr, it's where I make my stand

And I'll zap you any way I can... ZAP!

(Chorus Repeat)

Verse 4

It saves you right or left, it saves you sight or blind

It saves you when the world has gone and screwed its own behind

It saves you when you riot or live in peaceful glee

It will save your family if you ever have to leave

https://youtu.be/7-NOZU2iPA8

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This song was so ahead of its time. Wait for it... ⚡

https://youtu.be/7-NOZU2iPA8

This seems like it should've been a line in thd movie This Is The End. There was a lot of talk about breasticle intercourse in that one.