Ok nostr it’s playtime!

Tell me some things you can say in the kitchen as well as the bedroom! 😜

You were all just brilliant last time with this! 🫂

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If you live in a studio apartment, anything.

First you shake it, then you stir it, then you swallow it.

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You need to marinade it, before you skewer it.

I like my eggs, upside down and facing the sun.

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Make sure to massage it well before you put it in

Lol GN Marie 🤝😂

😂😂 noooo are you off to sleep now!

Awww night Wine, sleep well 😴🫂

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Put the tip in 🤣🤣

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Wow, that’s salty.

🎶How do you like your eggs in the morning…I like mine with a kiss🎶

Lets add a bit of spice.

Here, grind this for a while.

I get to lick it.

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Oil is overrated

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Are you gonna eat that?

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Bitcoin

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Haha, well I seldom let anyone limit what I can say anyway ;-)

nice knife

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Mierda!!!! Se me quema 🏃💨

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“You can’t get up until you’ve finish“

Very good 😂

Amor querés la banana?

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I’ll lick this, it looks delicious.😏

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Can you lick this?

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You’ve got a little something on your chin.

Don’t talk with your mouth full.

Did you tenderize your meat yet?

Should we invite the neighbors over?

You can lick it when you’re finished.

Would you like cream in that?

Give it another 10 minutes.

Breasts or thighs?

Are you ready for more?

(These just keep coming to me… I can probably keep going…)

Keep them coming 😂

Put it in for longer, it’s still soft.

“Grease Lightly”

Is it okay if a friend joins us tonight?

That was saltier than I was expecting.

Stop looking at it and eat it.

Open a window before the house smells.

You’ve nailed them all 🤣🤣

I think I’m running out. Just coming up with variations on ones I already posted. 😂

Honey, just bend over right here.

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"Can you tell me if these grapefruits are too mushy?

I’ve got another one. “Why you have to take a substitute of meat if you can have meat?”

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You can say #pepethon

You going to lick it clean? 😜

I said swallow!

Salami?

I've got your here, where'd you like it?

On the table thanks.

And your food?...

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Do you need a hand with that?"

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Surly you can add to this list frog 🐸😜

🐸’s wife: “These breasts are tender.”

You have to wrap your meat in a bag, or it might go bad.

You guys 🤣🤣

We love you too 🫂💜

Ewww yuk not frog 🐸😂

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Pass the syrup.

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“Hmmm it smells fishy up here” 🐟

“Would you like some sauce with that”

“This first has to stiffen up now, before we can continue”

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For the younger generations-

I’m not eating it if I find a hair.

No I am not.

🤣🤣 love it…well I mean I agree with you!

Cannot believe no one said ‘don’t talk with your mouth full’!

Oh no, it’s burned 👍

You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat.

Put some butter on it.

I can lick a peach for hours and breathe through my ears.

'Taste like shit !'

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