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Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II)
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"How'd I get here? Ah, it's a long story. I graduated from UMSOT (Undergrad MS Operator training) and test pilot school in '77, back when it was on side 6. Oh, yeah, back then it was something different, we didn't have mobile suits back then, it was MWOTC... Anyways, when the war started, I was a ball pilot for a few weeks, flew three sorties and scored a lucky kill on a Zaku I, and 'cause I was the only one with a kill under my belt, I got chosen to fly with some secret squirrel things on the White Base (back then they just called it the Pegasus). Turns out in order to work on that top secret, feddie zaku ripoff, we couldn't be active EFSF personnel. We got discharged from the service so we could fly for some private shell company. Yeah, we lost MIL benefits, but the pay was so good we figured we'd go for it. We had three weeks to study the manuals and get trained on the simulators while we flew out to our assignment. They put me on the RX-78(a3/4) , but when we were en route to rendezvous to Side 7, the EFSF gave me my walking papers. Turns out, get...get THIS shit: They didn't "need my services any more." Can you believe that? One of the only guys trained on their new, crazy invincible MS, and they fired me.They tossed me, an ace, a qualified TEST PILOT out on my ASS. FOR A G/D FOURTEEN YEAR OLD. Yeah, you know who?! It was the doctor's kid, right? Remember that Tamm Ray guy from the training videos? Yeah, he got HIS kid to be the gundam pilot. Oh, no they tossed all of us. The entire team of mobile suit pilots, gone. Didn't even reassign us. So we're sittin' there, just lookin out the window, watching the stars go by, just angry as all hell, y'know? Fuming. I get an idea, right? So I says to the other guys, who cares? The zeeks need us more than the feddies do, so I went up front, showed the captain our discharge papers, and turned that sum'bitch around. Anyways, long story short, boy do those GM's explode easy! Oh man, jokes on them, the feddies drafted a LOT of stupid 14 year olds to drive those death traps.....so uh, what brings you to Axis?"

I like how all these charts are supposed to help you eyeball a turn in an unfamiliar port, but I betcha most 10 yr CA’s on the line would tell you “yeah I just eyeball it and do what feels right”

maybe at most the smart, A- guys would tell you they use a reference point like the tip to iron-sight their movement, but I don’t think you can even see it out the front windows on an erj

Amazing. Show me your pulse, you ape, I must lash you to the bilge of my galley

That works too but puts a face on it if you’re the guy going around talking about it. Abusing the secret whisper networks is fun, people really love that secret espionage stuff, and the meeting is fresh enough in their minds that you can get a hand-wringing HR eunuch telling the brass “uh…..so remember that meeting last week? There’s a rumor that a few of the really important guys are leaving because of it”

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HISTORICAL FACT:

THE NORTH AMERICAN CONTINENT WAS ONCE POPULATED BY SPIRITUAL BUT NOT RELIGIOUS SIX FOOT TALL WOOD ELF INJUNS WHO WERE HONORABLE NOBLE IN TUNE WITH NATURE AND AS PLAINLY STATED IN EYEWITNESS ACCOUNTS -- INCREDIBLY SAVAGE VIOLENT AND BLOODTHIRSTY

WHEN THEY WERE NOT TALKING TO TREES AND USING EVERY PART OF THE BUFFALO, THEY WERE ENGAGED IN GENOCIDAL TOTAL WAR, MURDER AND TORTURE OF MEMBERS OF NEIGHBORING TRIBES

THIS CULTURE OF TOTAL ETHNIC WAR WAS GRACIOUSLY EXTENDED TO THE SMALL OUTPOST OF EUROPEAN COLONISTS

BY ENGAGING WITH THE COLONISTS THE SAME WAY THEY ENGAGED WITH THEIR TRIBAL NEIGHBORS, THE WOOD ELVES ACKNOWLEDGED THE WHITE COLONISTS AS NATIVES OF AMERICA

AMERICA WAS THEN FOUNDED BY MEANS OF AN APOCALYPTIC UNPRECEDENTED AND EPIC WAR, A WAR AT THE SCALE OF A CONTINENT AND AT THE SCOPE OF RACE WHERE TONS OF TRIBES AND ETHNICITIES OF EITHER RACE WOULD COME TOGETHER TO BATTLE THE OTHER IN AN EXISTENTIAL FIGHT FOR SURVIVAL, PROMPTED BY THE WHITE COLONISTS,

ALTHOUGH INITIALLY HESITANT BENEVOLENT AND PASSIVE,

EVENTUALLY, THROUGH SUFFERING REPEATED GENOCIDAL ATROCITY AT THE HAND OF THE WOOD ELVES, GOING NATIVE AND ACCEPTING THE TOTAL ETHNIC WAR CULTURE

THE RED MEN WERE DRIVEN TO EXTINCTION AS WAS THEIR WISH AND THEIR NATIVE WAY, MOSTLY THROUGH CONQUEST OF ARMS, BUT TO SOME EXTENT THROUGH INTERBREEDING

AS THE AMERICAN EMPIRE GREW, OFFICIALLY ABSORBING BRITAIN'S HOLDINGS ON THE CONTINENT AS A PROVINCIAL RUMP STATE IN 1867 AND EXTENDING ITS TENTACLES INTO THE PACIFIC AND MONROE DOCTRINE LANDS, THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND CANADA CONCOCTED A LAND SPECULATION SCHEME

THE HORRID MACHINE CONSPIRED TO TAKE A CHUNK OUT OF LOCAL MUNICIPALITIES AND UNINCORPORATED UNSETTLED LAND USING THE FIRST "BUREAU OF LAND MANAGEMENT DISCOVERS AN ENDANGERED SPECIES HABITAT" TYPE OF SCHEME IN RECORDED HISTORY

