All we(ladies) want for Christmas is a โ€˜Men of Nostrโ€™ calendar ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽ

In all honesty we would prefer a 24 month calendar since thereโ€™s a lot more males weโ€™d love to see ๐Ÿ’œ

Mr January - nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d

Mr February - nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s

Mr March - nostr:npub17plqkxhsv66g8quxxc9p5t9mxazzn20m426exqnl8lxnh5a4cdns7jezx0

Mr April - nostr:npub1w4gjvu0647gnmgnd88v58drjzw6nuwp09ft3k9sx5dv2h3qm3v0q53hda8

Mr May - nostr:npub16secklpnqey3el04fy2drfftsz5k26zlwdsnz84wtul2luwj8fdsugjdxk

Mr June - nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx

Mr July - nostr:npub1j4095pqcqmddt7xq3zujd645c429wyzc3xyvgas5g04mrspm8npsjrr0sr

Mr August - nostr:npub1cs2pfmk9uc2qk7pc4mn8w5hftpur8572ksmegg43gf4qq7ppzjtsylxsfg

Mr September- nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7

Mr October nostr:npub1cn4t4cd78nm900qc2hhqte5aa8c9njm6qkfzw95tszufwcwtcnsq7g3vle

Mr November- nostr:npub1tfjyq4f6et95lqspy7qz789pkznxuurc8tts48mm4qwrjgg8uh2su32u0r

Mr December - nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424

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tatum wants september

Nah heโ€™s better as January to kick off the year nicely ๐Ÿ˜‚

youre the boss applesauce ... but you have to let tatum down nice and gentle

No no I like January. Because I know that all you ladies are gonna put your calendars up, and either forget to change them for the rest of the year and just have me on your wall, or intentionally not change it after the start of the year.

facts

See youโ€™re not just a pretty face with a vest ๐Ÿ˜œ

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ that's actually legit

Iโ€™m honored! ๐Ÿ˜…

Letโ€™s do itโ€ฆwhat is the next step??

12 months out of the year and I donโ€™t get a single call out?

I did say we would need a 24 month calendar so you would definitely make the list ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’œ

I didnโ€™t get a call back for the audition either nostr:npub18dlusgmprudw46nracaldxe9hz4pdmrws8g6lsusy6qglcv5x48s0lh8x3 Iโ€™m with you.

Go look at my post and tell us what day you like, maybe nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r will give some guys their own date ๐Ÿ˜

I can do it.. just let me know and k will send you a ยซย calendar pictย ยป

๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ

Pura vida

OMG itโ€™s going to be a very merry Christmas for me Pura Vida nostr:npub1tfjyq4f6et95lqspy7qz789pkznxuurc8tts48mm4qwrjgg8uh2su32u0r ๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜‚

By the way you better not burst my bubble and send me some calendar pic of someone else ๐Ÿ˜‚

He wonโ€™t. Haha well done Lulu! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’œ nostr:npub1tfjyq4f6et95lqspy7qz789pkznxuurc8tts48mm4qwrjgg8uh2su32u0r PV

Heโ€™s such a good sport! Lulu canโ€™t wait to see your pic soon ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ”ฅ PV

Hey, Marie,๐Ÿ’œ

If you're going for 24 months, perhaps you might need a Surfing Seasoned Citizen with a Santa/Gandalf beard?๐Ÿ˜†

I used to have a Santa cap... might be able to find it... but I'd need to source a Wizard hat.๐Ÿง๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜€

Youโ€™re on ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’œ

๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‘

Thereโ€™s room for more ๐Ÿ’œ

What a year... ๐Ÿฅน

Could be extended to an epoch calendar.. this would open it up to a lot more! ๐Ÿคฃ

I like your thinking ๐Ÿค”

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘

all the jacks should do a poster together for one of the months. ๐Ÿ˜‚

What Jacks? Thereโ€™s just Mallers on the list.

all the jacks of nostr should join mallers for a big spread & the month should be called jacktober ๐ŸŽƒ

I challenge you to make it happen for real!

Proceeds to opensats

How about all proceeds got to an ostrich wildlife sanctuary?

Even better! Proceeds to ostriches in need

I have no doubt this is going to be real

I and others certainly hope so!

You donโ€™t want to see me without my collar on ?

