It’s you love. It’s all you today. Your mind just woke up and said we’re staying in the gutter today. Work must have been interesting. 🀣

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Meee 😱😱 noo 😭 oh maybe πŸ€”πŸ₯Ή I am feeling really twirly lately ngl, need to clear my head πŸ€£πŸ˜­πŸ«£πŸ™πŸ½πŸ«‚πŸ’œ

Just pet a dog or another human being. It will clear your mind....

Is anyone seeing this πŸ‘†πŸ‘€πŸ˜³

Nah I’d rather pet myself tbh πŸ€”πŸ˜Ž

This was a play wallet)) just to learnπŸ‘ŒπŸΌπŸ‘ŒπŸΌ)

The wrong conversation, sorryπŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈ still can’t delete anything here if it’s by mistake🫣

Funny moment to bring up a play wallet honestly πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

nah, just another advertising bot interrupting a fun conversation (allegedly, right?)

unless we're talking something like a "squish mitten"

https://tidal.com/track/529822

Yeah I was thinking damn, another thing I haven’t heard of πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ’œ

Hey Darina, don’t worry I feel you πŸ₯ΉπŸ«‚πŸ’œ

Perfect mistake πŸ‘Œ

Well if you’re needing some solo time, we’ll leave you to it. Have fun!

Mallory! πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’œ

Mallory knows all about how a good solo time plays out.

Expect expert advice from nostriches.

how did we end up here 🫠🀣

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nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx that’s how πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Noo it was Harry I swear πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ I’m gonna get my head straight now πŸ˜‡

Enjoy 🀣

Landy noo πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™πŸ½ I meant gonna go think about the earth and stuff πŸ₯ΉπŸ™πŸ½ be one with the trees, wholesome stuff πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

So you like β€œrevising” outdoors πŸ˜‰

Tanel help πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯²

😭😭😭😭 it wasn’t me πŸ™πŸ½ Harry did it and then he just left πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

......im gonna bite my tongue here.

Do you mean your lip orrr… just kidding πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ™πŸ½ okay I really need to revise now πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

"up for anything, love the outdoors" ;)

Mallory, don't provoke her. We've managed back to the original topic... Now it will spiral out of control!

Harry! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ it’s not me 😭πŸ₯Ή

I said we’ll leave you to it. I didn’t ask for a note by note play of events. If that’s gonna happen, I hope it will be a separate thread.

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜­ I swear I’m gonna go revise now, gonna be a long night of it πŸ™πŸ½πŸ€“ not much else β˜ΊοΈπŸ™πŸ½

Sure! Revise away πŸ˜‰

Mallory noo πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ can’t do that now anyway πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯² I got the stage fright…

🀣 You have an audience?!

The thread went full circle. Back to the original topic

Hang on a minute, who’s reposting this? 🧐 like we all don’t pet ourselves, cmon guys πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

It's probably the sexy bot or whatever it's called. It picks up dirty keywards and boosts the posts!

The one who’s the first to pet themselves today loses!

Or they win! Depends on how you look at it.

Ahh I don’t think I can play 😭

I figured you might have pet yourself out before we even started playin πŸ˜‚

Tetsu! πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™πŸ½ just a wholesome night of reading πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ«‚πŸ™πŸ½

Yeah, Flip those pages girl

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β›·οΈπŸ“–β›·οΈπŸ“– πŸ“šπŸ“šπŸ“šπŸ§ˆπŸ§ˆπŸ§ˆ

Looks like a cockhole to me.

#nsfw

A cockhole for one is a reading opportunity for another aka β€œwholesome night”

Damn I’m over here like well that’s a commercially sewn button hole.

that is insulting to women

That photo is from a Catholic Church I don’t think they believe purity and chastity are reserved only for women.

that is insulting for equality (unless you're down for such things)

how dare it be etched in stone !

It was wood.

ooo you said wood ;)

Bring back couch fort thread πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ’œ

For you!

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This looks like a perfect place for winter reading sessions

-You look very tired today dear…

-Got stuck on that book. Wholesome time…

"I'm not tired, just a little out of breath"

Reading is fuuuuun

Sooooo much fun. Quickly going from page to page to page, reading verse after verse carefully repeating sentences… Then getting through a chapter, just to find yourself awake two chapters laters… Nothing like it!

You have a lot of experience πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Ž

If you love books, you will be doing a lot of reading eventually

Can recommend.

