Life is like a box of chocolates…
Wrong endings only:
Discussion
…If you pick the one with coconut and spit it back out into the box, everyone is gonna hate you.
For spitting it, or not liking coconut, or for getting coconut all over the good ones? 🤣
… all of the above? Disliking coconut is perfectly acceptable. Not the taste, the consistency.
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The fucking grittiness is awful omg
It’s like, “Here’s some decent flavor and aromas to lure you in, but then you bite and I want you to remember what it’s like to have a mouthful of sand.”
But it's also like glitter like one it's in your mouth it'll take like 3 years before you stop feeling it everyone floating around in there.
Coconut is amazing. Yall are insane.
Mushrooms are gritty. 🤮
Nah psychedelic mushrooms are fibery which is also kind of gross but mostly it's the earthiness that's the puke inducer.
Dinner mushrooms on the other hand have the texture of soggy foam🤷🏽
But I'm for the most part lol with all textures. I just hate coconut and tapioca boba🤷🏽 the little juice fruit bobas are great though.
Tapioca...🤮
Cottage cheese...🤮
I'd argue though that tapioca boba is worse than tapioca pudding or even cottage cheese though.
Because if you're eating tapioca pudding you know what you're getting yourself into.
But with boba you're sitting there drinking like ooh this is a tasty fucking peach tea raspberry motherfucker. I made a good fucking combination wtfffffff they should pay me for my ideas. Then all of the sudden what hits the back of your throat? A little ball of gummi? Are you sick? Did you snort too hard? Is this that giant booger you thought you blew out this morning but it did take a few tries it was a sticky motherfucker... OMG IS THIS FOOD OR IS THIS MY BODY I'M DRINK AND EATING TECHNICALLY BUT LET'S HEY INTO THAT PART LATER.
Snot balls ok? Tapioca boba is the worst idea ever. Asia I'm looking at you. Those little juice balls? Perfect. Love you mwah. Don't change a thing you beautiful minded fools. Tapioca? Are you trying to kill me? Because I think I can report you for war crimes.
What is the deal with those tiny rectangular strips anyway. Somehow they magically ruin the flavor
Life is like a box of chocolates. You look at it and go ooh my sweet tooth is calling!
Then you bite into straight coconut and spit it back into the paper. Another one, a chocolate prune? The fuck? Who is this chocolate box for? It's the box edible? That sounds be cool. Anyway. Another one. Meh. It's like moose in the inside. It's ok. But it's two rich.
Suddenly there's like 3 left you are 4 none of em you really thought were any good but you feel too bad to take the rest because they weren't yours and you don't want to finish them and have to buy the next box. 🤷🏽
😆 Chocolate covered moose meat. Weird. I get what you're saying, but it's what I thought at first.
Did I spell it wrong? It's there another way to spell chocolate fluffy shit?
Nope. You spelled chocolate fluffy shit perfectly. It’s our fucking reading and comprehension that’s shit. 🤣😂🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Then you get arrested.
My god what was in the chocolates?!
I thought the chocolates were a metaphor
They are! WTF is in your life?!?!
What’s that quote about trying to get into heaven, skidding in, ragged, worn out and with a smile on my face……?
“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”
- Hunter S Thompson
It's all good, but the chocolate covered coconut is the best. Its only competition is the cherry on top.
Deez nutzz
one big scam run by "4 out of 5 Dentists"
Not everything that looks good for you is good for you