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That's not Rand. He'd never say this

Looks like something Rand would say idk what you’re talking

my dO;.;Od nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat *****

nostr:nprofile1qqsd9pqnwyshrse7z975h5ynptq9ktz3kv8txqs7lr20zgelqtys52cpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejszxnhwden5te0w35x2en0wfjhxapwdehhxarjxyhxxmmdpc53d9 ur a good dude 🫂(….@yodlme.com notwithstanding 🤔

😳)

….if I’ve learned nothing else in the many tarded years ⭕️ my otherwise nearly insignificant existence it’s to not rise to the bait of or give rent in ur subconscious to someone who other wise has very little significance in ur day to day life🤔🤷🏽‍♂️😂

….it’s the ol “sticks and stones” adage my generation of kids on play grounds heard over and over as we learned coping skillz….nowadays there’s adderall and ssri’s😳🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

….side bar: we also learned there was always someone bigger and badder than us on the playground that was willing to punch us in the face when we ran our mouths with reckless abandon like modern day politicians (little lord Fauntleroys who’ve obviously never been punched in the face)

….some folks think we mighta been better off back then🤔🫡

While a bit off topic, there is much wisdom here. We're grateful and lucky to have an elder like you, a shaman/witchdoctor, if you will.

Happy New Year, you old coot!

🫡😂

It’s way too early for boomer wisdom go back to bed old man

I see ur not ready yet young padawan 🤷🏽‍♂️

….i will instead meet u where u are🤔

…see u at 10:45 a.m. ur time when u crawl outta bed🤨😂🫂⭕️

This is copyright infringement. My lawyer will be reaching out soon nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 😂

😳🤦🏽‍♂️😂

Hopefully that playground wisdom from the 1800s will help you in prison

🤔Don’t worry about me bro, I prepared for that a long time ago

…I’ve seen “Get Hard” twice😳😂

I was going to recommend this movie as punishment because it’s so cringey but you already watched it

Don’t knock it

…as I recall nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve gave it a 10.5/10 stars

….he said something about a deeply nuanced look at cultural appropriation, subtle underlying plots and counter plots as well as the very daring casting decision of casting Kevin Hart (full disclosure: I’m a big fan) as a black man🤔😂🤷🏽‍♂️⭕️

I didn’t take you for a node reviews connoisseur. Perhaps I misjudged you. Or perhaps you need to get back to the gulag for diversity sensitivity reprogramming.

My pencil is ready! How many rations need to be removed?

All of them

How will he have a happy new year without at least a few rations 😭

In the spirit of the holidays, I’ll donate 5 of my rations to nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 and his family 🥳

Fun holidays are for comrades. Your generosity is noted. Stache is forever indebted to node. Let it be known across the lands.

Is that how…slavery starts? Forever indebted… 🤭

That’s cultural frog appropriation of nodereviews! 😳🤔🤭🤣🤣

#notanodereview

This may be a surprisingly effective legal point I hadn’t considered 🤔😖😂

I sense a counterfeit node review 🤨😳🐸

10.5/10 seems a bit high 😳

Especially for a Kevin Hart movie that’s named like an erection

Sounds like some kind of Viagra ad/Porno.

nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 watches Porn and Viagra ads?! Does Mrs Stache know about this? 😳

Does Mrs. Stache have a stache?

Handlebar Merkin.

Mini handlebar

Down there you mean? 🤭🤣

Hey node I know a lawyer that can fix all of this and make you whole nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 👀

Stache has boomer retirement money and his home that he bought for $50k is now worth 2 million in the land of the free. Just don’t forget about your old friend mahdood after you win

I won’t forget. I sense 25% of the theft…I mean…legal proceedings going your way

Legal ramifications 🤣🤣

Transfer of wealth from nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 to us. Gotta love that legal system

I'll talk with John, I believe by law I'm entitled to a finder's fee for bringing this injustice to light.