A book recommendation πŸ™πŸΌ

I can see how this one can be an illuminating read, but I was always learn by practice kind of guy. Trial and error, hands on experience and all that. With great book you dont need a manual, but low time preference attitude

It’s a bit of an academic take on human sexuality. Not exactly the Kama Sutra.

Kama Sutra got some good pictures

I personally found when reading about human sexuality that people have done things in the pursuit of the big O that would never have occurred to me. I thought I was such a creative person too.

if y'all cooperate you'll be able to purchase "the big o" care of technology

i might even pass it out for free if i get jack patrick dorsey in my actual human hands by the end of this month

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I think a lot of people are already using technology to achieve the big O.

Do we need to be concerned about Jack? Why bring fiatjaf into this?

because fiatjaf is supposed to escort him personally

i can't help it if these guys ignore their messages , act "billionaire fools", or mute me too quickly !

Escort him where? When did fiatjaf become Jack’s keeper?

as far as i can tell, he's the only person who knows jack personally

my "technology" insists he's the man for me

Your β€œtechnology”? Can it tell you who the person for me is?

i don't know you

this is all about being "anonymous" right ?

I was just asking. I don’t use a nym. There’s a movie where everyone has a clock that tells them at what time they’ll meet their soulmate. Now I don’t particularly believe in soulmates like that. But damn would it be nice to at least have a general idea of when I’d meet my person.

Do you believe that your paths will cross naturally with the person you’re meant to be with?

You believe in soul mates? πŸ₯Ή

I believe in soulmates in the way two souls were meant to meet. Their paths were destined to cross. They don’t always walk together through life. Soulmates can actually shake up your life quite dramatically and be like an event that sets you on a different course. My conception of soulmates, you can have more than one. Maybe there is a different, better word for that idea?

for what i'm saying the term starts with "business partners" and we see from there

i am not negotiating digitally

i'm sure a "billionaire and his friend" can find an excuse to "vacation in hawai'i" !

I love the idea πŸ«‚πŸ₯Ή hopefully I will meet my soulmate. I once thought I had met him...but I guess that was a mistake 😞

that's either shitsplained poetry or you think i'm a boy

@Alex_a and I have a diverged into a convo about soulmates. Excuse the confusion.

ok enjoy!

I’d like to meet my life partner. Someone I can build and share a life with. Looking more for comfort and serenity than shaking up my life. But not being single anymore would probably definitely be a life shakeup.

to me as well

Mmmh, as I said I thought until recently that I have found this partner. However, I am now single again πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

I thought I met my partner when I was young. I never thought he was my soulmate. I did think we were gonna get married and have kids. I can honestly say with time I am so happy it didn’t work out. He was never really my person.

Probably that was exactly my problem. He was not my person and I still tried everything to make it work

i've had other relationships and they also haven't worked out for one reason or another

i'm actually a very private person

I dont know if there is the soulmate for each of us. If there’s one and you hangover that day and won’t make it on time? Oops, gone. I like the idea of many soulmates and you being able to find one of them if you look up from your phone more and open yourself up for being found too, as who knows which one of you would be β€œlooking” more that day. I don’t know, but life is longer than first love and most likely longer than β€œthat one that got away”.

I hope so

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he will have EVERY option open to him after we get married lol

i don't make these rules !

I like the idea that what is meant for you won’t miss you. Though I’m not saying abdicate personal responsibility. You have to be ready and go after opportunities when they present themselves. In this day and age β€œthe one that got away” can normally be found. I’m not sure there is one perfect life partner for a person. There are different paths every life can take. It’s a choose your own adventure.

in this case it is not

i'm the only one who knows the pathways

Then I will go through the days with open eyes and ready for all eventallities

This whole idea that there is someone out there destined for each of us is a nice romantic idea… Its good, as long as who is the pick for me updates, every time I update my priorities, my dreams and expectations. When we change, there must be someone else for us, no?

after marriage, in a "worst case scenario", what does separate house and whatever the fuck you want to do sound?

just stay married and be business partners for life

no pressure ;)

oh, and i don't need a fucking picture in the papers or even a wedding announcement !

