Refer to your pet as your ROOMMATE and tell me what your ROOMMATE does 👀
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My roommate has a bizarre foot fetish and steals the insoles of shoes and eats them
😂😂😂 😲
The “not retarded” voice in your meme is killing me
I did voice over 😂 limited options
My roommate likes to sleep on top of my head at night 😂 
My roommate sneaks into my bed in the middle of the night.
She also thanks me for coffee and snacks with a fist bump 👊🏻 
So weird our roommates sneak into our bed like that! 😂
Little freaks
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Erratically runs around in fits of mania & occasionally throws up
Bet you never had a roommate like that before! 😲
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Eh...
I've lived with some interesting characters.
But free acid will make you overlook a roomies eccentricities
My roommate takes lil bits of food and caches them in various spots throughout the house for later snacking…or vacuuming.
My roommate enjoys sneaking a nibble of trash he finds on the street, and sometimes he finds and swallows weed.
But tonight he’s just sitting on my legs and keeping my feet comfortable.
I hate when roommates eat the trash!
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"And sometimes he swallows weed" 😂😂
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It’s 100% true.
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Awww leave him to be…it’s National Make A Dogs Day 💜
Homie is out here flying sky high thinking about magical dragons.
I don’t know how much he actually ate but he couldn’t even move for like 12 hours straight. We played him a lot of music. There’s a nostr:npub1cudap5kkjdvnv78v08m3748afshj0u3zh9h34svrf4nhn07gn4lscflujc playlist now.
💀😮💨
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Dogs are the best. I have a pair of beagles. Watching those two find things always cracks me up. I have one that can sniff out moles. She’ll pounce on the ground and snatch them up.
Imagine being the mole… never saw that sh*t coming 😅
My roomies are freeloaders. Don't pay rent, they are the reason I don't own nice things and I feed and pick up after them regularly.
I love my roomies.
Sheesh! What a great deal they landed!
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My roommates like to yawn a lot, sleep together and sunbathe 
My roommate likes to eat the crotch out of my underwear
💀💀💀😮💨 so so good 🤣
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My roommate sits on top of my door and will drop on me by surprise and nuzzle my neck, but when I try to nuzzle back the roomie freaks out and bites my neck repeatedly as hard as possible. It’s confusing.
My roommate can jump 6 foot straight in the air from a dead stand still.
Roommate like Jordan! 🏀
My roommate yells at me to let her into and out of the house. She will occasionally try to get me to let her in through my bedroom window while I'm in bed.