Why is black coffee so gross

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it's what I'm fueled by 😂

Me too while fasting. Gross but I can’t stop drinking it.

Because coffee is gross. Dense grossness is just grosser.

You’re probably just drinking bad coffee.

What’s good then

https://balzacs.com best coffee i’ve ever had you can find this shit at costco

I’m drinking The Bitcoiners’ Coffee these days, directly from Colombia.

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Well, let’s see the packaging

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Don’t get me wrong I like the stuff too but whatever type of crack they put in Balzac got me hooked

Ball sack coffee? Really?

Definitely a Canadian thing! 🤣

TIL Canadians like ball sacks 🤣 jk

Nope. 👎 🇨🇦 😂

damn 😞

This is the issue. Highly recommend our beans, of course.

Also nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z also highly recommend upgrading to a burr grinder instead of the blade grinder you recommended. Much more consistent grind size vs. boulders and dust with yours. Yours is an upgrade from buying pre-ground, a burr grinder is a huge level up even more.

#coffeechain

Burr grinder maxi here. Blade grinders are for amateurs.

100%

+1 ✅

Sure. But it is diminishing returns for drip coffee. Burr grinders only made a difference on my expresso shots. For drip coffee, the freshness of the grind and the quality of the bean make most of the difference.

How do you take your coffee?

With milk

Was once like you.

What changed

Thought it would make a man of me.

Have you tried butter?

Ya

You misspelled delicious.

Gtfo 🤣

It’s tough

Grossly underrated

Racist 👀

I think it takes a while to switch, but once you do...

But yeah, I like a splash of milk personally. Never cream though.

I used to grind my beans 🫘 but with kids and all that needs to be done in a hectic morning I just don’t have the energy for it anymore.

I was once like you

Daily fresh grind changes you

Discover them notes 👌

#haiku

I used to grind my own but got tired.

Love black coffee! Definitely takes some getting used to if you did sugar and milk your whole life.

Milk only no sugar

Watch your mouth!

I really ought to.

I want my coffee dark. ☕️

I like my coffee like I like my Batman: dark and brooding.

I basically only drink coffee black

because you are not ready for its full power and must dilute it with sugar, milk or both.

Tell me, what brand of coffee are you consuming right now?

Because you haven't dipped a cookie or piece of bread in it, I guess

See, you consume the dipped cookie or bread, you say "mmm, so yummy" and then you sip the coffee (without sugar, you must be sure that the coffee is at just the right point, not too hot, not too cold, its "umami point") and then feel relieved from all that symphony of flavor and emotion.

Try it, it's a worthy experience

It's gross because you're drinking coffee ash. Light roast to vibrate off of caffeine. Medium roast for a good jolt of caffeine. Dark roast if you're dead inside.

Ya dark roast here 😂

Probably should try light

Check out library.sweetmarias.com for just about everything you need to know about making coffee. Search for "brewing" to narrow it down.

Arábica beans.

Medium roast.

For the variety of the coffee plants, seek for:

Mundo Novo, Bourbon, Laurina. Catuaí, Acaiá, Icatu.

You will often find those blended interchangeably. Sometimes just one of them.

Grind the beans by yourself with a good grinder.

Cause it’s not?

Its a lifestyle.

I think if you drink a lot of coffee you end up going to the dark side.

you drink a wrong kind of coffee if you think that

What’s the right kind

freshly roasted costa rica tarazu type :D

How fresh are we talking about

you should espresso coffee about two weeks after roast

I don’t have that kind of choice around here. I get the beans I get. I don’t import 🤣

There is a roaster I know but they are 40 mins away and I don’t want to drive there

Lighter brown roasted beans are for long slow drip coffee.

Dark ones for short espresso extract with pressure.

Drip coffee should be pretty ruff chunks.

Espresso powdery.

If you can get whole beans and a hand grinder, doesn’t cost that much 👌 used to do hand ground coffee with a simple espresso pot (there is a trick as well) for 15 years. Just upgraded to a espresso machine and electric grinder

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On the contrary, he’s an absolute gentleman!

I can’t stand the smell of coffee.

Not particularly a fan of tea either.

It takes more effort than you might think turning down hot drinks.

Sir!

I love black coffe, Evergood ☕️

go to jail! black is the only way ☕️

It’s just a vehicle for caffeine