Awww cutie ๐Ÿฅฐ

I threw your name in, but was not sure if you ever showed your face

Iโ€™m a shadowy super coder but canโ€™t code and not very shadowy but am Super ๐Ÿค™

Love it ๐Ÿ’œ

I do have a pic i can share when i was in the Navy for a while. A proud time of my life

Oh Jesus ahaha ๐Ÿคค

This image deserves to be in the calendar for sure hehe

๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ†

๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿค™

I think it would be cool to actually use all guys that want to be a part of it. 12 men can take on the leading role, each being the highlight for a different month. Then I think there should be a few men featured on notable days, such as the 4th of July (Obviously a very American kinda guy) or International Cat Day (Obviously a major cat loving guy).

Here is my proposal:

(It was not allowing me to tag ๐Ÿท๏ธ Sleepy or JackM)

๐Ÿ†Mr. JANUARY @SerSleepy

(Has Ser Sleepy shown his face or body before?)

๐ŸŽ‰New Yearโ€™s Day (Gregorian calendar)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธJanuary 1st

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

๐ŸŽ‰Bitcoin's birthday!

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ January 3rd

โ˜‘๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ I would use the anonymous mask for this day

๐ŸŽ‰Russian Orthodox Christmas

๐Ÿ—“๏ธJanuary 7

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ(Any volunteers for this date)

๐ŸŽ‰ Genesis Transaction Day

๐Ÿ—“๏ธJanuary 11th

โ˜‘๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ I would ask Halโ€™s wife and use Hal Finney for this day (I know he would be on Nostr if he were with us today).

๐ŸŽ‰Russian โ€œOld New Yearโ€

๐Ÿ—“๏ธJanuary 14

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

๐ŸŽ‰Chinese New Year

๐Ÿ—“๏ธbetween January 21 and February 20

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

๐ŸŽ‰Islamic New Year (Hijri New Year)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธThe date varies each year as itโ€™s based on the sighting of the moon.

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

๐ŸŽ‰ Silk Road Day

๐Ÿ—“๏ธJanuary 27th

โ˜‘๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ I would reach out to Ross Ulbricht and ask if he wants to be a part of our Nostr Calendar๐Ÿ’œ

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๐Ÿ† Mr. FEBRUARY nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s

๐ŸŽ‰ Carnival (Carnaval)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ 47 days before Easter Sunday

โ˜‘๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z

๐ŸŽ‰Tibetan New Year (Losar)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธusually falls in February or March

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

๐ŸŽ‰ Groundhog Day (US)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ February 2

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ(Any volunteers for this date)

๐ŸŽ‰ Valentineโ€™s Day

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ February 14

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

๐ŸŽ‰ Lightning Pizza Day

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ February 25th

โ˜‘๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ I would reach out to Lazlo Hanyecz and ask if he wants to be a part of our Nostr Calendar

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๐Ÿ† Mr. MARCH nostr:npub17plqkxhsv66g8quxxc9p5t9mxazzn20m426exqnl8lxnh5a4cdns7jezx0

๐ŸŽ‰Nowruz (Persian New Year)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธusually on March 21st

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

๐ŸŽ‰ Moscow time

๐Ÿ—“๏ธMarch 25th

โ˜‘๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m

๐ŸŽ‰ Lantern Festival (Chinese)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ Varies

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

๐ŸŽ‰ St. Patrickโ€™s Day

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ March 17

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

๐ŸŽ‰ Purim (Jewish)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ Varies

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

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๐Ÿ† Mr. APRIL nostr:npub1w4gjvu0647gnmgnd88v58drjzw6nuwp09ft3k9sx5dv2h3qm3v0q53hda8

๐ŸŽ‰Thai New Year (Songkran)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธCelebrated from April 13th to 15th

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

๐ŸŽ‰Qingming Festival (Chinese)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธApril 4 or 5

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

๐ŸŽ‰April Foolโ€™s Day

๐Ÿ—“๏ธApril 1

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

๐ŸŽ‰Easter (Christian)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธVaries

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

๐ŸŽ‰Passover (Jewish)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธVaries

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

๐ŸŽ‰Ramadan begins (Muslim)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธVaries

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

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๐Ÿ†Mr. MAY nostr:npub16secklpnqey3el04fy2drfftsz5k26zlwdsnz84wtul2luwj8fdsugjdxk

๐ŸŽ‰Cinco de Mayo (Spanish/US)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธMay 5

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

๐ŸŽ‰ Bitcoin Pizza Day

๐Ÿ—“๏ธMay 22nd

โ˜‘๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ I would reach out to Jeremy Sturdivant and ask if he wants to be a part of our Nostr Calendar

๐ŸŽ‰Dragon Boat Festival (Chinese)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธVaries

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

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๐Ÿ† Mr. JUNE nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx

(Has Puzzkes shown his face or body before?)

โ˜‘๏ธ International Surfing Day

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ June 20th or 21st

๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ nostr:npub1cxp3l03x20mkzezzr4takm8w8zuva7xwvacmcewp97z58hjt8xls3mexlq

๐ŸŽ‰Eid al-Fitr (Muslim)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธVaries

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

โžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟ

๐Ÿ† Mr. JULY nostr:npub1j4095pqcqmddt7xq3zujd645c429wyzc3xyvgas5g04mrspm8npsjrr0sr

โ˜‘๏ธ World Bike Day

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ June 3rd

๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ nostr:npub1tdewu5xk7ydz68tgc6mk4gq7hyty6s5uakf6w3amr5z9lse3rqnqsekx8c

๐ŸŽ‰Independence Day (US)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธJuly 4

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

๐ŸŽ‰Tisha Bโ€™Av (Jewish)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธVaries

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

โžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟ

๐Ÿ† Mr. AUGUST nostr:npub1cs2pfmk9uc2qk7pc4mn8w5hftpur8572ksmegg43gf4qq7ppzjtsylxsfg

๐ŸŽ‰International Car Day

๐Ÿ—“๏ธAugust 8th

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

๐ŸŽ‰Assumption of Mary (Christian/Spanish)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธAugust 15

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

๐ŸŽ‰Raksha Bandhan (Hindu)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธVaries

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

โžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟ

๐Ÿ† Mr. SEPTEMBER nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d

๐ŸŽ‰International Ostrich Day

๐Ÿ—“๏ธSeptember 2nd

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

๐ŸŽ‰Jewish New Year (Rosh Hashanah)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธin September or October

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

๐ŸŽ‰Yom Kippur (Jewish)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธVaries

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

๐ŸŽ‰Ethiopian New Year (Enkutatash)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ on September 11th (or September 12th in leap years)

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

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๐Ÿ† Mr. OCTOBER @JackMallers

๐ŸŽ‰National Day of Spain (Spanish)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธOctober 12

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

๐ŸŽ‰ BITCOIN WHITE PAPER DAY / Halloween

๐Ÿ—“๏ธOctober 31

โ˜‘๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ I would just post the white paper ๐Ÿ“‘

๐ŸŽ‰Eid al-Adha (Muslim)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธVaries

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

โžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟโžฟ

๐Ÿ† Mr. NOVEMBER nostr:npub1tfjyq4f6et95lqspy7qz789pkznxuurc8tts48mm4qwrjgg8uh2su32u0r

๐ŸŽ‰ Bitcoin Logo Day

๐Ÿ—“๏ธNovember 1st

โ˜‘๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธI would just use the bitcoin Logo and credit โ€œbitboyโ€

โœ๏ธSIDE NOTE: Whitfield Diffie and Martin E. Hellman release their proposal for a breakthrough in cryptographic communication on this day. It was the first implementation of public/private key pairs for secure communication over public channels.

๐ŸŽ‰All Saintsโ€™ Day (Spanish)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธNovember

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

๐ŸŽ‰Veterans Day (US)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธNovember 11

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

๐ŸŽ‰Thanksgiving (US)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธFourth Thursday of November

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

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๐Ÿ† Mr. DECEMBER nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424

๐ŸŽ‰ Coldcard makes its debut

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ December 14th

๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ nostr:npub1az9xj85cmxv8e9j9y80lvqp97crsqdu2fpu3srwthd99qfu9qsgstam8y8

๐ŸŽ‰Hanukkah (Jewish)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธVaries

