If people ever debate or ask what your title is, just pick the funniest and most humble one.

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Master of swords ⚔️

Completely humble of course.

What’s yours?

Growing up, my uncle was so tired of the “so what do you do?” questions that he used to tell people at parties he was a librarian. Yep a 6’3” 240lb librarian!

I thought you were referring to tax slaves but it was a different post 😂 I was like damn that’s harsh.

Sir Thinks Less

I like “think less” haha (no ‘s’) … referring to clearing the mind at times

Sir Stops The Unstoppable 😂

🎵Kim Possible 🎶

People debating your title?

Have you recently been knighted or something?

Socksless swimmer the 3rd

Professor Unemployable

LoLz… I used to do a bit of partying in London’s West End. Whilst my pals would be saying they be film makers and photographers I’d always say I’m a caretaker on a London council housing estate

I have been "Code Monkey" and more recently "Code Contributor". If you ever see me with a "Vice President" title please kill me: it's clearly an evil clone.

Принц Сахалинский

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What’s your title, Lyn? 😄

Arnt we all just note senders at the end of the day?

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When unknown people call me on the phone, I usually say that I'm just the janitor. 🤷‍♂️

Whatever my label used to be, I'm now farm labourer.

#chickens #agroforestry #bees

Most respect for primary producers

I man; Daniel.

Few.

changelyng 😭

I am the toilet attendant of Joe Nakamoto media

my title is "bit mangler" - my job is writing code that manipulates data

Dolphin trainer

MVP of Memes

I’m a worker bee 🐝 (retired!)

killjoy!

I Bitcoin 🧡

Probably this is the best "CEO and Chairman of the Executive Council of the Pancapitalist League of Independent Catholic Transstellar Trade Organizations"

Sat collector

Political scientist

Lead shitfigerouter

Computer operator

An obsessed bitcoin maxi and hater of various shitcoinery profession 🏴‍☠️😉😂😂⚡️🫶🧡

Duke of Spoleto

bitcoin. nostr & Ocean pool shill

I liked big balls’ job title - Expert. Succinct and vague yet confident. Kinda blowhard and braggart wrapped up in one

I'm a software engineer, but I tell people I'm a translator. Essentially the same thing.

Village juggler

Corn Dolphin the 2nd

Fidler on the roof

Chief Sizzler at the local franchise.

CEO of Bitcoin 😝

Guy Swann, picker of my son’s hanging boogers.

If I had the wealth to do it I’d endow the Troy Cross Chair of Philosophy, and as a condition of the gift also demand to occupy it. Then I’d introduce myself as Troy Cross, the Troy Cross Chair of Philosophy at such-and-such university. I’d also make everyone else refer to me by the full title and laugh at them every time.

pup, bone zapper

Im a stripper.. perfect 👌 good advice 😂🥰