I just yoloed into buying $300 trump bitcoin sneakers.

Yes I’m very stupid.

AMA 😂

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Not stacking hard enough

What are you doing man? Stack some sats

Did you really? No way🤨

election season HODL in full effect

Bruh.

Dude.

what a fuckup

300 $ that should have gone to stacking more sats instead

I’m calling BS🤣. Pics or it didn’t happen.

Yo nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs, you get that tracking yet?

lol not yet

Also, show a pic when they arrive if you can. I wanna see if they're the same like in the pic

No save your sats and Hodl, Hodl! Anyway I think you lying, I wanna see a receipt

Why?

I’m dumb

Even if just for posterity, a great buy.

Think of how you might even begin to explain this to a future grandchild ...... that's the real value here.

First of all.

How dare you.

😄

I love you

Buy now, sell later

🏆👏 smartest suggestion in the comments

They could be the new rollerblades…

“What’s the hardest part about wearing Trump’s new crypto shoes?”

“Telling your parents you’re gay.” 😆

I’m embarrassed for all of us.

Wut.

I had a few drinks at dinner lol

Fair.

Lol are you actually going to wear them

lol nah

Never drink and buy 😂

dono, the NFT was only $750 and you don’t have to wear it

Rage baiting the plebs on no alogo nostr 😂😂 some men just want to watch the world burn

bro wtf

Fair play but they look terrible. The #bitcoin logo on the right shoe looks uneven for some reason

Phew

Hideous.

This looks like something Pomp would sell 😂. Post them when you get them so we know you didn't get rugged.

Just noticed it says crypto president 🤮. Remove the word crypto somehow and have the best pair out there!

Love the idea that you’ve earned some of the cost back in zaps

How long until comedy purchases becomes a viable business?!

Are they manufactured by a Nigerian Prince?

I thought of you when I saw these lol. Trump is a fucking genius.

I am feeling like it too.

Just the crypto word on it makes me hesitate.

How do they wear ?

lol I doubt I’ll ever wear them

They feel like freedom

They were definitely made in china

Odd. They look like made with ChatGPT

*will be made in China 😂

This you?

lol can’t knock the hustle

Looks like Jack Boots that Hitler wore

You sound like you watch a lot of msnbc

If I had to guess, Hitler wore loafers...

“Crypto” prez… We need a Bitcoin Prez. Why is everyone counting out RFK jr?

What're they made of? Vegan leather?

Bro I’ll need to see a pic of what they ACTUALLY look like when they get delivered 😂

And please, a video for nostr of you hoopin’ in them 🏀

Haha I bet they’ll look even worse than this irl

Living without guilt is a true luxury.

So you're now into crypto again? 😂