I genuinely don't understand why plates exist.

All you need is a cutting board and wine glasses.

Try it tonight.🍷

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YES! 😍

Grip it and rip it

agreed.

just add some chopsticks and a high quality knife 👌🏼

Interesting choice. I like it

Chopsticks are so under rated in the west!

This is the best life

The future is now

This is the best.

The future is now

Gravy/sauce🤷🏻‍♂️.

Agree

I heard the Rothchilds invented plates

My sources agree

I just texted this picture to a special friend 😎

its gf season

I eat with my fingers and drink straight from the wine bottle.

This is the way

Went to a resturant on the Rio Grande that used 14in floor tiles instead of plates. It was perfect

I miss the frisbee plates of my childhood

♥️

Charcuterie propaganda

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Only time will tell what consequences would befall the plebs.

tune in next week

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Our characters Act 1

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Joe - Humble Narrator

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Pairing the #hodlbutter and steak is a personal favorite of mine. Sounds weird at first, but try it 🫠🤞🏼

#nostr

Your source for a balanced breakfast.

Here here 🤘🏼🔥

Omg, are we in a Nostr soap opera now?! 🤣

Got em!

Blasphemy! Plates are the lingerie of food!

Okay I'm back in

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nostr:nprofile1q9n8wumn8ghj7enfd36x2u3wdehhxarj9emkjmn99ah8qatzxy6nx7rdv4urgvncx33kserxxu6nw6rsxdcnv7ncv9nhj6mtv44nwuryvamh2amyxqmngwfkx3jxk7tgvyuhxwpjwfuh2wplvfex7ctyvdshxapaw3e82egpremhxue69uhkummnw3ez6er9wch8wetvd3hhyer9wghxuet59uqzpfzdhjd25dt3w6nafawrzp5yd6sfddnduz6sacu6la2t42mvf06ts86un7 shrimps with stakes is the combo that I didn't know I needed but will be definitely trying.

Surf n turf man!

I'd clean it too much thinking of the germs in the nooks and crannies and wind up ruining it :/

You need more germs in your life and it shows

😍

I go with parchment paper. Cheap AF and can just throw it away.

Honestly so valid. No clean up

What time is dinner? We can bring some excellent wine 😁😂

💯

this is a terrible thing to see 16 hours into my fast

You can make it 💪

I thought we were supposed to care about aesthetics? Plates can be beautiful and the food we grow, prepare, and serve deserves a worthy presentation

So can personal cutting boards

Very true. I have one that I made in 7th grade woodshop that holds a special place in my heart

If we don’t have separate plates it turns into an eating race with my wife and I. We hongray

Healthy competition

🤤

Damn, I'm gna break my fast now... 🤤 😂