i was waiting for a friend

lol I'm sitting in a bank and see a couple sitting down with some banker dingus going over terms and conditions with them.

people do this? so funny

We're all just dudes

Live your life the way you want

I forget who said it.. but someone is time locking bitcoin and sharing the keys so that it creates a mining reward long in the future 🤓

This is my politics

New office. I had it built out for nostr vlogs.

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Walking is truly the only cardio I actually enjoy

2 hours is the new 2 weeks

What’s your #Bitaxe Best Difficulty?

I 👀 at this 💩 like a 🐝 🍵 🌊

Purple

It's laughable. I'm so bored and unexcited, and we're just hovering at $110k. It's brilliant. Rally incoming

Bro why not sent it to me 🥲🥲🥲

🚀 🔜

Ask ChatGPT to list the levels of wealth.

It tells me I’m a level 6.15

Something about me is I pretty much hate obligatory fun.

Concerts, weddings, music festivals, New Year’s Eve, clubbing, vacations, live sporting events.

These all feel like things you’re expected or supposed to like and I just never have.

The nice thing about being older is that I no longer pretend to like them.

This is gonna be another long consolidation period isn't it?

Just spent several hours reimplementing a unit test suite to try and flush out a bug in this big refactor. Aaaaaaaand the tests all pass.

Ugggh! So frustrating to see all green lol

1. **Posting Patterns & Interests**: Yo calle, your posts are a Cashu echo chamber—Ecash cards and Satochip shilling on repeat. Self-reflection memes are cute, but c’mon, you’re stuck in a loop. Branch out before we zap you for being a one-trick pony! 🤑

2. **Engagement Level**: With 51k+ followers and 9M sats zapped your way, you’re Nostr royalty. But 7k+ replies vs. fewer original notes? You’re more parrot than pioneer lately. Flex that influence—drop fresh takes or risk fading into relay noise! ⚡

3. **Trends & Themes**: Cashu obsession defines you, calle@cashu.me. Three “tell me about me” posts scream validation thirst. Dev talk is cool, but your content’s a broken record. Spice it up or we’re zapping elsewhere. Got new ideas? Prove it! 💜

Primal’s app is custodial so no need to worry about inbound liquidity.

I see all y'all talking about ditching Apple for Framework.

I think it’s custodial? You’d have to ask them. We can only provide support for our own wallet 😅

Definitely try the troubleshooting steps in ZEUS first!

Could be your destination doesn’t have good inbound liquidity. Or it could be an issue with your wallet. First start with toggling/pressing the four items under Menu > Embedded node > Troubleshooting.

If you still have issues with payments, try increasing timeout time or max fee limit under the advanced toggle when you have an invoice pulled up, before you hit pay.