too slow guys 
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premine, gulag
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Youβre my hero for this note nostr:npub1rq9x6sk86e8ccw2cm8gsm4dyz9l24t823elespupaxjnzdk026fsca2r93 πͺπ»ππ«
You cheated, I was trying to subscribe on Monday but the choose your plan just kept loading and loading!
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If I was on iPhone, I'd be first π₯
#18 #feelsbadman
How can you see your number? π₯Ή
Ignore that, found it π₯ Iβm #67, so close to 69 darn it π€£π«
Quick resub again!! ππ
I thiiiink that number is forever associated with my npub now π₯Ή no 69 for me π€£
Well you had ππ§already! That's better than 69.
Wait maybe not π
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Should I make her account show that instead of a star
I dont know about Eshara, but Iβd love that badge myself π₯²
π€£π€£πππ€£ you can do that?! π€―
Donβt encourage him πππ€£π«
This may be the most important feature request of all time
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Ok, Eshara its yours. You deserve it. I will stay with #butter π§ its only fair
Needs a bounty
I will give 67 sats
For 69 sets I'll build it myself
Penis?
Yes a huge one
nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx look at that ππ
Dont call her here, she almost had sex today π Poor gal
Wait did I mis a datestory??
Not quite but Eshara was close
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ππππ€£ what in the world π€£π€£ππ± 
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You know what you can do when you schlong reaches your own ass, right?
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You have a penis. Wanna see or something? Iβll whip some butter on.
License to operate
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Ooopsie π Eric got lucky π
I was the Guinea pig tester lol. So technically number 0 π€£
Makes sense π
So basically you are the first person that subscribed to Purple besides the team! Congrats Yegor! Youβre fβn legend!
I heard he was waiting all night like it was a new video game launch lol
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Paid the sats. Itβs stuck βwaiting on paymentβ.
Hi nostr:npub1pwtrrydty95q5ces0tkm2r7hkqfe9jwxhmmee5xwke6g4lz70l7sd8pf5t, we can help you! Can you please:
1. Copy the URL of the checkout
2. Copy the lightning invoice
And then can you send that info to either me or nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s?
Thanks!
nostr:npub1pwtrrydty95q5ces0tkm2r7hkqfe9jwxhmmee5xwke6g4lz70l7sd8pf5t, you can send it either through a DM or to support@damus.io
I demand a recount!
Oiii Will, where can I get a specific membership number?
why didnβt you start at 0?
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Tell us your number!! ???
i got 68
Nice try
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You were so closeβ¦
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yeah. me too. i'll be the 8: maverick replying to your ass in an endless infinity loop. eyeroll.
i got 6B...
there I patched you all up.
be home by dinner.
In the ASCII character set, 68 represents the letter D
So, so close.
148
One away from perfection
It me? ππ€£ nostr:note1tllmchsrgdn8h80j5qlwyvppw2znukguxupecn78ug4qdg9fym3s7ajedg
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who?
adoption and side quests and adoption because of side quests and side quests because of adoption.
who?
you would be amazed how many people have names. kind of like james.
-a poem.
For the rug pull coming soon. Like rare PokΓ©mon cards that they don't announce and just release. Imagine the GOD who gets that... Shame they can't sell it on the market. (Or can they?)
Is it too late to get -1?
Ngl I got the best subscriber number #MasterChief 
How does one become #2?
You donβt πΆπΎπ
fast af boi
And by a whole day too!
nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z ... We need dis please, for reasons....
I am going to try to make it work without subscriptions and purely on donations in the release posts. We will see if it reaches the required amounts.
How about ome TestFlight love? Itβs been full for months π
My understanding is that TestFlight is now only available for purple members.
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#172 LFGπ₯