Guys who don't sit down to piss obviously don't clean their own toilet.

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Clean mine every weekend 🤞🏼

right but are you a pisser or a sitter?

I piss the normal way. I’m not a pussy

One legged or behind the back is the only way fr

Lmaooooo

In the trough (bathtub)?

When it feels right…

Sounds like something a sink pisser would say

Hide ur kids hide ur wives

Or just close the door and live in secret 😬

I mean that’s the usual way 😂

When teaching my two boys to piss in a toilet bowl I put a ping pong ball in it which resisted flushing down the hole . It gave them a target to aim at. Worked a treat. Maybe you can try that. Personally my aim is fine

I slightly bend the knees if I feel I don't want to sit on one (public etc) but most toilets over here splash if you piss in them standing straight. I blame the modern design.

Not true.

When we were kids, my mother often complained about the mess we made when using the bathroom. She tried to get us to sit down, but we resisted, complaining that sitting was for girls. My father, wanting to stop the complaints, told us to sit so she would stop nagging us. Eventually, though, my father came around and agreed—sitting down to pee was indeed a more "feminine" thing to do so we continued to stand up to pee and my mother continued to complain.

As an adult, I got my own place, and I installed a UV light in the bathroom to see just how bad the mess really was. When I turned off the main light, I was horrified—little splashes of urine were everywhere. My mother was right. It’s disgusting, and boys definitely make more of a mess.

Now, I think sitting down to pee makes cleaning much easier. Plus, it’s cleaner for women when they do their business, too but sitting down is too feminine.

That said, I don’t think the solution is to force men to sit down. Instead, I think the better option is to install a stand-up urinal in the corner, with a little spray hose to make cleaning easier.

That’s what I plan to do for my sons. And for my cat, I’ll go with a Chinese-style toilet because, let’s face it, it’s more hygienic. As for leaving the litter box in the corner? That’s just gross.

My mum fixed this by making us clean the toilet

My mom also tried that but then she said we didn't clean it correctly.

but how does that fix the problem? You would have to clean the toilet every time you piss. It's not men's fault the piss goes everywhere, no matter how perfect you point a little bit will always go on the seat.

if you sit down you wont have to. It's really that simple.

Sitting down is for women. You shouldn't make your sons do women stuff.

unless it's a urinal, sitting to pee it the civilized way.

It's also quieter.

Piss in the garden

You can just piss outside.

I sit at night. Piss outside during the day

So it did some research on this:

"In Europe, some men sit down to pee, while others stand. It's not a universal practice, but a survey indicates that German men are among the most likely to sit down, with many reporting they do so "every time" or "most times". Other European countries like Sweden and Denmark also show a significant percentage of men who sit to pee. However, in other countries like Poland and the UK, fewer men adopt the practice."

So you're Geman. Now it makes sense, why it's normal for you, if that's how Germans are rasied.

It's not normal in Canada and it's looked at as feminine so no one does that here.

You can note and zap much better when you have both hands free