Why get married? Why not just be business partners? I had a business professor who said pick your business partners as carefully as you would pick your spouse, maybe more so.

can you get jack patrick dorsey to return an email ?

i believe in full disclosure

it might be off putting for those who enjoy a gentle courtship

Full disclosure is great. Just make sure to listen to their response both in their words and behavior.

only in person, everything else can be faked

I don't know. Isn't it the case that you develop together? Grow together?

yes

Yes. But if someone was β€œmeant” for you, but you missed a bus and never met them. But lets say that guy is still that person, okay. So now 10 years pass, he is living his life, learning changing hobbies, views, jobs… You also tho. You now here on nostr and he is somewhere else. Very likely you made different choices and maybe even tho still could be great for each other, with your choices you drifting now to be less compatible if you finally meet, 10 years from today. If we have agency over our choices but there is person or people foe each of us, I think there is a window where we can meet each of them and grow together. Then that train passes and there is another and another potential soul mate… πŸš‚

So if you meet someone at correct time, its up to both of you to catch that train and ride to the last stop of your journey on this earth. Why not

exactly

Perhaps it is not only the person but also the time that makes someone a soulmate

I dated the same guy, 4 years apart. We had no contact during the intervening years. Weirdly the first time we dated he had just had his heart smashed in a breakup. Second time we dated I had just had my heart smashed after a 3 1/2 year relationship. We had no contact during that time. We were like emotional support daters. πŸ˜‚ He met his wife while we were dating the second time. God I hope to one day make a man as ridiculously happy as she made him.

I know a couple who knew each other in high school. They met again in their 60’s and fell head over heels in love. They both work in the same industry that is not common to where they are from. I’ve heard other similar stories.

All this relationship stuff is so complicated

πŸ˜‚ It can be.

one mistake could be trying to negotiate a prenup !

I’m totally getting a prenup. Hopefully it will never have to be used. I want to know we can discuss hard topics and find resolution before getting married.

that's nice for you sweetheart ;)

Phew, I just moved out... it's still complicated for me.

Whew that’s a fresh breakup πŸ«‚πŸ’œ

To be honest, the end was foreseeable for a while. It just took until I drew the consequences

its very simple unless you overthink it

I don’t think it’s that complicated. We just make it complicated. People like to have everything and often let the relationship take all the hits. Or are so fed up with their boring lives, that when they find someone special they hang on their new partner as if he’s their savior from everything thats horrible in their lives, suffocating their new special person. I think people are often fed up, beat up by the system, hurt by their previous relationships and lazy to work through any difficulties they encounter when they find someone. And sometimes they just hangover that day and they just pass on their chance for happiness… πŸšΆπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

your speed and blah blah blah show me you are another version of a specially programmed nostr:npub13wfgha67mdxall3gqp2hlln7tc4s03w4zqhe05v4t7fptpvnsgqs0z4fun

Penis

I think happiness and contentment can be shared and created with another. One person can’t be the source of another’s happiness. That’s too much to ask of a person.

YES

πŸ’œπŸ’―

PENIS TO THAT

πŸ»πŸ˜‚πŸ«‚πŸ’œ saw that image years ago and it stuck with me πŸ™πŸ½

I also believe that no one is responsible for the happiness of the other. You have to take care of your own happiness.

Its all about compatibility, timing and will

Decompressing is not a bad idea before an inevitable implosion.

πŸ€™πŸ»

nostrich

it is just timing

πŸ’―

I’ll add I ran into him again simply because I went to the post office not realizing it was Columbus Day. Passed him and thought was that so and so outside that coffee shop? Wouldn’t have actually talked to him had the post office not been closed. Thought it’s funny since it was Columbus Day on Monday. There’s also a whole chain reaction to us dating a second time and him messaging his now wife who he had a crush on in high school. Life can be a complicated web.

my cutie patootie will live out his natural life

my "toolkit" contains economic weaponry

please just tell jack not to be a dumb dumb and take a vacation already

or return a goddamned email

or send a goddamned text to my frickin iphone !

Might have to get on SimpleX or send a fire signal to get a response. 🀣

Wait smoke signal? Whatever completely tech free signal was used previously.

show up at his parents house with hold them at gunpoint until he shows?

not my style

Are we still talking about Jack?

Please don’t do that!

yep

thats why bitcoin will have to burn, since the broskis are having little panic attacks

Mallory, we need to talk about Kevin πŸ‘†πŸ‘‡

I tried to tell her its a bot πŸ˜‚

Nah it’s not πŸ™πŸ½ it’s someone pretending to be a bot (like Mainvolume, except Mainvolume is the G.O.A.T πŸ€™πŸ½

Mainvolume may not be a bot, but if this one isn’t then they both have a script running and 98% of the notes its a fuckkng script on β€œshuffle”.