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

๐ŸŽ‰ HODL day

๐Ÿ—“๏ธDecember 18th

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

Game Kyuubi is the one who said this, but I donโ€™t know where he is these days. He was last active in 2022

๐ŸŽ‰Christmas Day (Christian)

๐Ÿ—“๏ธDecember 25

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

๐ŸŽ‰New Yearโ€™s Eve

๐Ÿ—“๏ธDecember 31

๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ (Any volunteers for this date)

I love it!๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿš€

๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ†

Iโ€™m anon, I only show my face to conferences like in Miami, Tokyo and Nashville.. & most Iโ€™ve doxxed on nostr is this pic right here lol (wonโ€™t dox myself further)

Iโ€™d like to nominate nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 in my place, heโ€™s doxxed his whole face & body on here (& is over 6ft tall ladies)

nostr:note1mhtlqqn3pq7p8akquqv8vt2cy4elrtmleyl8hag9cmp0pumaqavqq53f82

Idk, you can really pull off the daisy dukes

what are daisy dukes?

I just finished my Google research & it seems theyโ€™re what some call short shorts or women wearing short shorts bc of a show back in the last 70s early 80s called dukes of hazzard, main protagonist n sex symbol was a character named daisy dukes who wore short shorts lol

Akchewly it's Duke singular. The Dukes plural were the family of the Mopar car guys and the short/shorts actress Catherine Bach.

Didn't need Google, I'm from that vintage lol.

Pre internet, the best one could do was a wall poster - a la pin-up "sex symbols" like Ms Bach, Farah Fawcett, etc. Daisy Dukes and the iconic red one piece swimsuit adorned many a bedroom wall of 70s male adolescents.

FWIW - I had Raquel Welch from 1, 000,000 years BC on my wall...

... good times

Ahhhh canโ€™t trust Wikipedia! Appreciate it!!

Btw what was she doing in this pic ?? I was looking through her photoshops n this one showed up n im curious if it was one of those weird extreme exercises from back then lmaoo https://i.nostr.build/Wn4Y.webp

Ahhhh innuendo ๐Ÿ˜™

In a way things were so much sexier when left to the imagination. One can take this image literally and see the ankle cuffs with hooks that hung the wearer from a chin-up bar. It was supposed to be good for spinal decompression, that is if the blood didn't rush to your head faster than the disc relief one sought.

The other "silent part" might be seen as soft porn bondage. I'm sure that wasn't lost on her press agent.

I used those hooks once and felt worse haha

Hahaha this was the one that caught my attention the most! Thanks for that history lesson brother ๐Ÿซ‚ if I ever see this in person at a garage sale Iโ€™m buyinggg

A great addition to any dungeon... I mean gym ๐Ÿ™ƒ

I think itโ€™s to stretch the spine?

I have those inversion boots. They do indeed pull your spine and joints apart. Amazing ๐Ÿ‘

wait. neither of you knew that? wooooow. i figured tanel wouldn't, but you sleepy?

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ I had a feeling just wanted to be sure! & only shows I ever watched from that time were shows like twilight zone ๐Ÿคฃ

haha. it was a bit before my time. i remember watching some duke's of hazard reruns when growing up though. but man, did i like jessica simpson in the reboot/movie 20 years go.

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿคฏ I needa watch that movie asap

๐Ÿ˜… research ๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ†

I thought everyone knew what these were

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚ the innocence ๐Ÿซ‚

A sandwich ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿซ‚

oh, thanks

iโ€™ll have a large then

here you go

wait til all the ladies wake up my boy

knew youโ€™d deliver ๐Ÿค

what are you wearing? ๐Ÿ˜‚

> alexa, play โ€œavril lavigne - sc00ter boiโ€

sorry. i was getting skaters and scooters confused. skater's wear very different clothes in the USA ๐Ÿคฃ

itโ€™s the folk uniform for the male choir i was in, and yes, the orange socks stay on.

as part of the tradition, the red lantern is given to the last person that was late to a gathering, and therefore has to carry it until another gathering happens and somebody else is late

Oh wow ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿซ‚

Dang, if that lantern tradition was here in the US, I'd probably just eventually engrave my name on that thing

dude, i had to do a 2-hour long march with that thing ๐Ÿ˜‚ my fingers went numb at points, but hey, itโ€™s a good lesson

Too bad you couldn't ride the scoots maggots on that 2 hr march

Scoots magoots * autocorrect is really fucking w me today!

