Zapathon Part 2 : Siege of Satoshi

Wallet of Satoshi has proven formidable.

Calling on all #Plebchain Generals. In 8 1/2 hours we will once again storm the WoS Citadel in the second wave of Zapathon. Set the clocks.. Let’s have some fun. 🫑

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β€œSatoshis last stand”

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🫑 might have to widen the net to all zap-enabled posts on the timeline instead of just this thread

Yes. And we need to send troops of 10. (Zap 10 sats)

Distribute sats prior to anyone who needs dry powder

I noticed WoS has β€œzaps per hour”

Could we go an hour? 😝

At least 30min this time, and yes, set default zap to 10

15 minutes went by extraordinarily fast yesterday

Yes, surprisingly short

I’m ready today…..

The invasion will be scheduled?

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😜

Man, I’ll be asleep and I missed it yesterday too 😒

I’d really love to know peak time that works for the most plebs.

I think 5:00 probably is peak time, I just have a weird life schedule.

Looks like everything was a success 🫑

I got cramps in my thumb after fifteen minutes, so I’m having a thumb war championship with my students today to train.

I peaked too early yesterday.

This is the Way.

I’ve got blisters on my fingers! - Ringo Starr

Reporting for duty 🫑

🫑🫑🫑 1:30 PST?

2pm PST

Did you miss yesterdays attempt at breaking #[0]​ ??

Start gearing up for Zapathon Part 2 : Siege of Satoshi

5pm EST

#[1]

Bring it down

You can always find a zap buddy and just keep zapping each other #[1]

Yeah, again and again

Lets go πŸ˜„

4 Hours Away ⏰

Repost to get the word out. Another round of fun is upon us. More the merrier.

#[0]

Zapping the way we do is just too slow to DDOS #[3]​ 😁. We need a script that can mass zap ⚑️ to truly try to stress them

Setting a world record for Proof of Work Lightning Zap DDOS 🫑

Let’s give it our best shot!

I mean actually activity isn’t really a DDOS attack. Sending packets to stress the server is a DDOS attack. I remember when Lizard squad DDOSed Microsoft, Sony and steam on Christmas 2014 or 2015 that was funny as fuck! 🀣

Well if we manage to crash their servers by zapping too much and no one else can use it, that is DDOS πŸ˜†

I guess in a way it can be seen at that way it’s still not a true DDOS attack. I just see it as WoS having weak servers. Maybe they’ll pull a 2b2t (the first Minecraft server ever) one day and only allow a certain number of people to be on WoS at a time. So a flood of people can’t rek their servers

I will say there was times yesterday when WoS was slowing down while I was bombing zaps. I think refining the recipe will be fun.

this is hilarious

Right? 🀣 so fun

Hopefully this one gets as big as yesterdays

Bigger. Scale down the zap size. More people. Zap a friend consistently instead of the thread and etc. We can certainly refine the approach.

Also this will be 30 min instead of 15

Here’s lookin at you, #[4]

Damn have to miss it again. I live in the wrong part of the world

Where do you live and what time is it?

Europe, 20:30.

Could make it if my alarm clock wouldn’t go off that early. ⏰

We def have a thing window for the world between work and sleep.

Thin window*

Haha still awake. But really need to go to bed… addicted

I can say now I zapped a purple horse with laser eyes...

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This is waaaaay cooler you can say after years in twttr hehe

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Got you

It’s hard for me to scale down my zap size Damus always gives me the β€œinvalid address” glitch when I go to zap someone it’s super annoying. Happens like 2/3 times I try to zap anyone.

Question though. If WoS is custodial and most of us are using WoS to send *and* receive…. Is WoS just updating account balances or are they actually moving sats back and forth with each WoS to WoS zap??

Not sure at all.

What I do know is they had to upgrade the speed to keep up with Nostr.

They performed admirably. Excited for round 2 lol

I loved to see the zap chart on their end too. I wanna see our waves getting bigger. 🀣

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You could theoretically zap yourself. Use let’s say Phoenix wallet as your default and hit your own zap button with WoS

It’s funner to zap other people tho. I liked the randomness

Agreed

Ooh good point. Different defaults to send vs receive… I like it

Refining the game theory with trial and error 🀣

Reporting for duty solider 🫑

Alright people make sure your zap cannons are ready ⚑️😎⚑️

Last one took 3 seconds

I'm totes in!! 🀣🀣🍻🍻

Let's gooooo! πŸ€™πŸΌ

Keep your zap cannons nearby. We’re going to need them.

#[1]

Lol. It’s day two of the Zapathon

#[6]

⚑️2 Hours until the Siege of Satoshi⚑️

The Zapathon will be 30 minutes long.

We ultimately want speed (zaps per hour). Let’s set a new world ⚑️ record.

#Plebchain recommendations

1) scale down the amount to something you are comfortable with. You do not want to run out of sats. I will do 100 sats but feel free to do 1, 10, 100, 1000 etc.

2) you can find a friend and zap each other. Keep your balances. You can even zap yourself with separate wallets. πŸ€™πŸ» I will zap the main zapathon thread again to reward participants.

3) you do not need WoS. This is fun for all. Use whatever wallet you want. Participation is the goal.