I saw a number of notes mainvolume was generating with pictures and even Tanel wouldn’t be able to right that many. Im sorry its all fucking bullshit

Who is Kevin? (I’m always a bit naive 😫 sorry)

There’s something about Kevin - its a movie

*We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011)

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The therapist is not here right. But you can schedule a consultation for if needing help with understanding.

nostrich

Thanks 🫣

that's another "pathway" to hawai'i, without jack

IF he declines, i know not about his future

and before you ask

HAWAI'I IS THE MOST IMPORTANT NATION IN THE WORLD (yelling) !

If anyone even brought up the mere suggestion of holding my parents at gunpoint, I’d be declining any and all contact.

in the usa, people usually inherit money after their parents pass away

i will not

and that was never a threat, just a "metaphor"

#bitcoin is not a metaphor, and neither is marriage

i am not a gold digger, nor an excessive spender !

So you’re looking for marriage in a business sense from Jack, but he’s free to wander after he marries you?

not with his #bitcoin, that is all

but the fantasy would be nice ; that's up to him

but seriously, no public marriage announcement

Oh so a Bitcoin betrothal. Do you know how much BTC he has? Why him? Seems like there are other options.

#blatherbot or ask real questions !

Are you accusing me of being a bot?

do you have other questions about me and jack !

You brought him up. I’m just curious. Anything else you’d like to share? Or would you prefer to end the conversation?

up to you ;)

How did you first learn about BTC?

i didn't

but i did ask for a new economy for my new nation !

i did but he didn't respond

the burning coinage might get his attention

i've read that he has capricorn rising ;)

don't know if he follows astrology or not lol

don't be a "mark cuban" ;)

Have you ever heard that quote about the man who said he was married to like 5 different women and they were all his wife. You will grow and change over the years. The trick is finding a partner that loves and supports you through your exploration of life. My parents have changed a lot since I’ve known them and I’m sure they changed before that too. They still deeply love and support one another. Honestly being raised by those two lovebirds I thought finding a partner would be way easier.

that movie is "run lola run"

he has until the end of october to get to hawai'i

Shit that’s a tight time frame for a busy man. What happens if he can’t make it?

that's outlined clearly on x dot com

regardless of what he thinks of elon, it is not a good choice for him

Hmmm can you link it? I’m curious.

can you set up an account and go read ?

🀫 I still have an account.

should i give you a winky face emoji or tell you that my handle is currently the same on x dot com and that other new one

When I search X @laughter gives me a picture of a dude with Beech as his name and zero posts.

try kamaehuakanaloa

Found it. Still don’t understand. Explain it like I’m 5? Do you have a business proposition or a personal one?

make your question more simple for me

I guess I’m just confused why you need Jack in Hawaii before the end of October. Is it a business or personal proposition? Why such a tight timeline? Though have you been working on this for a while?

jack can get answers in person

i don't know you, so this information "is above your pay grade", respectfully

Fair enough.

don't give me the busy shit, i've worked a lifetime for this !

and i do mean without vibrators or porn or anything else

just waves of pleasure

I have to think about the part β€œif I get Jack Patrick Dorsey in my actual human hands”

Bot most likely

idiot, definitely

none of you can look at all of my posts across multiple technology platforms and see the "big picture" !

that would be none of your business

what's a hug, asshole ?

Internet taught me that human creativity have no bounds. You read or hear something and think: Oh truly that couldn’t be done… they wouldn’t… They didn’t… Nope, they did πŸ’€πŸͺ¦

For me having a friend who worked in an ER in Florida is really what did it.

I love books πŸ˜‚ but I may need to work on my reading technique

She should probably leave the dog out of it. Skip to human petting and then some, to work that mood out.

Oh yeah definitely no dogs πŸ‘€πŸ« . And then some?! πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’œπŸ’œ you might be right πŸ˜…

just use a condom and wash your hands as necessary ;)

nothing like a "romantic shower" before an initial "hookup" (if that is the case) ;)

Solid safe sex advice.

i like the british word "snogging"

why people have to throw shade about other people demonstrating their love affair in public? ;)

Snogging is a great word

Rather fun to do too! πŸ’œ