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I feel like heโ€™s tapping into a specific niche market of patreon content thatโ€™s on the verge of going mainstream

Oh my ๐Ÿ˜… there is so much going on in this photo, I donโ€™t even know where to keep my eyes ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿงš

My Frog โ‚ฟ!!!

Da Fuckโ€ฆyou a human as well? ๐Ÿฅฒ

That is heartbreaking and nice and confusing.

๐Ÿ˜ญ only 1% of the time my brother! ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿธ

He only turns human for an hour when some hottie in daisy dudes kisses him

Daisy dukes * gdamn autocorrect

what are daisy dudes?

You don't wanna know ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

daisy me rollinโ€™

how can i unzap you?

Careful now... that's one letter away from unzip......

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Iโ€™m Blind now. ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

You are very attractive according to this half dox ๐Ÿ† no wonder the girls wanted you in the calendar ๐Ÿ˜

But umm nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 is over 6ft tall ๐Ÿคค๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ’œ I think he would be a VERY good nominee then!

nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r ๐Ÿ”Ž

I'm a tiger in this one๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Great image, clearly you know how to work the camera ๐Ÿ“ธ

Look at your leg positioning, posture, natural hand movement.

Great calendar material here ๐Ÿ†

Rrrraaawwer

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I will jump on April fools if you need a stand in btw

I was wondering who would pick this day ๐Ÿ˜… are you Irish or do you just like doing pranks hehe

nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r we got another volunteer ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿซ‚ such a good group of men we have here on Nostr ๐ŸŒน

Fully Canuck, April birth month, 100% a fool

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I like the idea and I'm honored to be mentioned ๐Ÿ™ I'll have to get back to the gym ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Can I get 5 de Mayo? It seems fitting since I'm. Mexican and all ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ

nostr:npub1rjwumr7j6tac08t0qttvc44walt549nc4eyyxjc0phn6yxzj7uzq0accc9 for St. Patrickโ€™s Day? โ˜˜๏ธ

Taking submissions so send through your best pic gents ๐Ÿ’œ

Are we getting a status update on this in todayโ€™s nest?

Where to? ๐Ÿ™‚

DM

Canโ€™t send image in a DM ๐Ÿซข

Damus or Plebstr

upload the image to https://nostr.build

Copy the link it gives you, and paste it in the dms, boom youโ€™ve got images inside the dms now ๐Ÿซก

I just do it within damus on a regular post, copy url from preview, then paste in dm.

I dont really know what this is tbh.

Wow. Shit on me

Is that an asic in your pants or you just pleased to be in the calendar ?

Itโ€™s similar to an asic in my pants, it is hot and can make things loud. At the moment itโ€™s in standby mode, but ready to mine Deep and Hard! ๐Ÿ†

๐Ÿคฎtoo much info ๐Ÿ˜‚

Just talking about my miner. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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Some socks ๐Ÿงฆ ๐Ÿ˜ท

Holy f๐Ÿ’ฅ im not sure there is a big enough translucent emoji to cover that!

So that's where Godzilla went

Dear god Frank ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

DONโ€™T BE FOOLED MARIE THERE IS PROBABLY A KITTEN SHOVED IN THERE

Meow

๐Ÿ˜ฎ

No kittens just man meat.

Donโ€™t trust verify. Proof post.

Someone somewhere is gonna turn these into a limited collection of ordinals and make a fortune with the web3 types. ๐Ÿคฃ

Good thing I don't go out haha

All we(men) want for Saturnalia is a 'Femboy of Nostr' calendar โœŠ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

In case someone bails, hereโ€™s me in my spare time.

nostr:npub16secklpnqey3el04fy2drfftsz5k26zlwdsnz84wtul2luwj8fdsugjdxk better be wearing his sat suit in the pic! ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿฉณ

I believe he is doing a photoshoot this weekend with it for us!

Yes! Love it! ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿฉณ

He is such a doll. I love his wife!

You know it

Canโ€™t wait to see the pics! ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿฉณ

happy to help! ๐Ÿ˜„

Send through your submission pic please ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’œ