THE LAND WOULD BE SET ASIDE FOR "NATIVE AMERICAN RESERVATIONS"

THE "NATIVE AMERICANS" WOULD BE IMPORTED FROM THE REMOTE JUNGLES OF THE BANANA REPUBLICS COLONIZED BY THE UNITED FRUIT COMPANY (CHIQUITA BANANA TODAY)

NOT ONLY WAS IT A CLEVER LAND SPECULATION SCHEME, IT ALSO AFFORDED THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT -- POSITIONED FROM ITS CREATION AS A COLONIAL OVERSEER OF ITS COLONIZED WHITE SUBJECTS, -- THE POLITICAL RHETORIC TO DISENFRANCHISE AND DEMORALIZE THAT NATIVE WHITE POPULATION AND DEFUSE ALL NATIVIST RHETORIC

THE COUNTERFEIT "NATIVES" LOOKED ABOUT AS YOU'D EXPECT ANY GUATEMALAN TO LOOK LIKE

SHORT AND SQUAT AND SWARTHY, PRONE TO ANIMAL ABUSE ALMOST AS MUCH AS THEY WERE TO SUBSTANCE ABUSE

THE LAST HEYDAY OF THESE "NEW NATIVES" CAME DURING THE ANTI-WHITE RIGHTS MOVEMENT OF THE 1960S

AFTER WHICH THEIR NUMBERS AND IMPORTANCE DWINDLED AS THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT FOUND IT MORE CONVENIENT TO CONDUCT THE ETHNIC CLEANSING OF THEIR COLONIAL SUBJECTS -- THE REAL NATIVES OF THE LAND, THE WHITE AMERICANS -- BY MEANS OF IMPORTING THE SAME GUATEMALANS ACROSS THE SOUTHERN BORDER

THEY EXIST TODAY NOT SO MUCH IN A PHYSICAL FORM BUT AS A SPECTER OF RHETORICAL VENOM EMPLOYED TO MOVE PIPELINES AROUND

THE RESERVATIONS ARE THE PRIVATE FIEFS OF LOCAL POLITICIANS AND INFLUENTIALS BUT ARE MOSTLY NEGLECTED AS THAT SOCIALITE ELITE HAD MOVED TO A MORE URBAN BASE AND HAVE LITTLE USE FOR UNCULTIVATED LAND ANYMORE

very high quality post thank you will add to pantheon and let it haunt our corners of the internet for generations

Show human pulse, I’m having a hard time believing someone so unthinking, self-sabotaging, and slavish isn’t some kind of chat bot.

If you are a breathing human being, your very existence argues the righteousness of slavery as an institution. Anyone with your mindset could contentedly spend every day of their lives in chains. Just think of all the amenities your masters could offer you!

Good luck, I’ve seen a lot of guys gatekept out because of the weird, arcane myers briggs shit the FAA is doing. I have a frenofren who’s exited the military, was a controller in their ecosystem for years, and cannot find a job as a controller in the civil system. Maybe privately run towers, but the FAA is going all-out on filling them w/ nigs and women.

IDK about the specifics, but people have referenced the addition of a personality test a few years back that mysteriously results in white guys being left out, and brown ones being let right in. So maybe try and develop a mental nig-emulator if you take that portion

I don’t mind my job but I’ve sent out 3 applications lately, just based on people telling me “hey we need dudes, you should totally apply, I’ll recommend you”

It’s all musical chairs here, the boomers are finally retiring en masse and leaving some panicked C suites in their wake

“hey look we have an awesome break room with a nintendo switch!!! Look, we have billiards and a giant TV and we even have TESLAs you can use whenever you need a ride around town!!!”

“won’t you just dump so much work on me I can never enjoy any of it?”

“well, if you stay after your work is done you’ll love it!”

Will it work? eh….maybe not, but if you hit the right pressure points in the HR apparatus, (have a woman write it as if she’s narcing on the boys planning their exit) then you just might get a 3% bump?

I had something similar once, because they overheard us talking about jumping ship to a new place opening up nearby, we mysteriously had the partners approve a blanket ~8% COL increase of almost a dollar an hour. Nothing amazing, sure, but there wasn’t insane inflation in the late 00’s

Dumbass goys like this are content to get 3 compliments a day instead of extra pay.

Whenever they try talking me up I joke that I see through their tricks, and “attaboys” are not an accepted currency for me.

Send an anon comment that his cavalier talk has been the only topic of the water cooler since then, and 3 unspecified but “fairly senior” personnel are now hunting for a new job

Outside my purview, they hardly let me touch anything more than $3M still. Looked like he was pretty low-energy, though. One of the downsides of jets & warplanes like that is that they don’t handle very well w/out the power, the hydraulics, (or in american cases, corrective computer servos constantly maintaining the line in a dynamically unstable aircraft)

Probably protocol for the guy- IDK about the dynamics of the Mig 23, but if he’s got no engine power, it may be understood that it’s more dangerous to dead stick it in and ride it to the ground, and he chose to pop the seat and live instead of going down with the ship.

I’m usually pretty judgemental about guys ejecting or pulling those gay airframe chutes….IMO it’s better to maintain positive control over your crash landing than casting your fate to the breeze. For russkie warbirds though…..I’d probably eject too. Even in modern AF’s worldwide, they have a pretty nasty fatality rate compared to goyships

I would start off by saying no, sans watching, because they’re putting their faces out there filming themselves.

Not really autistic if you’re thinking that way from the jump.

That jenny nichols girl just seems like the garden variety, weirdo mormon anyways