We’re all getting a cut. Now I know how the thieves…I mean elected officials feel 🤭

We at the council prefer “loosely paraphrased”🤨😂⭕️

I’ve seen it more than twice 🤭

You recommend? The poster looks terrible. Don’t get me wrong I love will Ferrell. But Kevin Hart lmao. Not known for making good movies

It’s not A+ but it has its moments. They should have pushed the jokes a little harder but if you can watch for free. Since Kevin H isn’t like main act it’s good. He’s definitely a sidekick type

The man’s barely bigger that a tampon and he’s black😳🤨….i think some of the above posts may constitute a legal offense registering somewhere between cyber bullying and a hate crime (depending on the race and gender of the perpetrator)

…I know u may have conflicting interests (since ul prolly be a defendant) but do we have a case nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 ?

Laughs in torrents and arr suite

What do you use? It’s been years since I’ve downloaded definitely non copy right material.

I wonder if torrenting stayed more popular in Canada because the threat of lawsuits and associated penalties is practically non existent here?

If you're not worried about keeping a collection, check out stremio. It's a Netflix like front end for torrent streaming. Add the torrentio plugin, located in the community section, and you're good to go.

https://www.stremio.com/

I got one of the copyright emails from

HBO, a few months back. I guess my vpn was off one time 🤣

I just mark that shit as spam 🤣

I’m laughing

Qbitorrent as a torrent client. Added a few trackers. And the arr suite (Jellyfin, sonarr, radarr, prowlarr)

Was all the setup for *-rr worth it?

10000% worth it. Now when I see/hear about a movie/show I want, I open rudarr (radarr and sonarr remote app) app on my phone. Prowlarr finds the torrents. Radarr/sonarr adds the torrent to qbitorrent. When it’s done downloading radarr/sonarr renames it then adds it to movie/tv shows folder that Jellyfin listens to. It all happens in the background automatically.

Nice. I've been using the qbittorent webui. It's pretty horrible on mobile but let's me torrent straight to the jellyfin folders

Thanks node. Happy new year!

Happy new year John!

Soulseek for music (limewire basically). 1337x(dot)to, nyaa(dot)si for torrents. Filebot to rename movies/tv for jellyfin.

+1 for soulseek to download music. 1337x, nyaa and pirate bay for trackers in qbitorrent

Seeker on android

I was gonna do a trad wife meme that said “wait, you guys pay for…anything?”, but that’s too controversial

Laser would love it though 😂

🤢😂

😂🤣😂

Make the movie sit on your lap

I thought it was funny as fuck 🤷‍♀️😂

I have always been 100% anti will ferrel 😂

NOOOOO David

Yes! 😂

I like his Mexican cowboy movie.

Didn’t watch it yet. It’s ready to go I. Jellyfin, on your recommendation 🫡

I like him when he’s a guest in shows/movies. One of my favourites is Ashley Schaefer in East Bound and Down

I guess I was being extreme, he has had his moments. But Saturday night live and most of his movies not very good imo.

ANCHORMAN????

No thanks!

WILD.

I’m gen X

He is for millennials

I’ve never seen anchorman

#mahdoodhasnt

I too felt anchorman wasn't so great. Taladega Nights too. Overall a fan, but never got the extreme love for Anchorman

Anchorman is okay. Was funnier 10-15 years ago. I find Chappelle show is more timeless

Old school more dog shit

Enjoyed that one. May not hold up, been a long while

I’m mostly on my own on this one. I understand that. I’ll take Rodney Dangerfield any day over him. 🤣

No respect.

Chappelle 🤌🏾

Sooo much better

Damon Wayans

Kat Williams

😂😂😂😂

Love Kat Williams

I put him above chapelle

Woah woooe that’s controversial as hellllllllllllll

Kat is the real real genius Chappelle just pretends to be one

Anyone can be a genius on crack cocaine

Vitamins for the mind

It’s time for mine 🤲

Me too

Cheers!

*clanks crack pipes*

😂

Cheers 🥂

I like’em both🤔🤷🏽‍♂️

…funny is funny and I love to laugh!!!?!😂🤣😅

…but as far crossing cultural lines I give the edge to Chapelle who ranks up there with Richard Pryor for me when it comes to taking risks (some o which fall flat)🫡⭕️

I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THIS. They’re all inspired by Richard, the OG

I sit in awe of my tarded fren😳🫂⭕️

Maybe we’re related. do you also come from a bunch of inbred rednecks?