4) clear cache and restart wallet app(s) and client app prior to siege. Have zap open and ready for the πŸ’₯ time

#[1]

Yes, let’s do it ⚑️πŸ’ͺ🏾⚑️

It’s 11pm in Europe, so a late night zap ⚑️

SoS ⚑️

Staying up for the zapathon is not a problem on a Friday night. Going to bed immediately after, well… good luck with that. 😜 sensory overload

Everyone make sure your zap cannons are charged and ready to go!

⚑️⚑️⚑️

My body is ready 🫑.

Off topic but what movie is that meme from?

The gif? Lord of the Rings I’m pretty sure

Yes the gif is LoTR. Love it.

I believe the static meme is from Kingdom of Haven.

I wanted to zap you but you can no LN address attached

I’m on Damus, I thought I just needed to put a lightning invoice in the Lightning Tips section when I hit edit profile. Am I missing something?

Why no LNRUL Wallet ser? 🀣

Damn I thought I had it set. Let me get this fixed.

OK WE GOOD NOW πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

lets ride ⚑️

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Just finished my last round of thumb wars. I lost to a girl with super long nails.

I’m ready.

Let’s break it!

7 minute countdown. 30 minutes of zapping 🎯

#[0]

Alright people we’re in the final countdown. Ready your zap cannons and take aim.

#Plebchain

Brace for impact….

🫣

Go zappers ⚑

All other apps closed out.

Cache cleared in Damus.

Defaults set.

I’m ready πŸ—‘οΈπŸ›‘οΈ

Is it time?

Less than 5 minutes.

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This is hilarious. Best of luck on the battlefield #Plebchain 🫑

1 Minute - going dark. 🫑

See you on the battlefield 🫑

βš‘βš‘βš‘πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘„

Now now now!

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#[0]

#Plebchain

Go time

Fire at will!

I'm here again, let's go

Zaps to the moon

LFG Zapathon part 2 ⚑️⚑️⚑️

#[0]

Zapping anything that moves

Now i understand what is zapping here πŸ˜…βš‘οΈβš‘οΈ

⚑️⚑️⚑️⚑️ keep zapping πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Zap Zap zap πŸ’₯⚑

Hello zap zap zap

This can be us, zapping

Zap ⚑

How are you doing #[1]​

Well, that was fun. Got some lag out, a few fetching errors but overall #[0]​ proved to be a formidable opponent. We 🫑 you.

#[1]

I’m not stopping yet ⚑️

I’ve got over 200k I wanna get rid of today ⚑️⚑️

#zapathon 3 we need to really up our game.

Dang it, I missed it! Running kids all around town! Let’s go, rd 3!

Zapped, my brother in zapping

That was fun and another great stress test! πŸ«‘βš‘οΈπŸ’œπŸ§‘

For sure. We really hammered it. Less than 3% failure rate for me. Well done WoS team!

None failed for me. Some a little slow when I was getting zapped while zapping. #[2]​ won This Round … πŸ˜†

1111x’d my regular zap for your Great Organizooorβ„’οΈπŸ«‘

You* not your. Gfy grammer

Grammar* gfy 😘

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Yes couple of slow zaps but most went through straight away

#[2]​ wins

Impressive WOS! Until we meet again πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Ή

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Yep, that was fun 🫑

It has been an honor zapping with all of you again 🫑

I missed it?

I have no question in my mind we're all apart of the coolest place to be right now in the interwebs.

🍻🍻🍻 ❀️❀️❀️ you plebs

Patiently awaiting chart compared to yesterday from #[1]​ 🀣

We need leaderboards for zapathon #[1]​ 😜

I think you won. According to zaplife.lol you had 172 zaps 🫑

Zaps are broken 😞

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brilliant idea

It would encourage the sat gamification.

Could separate it by a few things.

Also do factions / teams and etc.

A plebs playground

#[4]​ posted a carousel of imgs ordered by number of zaps in the past hour 🀝

LFG βš‘οΈβš‘οΈβš‘οΈβš‘οΈβš‘οΈπŸ€™πŸ€™

🀣🀣🀣

Ok, doing a poll. Let the #Plebchain vote.

Zapathon tomorrow? Or pick back up next Thursday?

http://www.polljunkie.com/poll/cdncxg/zapathon-tomorrow-or-next-thursday

i am late ⚑️

I know y'all love data - Zapathon Part 2 πŸ‘€

https://void.cat/d/SyHUYbJ2i7pVzvCJj6BUbd.webp

LETS GOOO πŸš€

Whoa….Part 3……LFG1

Looks like some BSC pump n dump charts 🀣

Woah! How do you like them ants now? 🀣🀣🀣

πŸ’œπŸ”₯πŸ‘€

#[2]​ your team is cool

If we keep this up? I DM’d you to take the convo offline. I don’t want to step on toes. We really appreciate the sportsmanship and hope it’s mutual smiles.

I know we were zappin hard when my first #zapathon zap⚑️ didn't go through earlier Same time tomorrow soldiers?

#[3]​ wen zapathon leaderboard. We’re dialing UP. 🀣

Could log the schedule set hour of data in a separate section for leaderboard. 😍

Missed it, but zapped you anyway!

We came strong today. 🫑

Hate I missed it…