Shut the fuck up

You don't get to wish me a good morning after you pretended to be my friend only to support eliza accusing me of threatening to kill her while refusing to show where

I'm thinking of setting a monthly zap budget and zapping content I like until it's gone. If we all did that, nostr would grow rapidly

PUFA maxxing; not to mention most salmon is farmed and extremely toxic.

Is HANK TOUGH gonna be the new HODL or Covfefe 😂

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Banana Hellthread : Eat one banana. A hundred more appear.

GM ☀️ PV 🤙

Everyone on the dead birdie is mega-bearish again.

Mempool full: Bitcoin can't scale.

Mempool empty: Bitcoin is dead.

Yeah I like bears. 🐻

The men here are genuinely nice, but I have a special appreciation for the women on Nostr. Every single one I’ve come across is someone I’d enjoy sharing a coffee with.

GM #hellthread party people 💜🔥

So much rain 👀

What’s the hurry? You’re here forever.

BREAKING:

nostr.build has just been purchased by BlackRock! Fishcake and Bob are no longer with us and will be replaced by AI Bots.