I have a Puerto Rican fren that I’ve long called a beaner who says ima inbred crossed (his accented word🤨) eyed Cajun….so there’s that (but I really hadn’t dug too deeply into my sorted pile ⭕️ geneologic skeletons)😳😖

I’m my own grandma

U too!!!!😳🤯

….damn!!!! I think we are related😖😂😂⭕️

MY NEPHEWWWWW🫂🥹

If Stache is my long lost papa (I don't remember how we figured this out), that makes you my Great Auntie Noshole!!! Yay!!!

My child 🫂🤭

Best New Year's Eve evarrrr 🎉

WooooooT WOOOT

🤔Once removed I think😳….but still yay!!!!😂🫂⭕️

I'll take what I can get

100%

David is filling the shoes of mcd 😂

Bro you’re high? 🤣

Kat is hilarious. But not above the goat

We’re both smoking crack with him yes

I’ll pass on the rocks my friend 🤭

Kat sucks. Unfunny, all shouting and attitude 🤷‍♂️

🙄 I can relate

Kinda agree over here. The only show of his that I loved was pimp chronicles. Laughed my ass off. Everything else that I’ve seen from him was boring 🤷‍♂️

🤣

I use to think that too

Until I listened to him talk on a few podcasts and than rewatched his specials

He dresses deep philosophical insights in low brow humor (pimping)🤣

Scraight pimpin

😂

😂

If I waste an hour in future giving him a second chance, you'll be hearing from me!

Don’t waste your time. I was just being contrarian, I am not a fan of the chappelle high horse preaching that he has taken up in his last few specials.

Ahhhh idk about that man. Chappelle show is a classic

Chappelle show undefeated

It’s a classic. That kind of show helps end racism 😂

Lmao the blind black guy who’s in the kkk 🤣

Did I mention they stink?!

🤣🤣

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This is one of my favourites 🤭🤣

It’s like bill burr’s wife beater skit

“Upsy daisy” 🤣

Never seen that one. I’ll look for it

Pretty good

This whole standup is hilarious

https://youtu.be/AikupCpxvb8

I found the Netflix special where it’s from. It’s downloading 🫡

There’s another old one that is in black and white. That one is my favorite. I died when he went at religion 😂

This one maybe?

Yeah I think it’s that one. Hilarious!

Nice!

Yes

Yesss! Thats my fave too I think

His first few specials were 🤌

Yeah his old stuff was a lot of funnier

It was, he lost something in recent years.

Can’t seem to find any torrents yet for the two older ones 😬

I queued up some newer ones too

The newer ones are not great

Ahhhh

So delete right away these ones?

There are some laughs, but his early stuff is were it’s at

Wife and kid, and Covid got to him. Maybe having a show/cartoon. I'll always like him, but LA politics or something got through was my sense. Haven't seen last special or two

That was my thinking as well

The one on the left looks familiar. Think that was maybe during Covid. I thought it was funny but not his best work.

Hope 🤣

Maybe 🤣

🤣

🤣🤣

Agree with that

🫡😂

👊🫡

🫡🫂

It’s shit you watch when you’re drunk at 2am with friends. 10-15 years ago. That’s when it was funny

The problem is couldn’t even then 🤣

So what’s ur f*kn point?🧐😳😂⭕️

None of yall….are smoking enough weed

I’m high on life. And endorphins from training and walking! 🤭

(I quit weed a while back)

Well that explains a lot

I started recently 😂

oh this is interesting information 😂

will ferrel irritates you.

😂🤣

True

😂 I thought he was best in he his one serious roll were he played an irs agent.

I luv my tarded sista…a fella tard ⭕️ taste and refinement and obvious impeccable breeding🫡🫂😂⭕️

Breeding? 🤭

Unfortunately I also have a fondness for gutter frogs ⭕️ questionable breeding (lookin at u frog boy)🧐🫂😂

Don’t you mean elite frog breeding. Look at that head of curly hair! And that smile 😄 that beautiful smile 🤌🏾

It's just like Alex Jones said 🤨 They're turning the frogs gray!

I just learned yesterday that little boys are getting perms 🤦‍♀️

Obviously they rnt stackin hard enuf😳😂

I've also been told that VHS is a "vibe". Just let the 80s die bro. I was there, it wasn't that great.

Who the fuck wants to rewind every time they wanna watch something?

Remember when life was simple and everything was blurry?

