I will not date a woman unless she:

* Weighs exactly 121.3lbs

* Has perfect C cup breasts and nipples that are dark pink NOT BROWN but not too light pink, you know?

* Has never shown her breasts to ANYONE

* Is an ideal mother. Like, she has to have birthing hips that babies just slide right of with no resistance

* Has a tight vagina

* Laughs at all of my jokes but never any jokes told by my male friends, or her male co-workers, or her male friends, or male comedians.

* Has no male friends

* Has never had a conversation with another male

* Is willing to fuck me on the first date

* Only reads the Bible and Anime

* Cries only while Jordan Peterson is crying

I am now taking applications.

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He has me muted.

I returned the favor.

This latest note just made me chuckle πŸ˜€

R is for RETARD

who's that guy? pulling off xitter things here?

he will likely go back to that gulag reporting how retarded everyone here is.

but he doesn't know ve value retardness the most!

Retards make the world go r⭕️und

Why would you invoke them?

The extra special olympics ⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️

One of these dudes is nostr:nprofile1qqsftzm4fgwnmed4ajs0uvwj642lg5fjt7zf32pa5xvhkl7dtsu73rqpr9mhxue69uhhqun9d45h2mfwwpexjmtpdshxuet59uq32amnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwv3sk6atn9e5k7tcprpmhxue69uhkxun9v968ytnwdaehgu3wwa5kuef02ljjvu. I know it.

Is the called a Pepe race?

Pepe master race, you could say

rofl

Speciβ­•l β­•lympics

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Nice ring dude

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You asked for it 🀷

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Flatearthers in disbelief

Discs are still round broo Antarctica is a wall broo

Disc as in vinyl?

Disc as Disco πŸ•Ί

Wtaf is that shit

Just a sad, angry man. People who obsess on the sorts of topics he does are unsatisfied with themselves.

This is why I talk about fountain pens and photography.

What is a fountain penis?!

why I read it the same. Am I a secret ghey?

Moon landing denier

Pisses all over our national history

what nation, what? are you just putting random words together?

oh sorry, he's the denier.

still don't understand the nation thing

Not you Gonzales, the other guy

sorry I'm retarded πŸ˜‚

RETAERDS UNITE

Its okay, i have a bit of retaerd in me as well

Hes a commie faggot and the only vagina he got was his moms

Anime is the devil work. Bible only!

Also, what coworkers is she's a trad wife???

Well, I can't really afford my own place yet so I still live with my mom and stepdad

She'll have to be OK with that, too

Build your home with your bare hands like that Thoreau dude. He definitely fucked.

Your stepboyfriend?

Laser haters amuse me.

He’s retired on successful startup exit plus 2018 bitcoin average entry point. And probably 180IQ+ .

Now he is chillin focusing on health freedom tech and shitposting while you go to your wage cuck cube hating your life.

Seethe faggots.

He waited til 2018 to buy Bitcoin?

What a fuckin loser lol.

No one hates him. We just think he, like yourself apparently, is an ignorant asshole.

I don't hate him he's a source of entertainment lol. Everyone loves a good 🀑

Ok retard nice try trying to hide your hate

You’re making it out like he’s a loser when the reality is youd trade places with him in an instant as you shuffle off to your wage cuck job

What startup did he sell? Do you know? Has he told you?

I'm quite comfortable in my office at the business I own.

If you’re in the know it’s obvious laser has been retired for half a decade

What’s the name of your company ? How much revenue does it do? Are you retired? Are you 180IQ? No? Didn’t think so. Cope faggot.

I really think the only one coping here is you because your hero has been shown to be a fraud. Go stick popsicles up your butts together.

Copium thy name is TheRupertFaggot

You're adorable in your hero worship. I love that I have become so important to you. You may bow now.

I love that your commitment to globohomo is so deep you make up gay fantasies about your crush Laser

And somehow, he's the one posting about sticking things up his ass. When did we arrive in Bizarro World?

I think it was the moment that you cried about him being an β€œignorant asshole” for having the audacity to question feminist globohomo race communism

But immediately run to β€œhe must be gay!” For healthmaxxing

It's also telling that you are trying so hard to defend him. If you're so straight, why are you choking on his cock so hard?

Why do you whine a communicate like a fag/woman?

Explain what you meant by β€œhe is an ignorant asshole”

For me it’s about watching fags cope seethe and twist them into knots not so much laser

Dude you're simping for a gay fed. Its not a good look.

You have a gay crush on him that’s why you check in on someone you supposedly muted

Respect where it’s due. Something a faggot like you can’t understand

I haven't seen anything laser's posted in weeks, it's just been based off what I used to see from his notes before I muted him, plus secondhand details from others. I know exactly who and what he is.

He unmuted me to dig this post up 6 days after I posted it and comment on it though... I guess to prove how little he cares?

He also shoves stuff up his butt.

And you, sir, are his #1 Simp. Congratulations.

On the first date! Whore lover!

ONLY me tho.

Did I mention I have unvaxxed sperm?

Whore lover that isn't totally fucked in the head, then

You forgot "owns a dildo shaped like Andrew Tate's dick to peg me with"

You need to get your mans. One of the loons got a shrimp stuck in his crop

I charge by the hour but I can check my schedule

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What a shame. Half of Munich saw my tits when I was nursing cubs and stopped caring at all. Moving on.

I won a bar tab one night and bought him 2 drinks with mine. Lol.

Breasts are the best.πŸ˜€

They're useful AND fun!

These are the same dudes who consider nursing mothers indecent

I envy Munich.

Know your worth, king πŸ‘‘

*Uses a password manager.

πŸ˜‚ I'm assuming this is in reference to laser continuing to be a dick weasel.

#masculineframe

It's a great name for a furniture shop

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Ngl, I thought you were a woman

You've heard my voice in cornychat lol

Like once? I somehow mixed you and Rupert up in my head 🫣

It happens a lot.

You always leave as soon as you find out we aren't gambling, fuckin degen

Ah yes. Will stick around next time πŸ˜“

πŸ™Œσ …„σ …’σ …₯σ …€σ …˜σ „ž

Let me introduce you to my wife. -me, the husband apparently

Y'all get to choose?

Omg πŸ˜‚

Have you met my sister-in-law yet? πŸ˜‚

"Bible and Anime" πŸ˜„ ... you can drop a Weeb in the Manosphere but he's still a Weeb

wtf is wrong with me that the anime took me OUT?

It takes a lot of folks out

A lot of words to say you have small penis πŸ˜