I just laughed outloud 😂

If I want to watch VHS quality I just take my glasses off 🤓

Yeah I need to go to the optho real bad so I can upgrade to blue ray

It would be one thing if the quality was better like with vinyl over mp3s, but the quality is worse with vhs 😂

But I just watched the stranger things finale. It wasn’t terrible lol

How old lol

Like 10 year olds. I don’t even know how they sit in the chair that long. I’m pretty sure it takes multiple hours

A perm at 10 is insane

INSANE.

The parents are even crazier. Putting up with this

I’m scared shitless to have a kid now

Kid: Can I have a perm?

Nos: no

Problem solved

I’m gonna need puzz to help me the no. I let all three of my dogs get perms already 🤭

All 3 of your dogs are bussin?! 🤭

What do you have rizzless dogs or something?

I need a pic of your 3 dogs. I’ll add the bussin hair 😂

Omg yas please

Perfection

Fav post ⭕️ day….so far😳🫡😂🌅⭕️

🤣🤣

Omg lmao

😂😂

Those dogs got the zoomies hair cut.

They laugh at the mid dogs at the park

fr fr

They got the rizz no cap

For real for real Yarnfren

I’ll zap to that!

Hey Holdifren! 👋🏾

Hey hey!! 😎

That is sum dang fine livestock there🫡😂🫂⭕️

Genius 😂

Bro we had the same haircut for a while 🤣🤣🤣 I was gray before that tin foil head 🤣

I let it grow. Full afro 🚀

Afro is the way. Heats you up during winter

Yasssss join the puzzles’ way of hair

Definitely not in real life tho, just in PFPs. Straight as an arrow IRL. Even my armpit hair is straight 🤣

Oooo I will trade ya. I have wild hair

I should have saved it when I cut it all off. It was halfway down my back 😂

Did you let the hair people walk off with your DNA you psycho?

I always steal the floor hair at my salon in case I need to commit a crime and frame someone

Self trim, no hair KYC for me. Unless the garbage man took it 😱

This is tarded genius…mad respeck!!!😳😂

🫡Ive thought this through 😂

Omg frame someone

#PiePlatePleze/*****🙃;.;🙂*/*ya

One time when I was 15ish, my mom gave me a haircut. It was a major one. We're talking 2 or more feet long to a ear length bob. My baby brother collected it in a giant pickle jar and kept it for like 3 years before my mom threw it away.

Weird kid, that one.

I still have mine from ... the 90s

Oh shit here we go 😂

Shit. I should've known.

How strange 😂😂😂

Now that’s odd

Wait🤔….u shaved ur back hair off?😳😂⭕️

All my body hair migrated to the front actually. Party in the front, business in the back. It's like a reverse body hair mullet situation.

Girlfriends also always comment they wish their leg hair was as fine and sparse as mine.

I'm a weird hairy beast.

Were you like backpacking through Chernobyl one day?

I'm not sure about the specifics. But imagine a Sasquatch with it's back waxed.

😳😂🫡

IT IZ O/\/ your back *BrO lOlz/* &/\/\ine 😆

Im reading this like your pit hair was halfway down your back and I am impressed.

I keep it trimmed. It gets too long and unruly 😂

You know how I know I'm not gay? My reaction to picturing this

That is a pretty nice smile🤔…but why no teeth?…wtf is he covering up🤨😂

Secretly British? 🤔

NOOOOOO node NOOOO

British lol no. I don’t need no loicense for my knoife

I feel like stache is the only ⭕️ who could possibly understand my taste in movies

His taste in movies is highly regarded

Good those are the movies I fancy

You’re probably right 🤭🤣⭕️

Alas nostr:nprofile1qqszd44fgen4ucpl3hjt7muuaazzqdahp3lwu9c07phdweelcdxf3ugpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3uamnwvaz7tm5dacxjcewwfjkcctewvhxcctwvshhqunpd9ek2rk3e6z …they’re simply not ready for real entertainment

…u and I will simply have to plant acorns knowing that it will be our ⭕️ frenz retarded progeny that will bask in their shade🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️😂⭕️

😂🤣😂

Somebody has to be average 🤷‍♀️🤭

wisdums ❤️

/\/ever IZ an all\/\/ORD YODL & i think you know th@/*

no se, 👈 YODL

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