Can the ⭕️ appeal on our member’s behalf? ⭕️ to vulva talk?
Our defense: we’re retarded
No no no please this is a mistake
https://video.nostr.build/d68d6ef4248605ba0202c8de7228d841c64dbc1152b7849987465f95ca2b0c7a.mp4
Discussion
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After the probational period of 3 months, he is eligible to file an appeal, but I do not suggest defending him…I suggest hiring a professional vulva attorney
Let me talk to my favourite lawyer.
nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 you familiar with vulva law? Are you a professional vulva attorney. Things are getting serious for our ⭕️ brother nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat . Perhaps we throw nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 under the bus? He’s the one who instigated things 👀
I think my wife (also a lawyer) might be better suited to this purpose alas she isn’t on NOSTR. Though from my limited experience in that…jurisdiction…I expect neither nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 nor nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat have a likelihood of success on the merits because Vulva court’s sit primarily in equity (rather than in law) and the judges have an absurd about of discretion. Have they tried offering an unwarranted level of contrition accompanied by something of arbitrarily high value but low utility?
I offered a joint and they accepted. I am free 
I call upon the professional services of nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx
I am an innocent man please defend me and restore my honor
Bird law is slightly different than vulva law, but yes as nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx is an esteemed member of the vulva council, she may speak on your behalf
I fucking love that you got this reference 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🫂
Bird law literally inspired vulva law 😂😂🫂
It’s always sunny is brilliant 😂🔥 Charlie is very wise
💯
Omg I didn’t know you watched sunny. Be my nostr girlfriend I’ll write you more poems
😂🫂🫂 yeah it’s one of my favourite tv shows.
That was a wonderful poem you wrote 🫂 are you sure you want that? I am a firm believer in The D.E.N.N.I.S system
I accept the terms and will use the DENNIS system on you but without the S🫡
I call upon members of the ⭕️ to celebrate my getting a nostr gf nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 nostr:npub10mtatsat7ph6rsq0w8u8npt8d86x4jfr2nqjnvld2439q6f8ugqq0x27hf nostr:npub14srklruqae9ynu3v9n393h87dcg9mc9lq2dqfrar4r0yk5wph9ts8vrvyl nostr:npub17nvfw7g53nxjghyd2zg552z06cke0jc0k69hj7ns7f9pw26j9kusap4u85 nostr:npub1hl0zy55rxqwd7anvf9nh9ms78kryee4zkf32nfwglgc5gmrm3hpqmslhas nostr:npub1pefpytg7h9wdmza97evpta73eyf94rq5mq5cn6h992eknm4xcljqq2tv2p nostr:npub1m64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qw9uaks nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy nostr:npub1zzmxvr9sw49lhzfx236aweurt8h5tmzjw7x3gfsazlgd8j64ql0sexw5wy
Special thanks to nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 for attempting to sabotage me and unintentionally getting me a nostr gf instead 👀
https://video.nostr.build/e8ac20b5cec060c8e38ecb8fbac92baebd5c973eda2dd1d7af36af818f3d8112.mp4
Let’s not forget our newest member nostr:npub19ffdhs6jgzedgpm58m6nq3a4s92zth0dx7vtwy9fkl9m9rp2w96svcqm5p
DENNIS without the S is just DENNI. First date at a Denny's confirmed.
Denny’s after a night of dancing is so romantic ngl
I've never been to a Denny's tbh I only know the joke about waking up in their parking lot after a rager.
Wait a second. Is that the "dancing" part?
It’s the only restaurant you’ll find open late at night while drunk af. The food isn’t good but it’s food and you’re not complaining when you’re hammered.
For me it was steak and shake. I guess it was just nearby.
And one time it was a tiny ass pizza place.
I thought it was IHOP or they are pretty much the same? Open 24 hours?
I don’t think ihop is 24 hours
Congratulations nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat. @stache was a brilliant wingman. +2 food rations for chivalry. His generation was raised differently. Respec'!
Don’t encourage him I was almost deleted from existence by the vulva council 😂
You know that ⭕ has no stop button or fail safe. Worst case scenario you'll do a Phoenix thing. The council has reasonable faith in you.
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Do we take those rations from McD? Usually we transfer from Stache to Mahdood. But since they both did a good job… 🤭
Think sats is still fasting, so he shouldn’t mind
Not only fasting but deep meditating. Be the puck kind of thing. Stick and skates also.
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The puck in front of him is paramount to the meditation success 🤭
He’s probably out there somewhere, doing “leg day” like a maniac to pump the price for us all 🫡 🦵 👂
Sats? Leg day? We’re not talking about the same toxic maxi 🤭
Mcd does not do leg day 😂😂
He’s a soft hockey player.
Hockey players do have other talents though
It’s odd because the usually do leg day. I don’t understand why our boy is soft like that
He’s built like this
The pants all pulled up
Just opened this retarded hellthread😳😂😂🤔⭕️
1)ur welcome nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat …jus cuz u found a gf doesn’t make u not ghey🤔😳🤭
2) nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz and nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx u 2 are hilarious and have represented ur council and vulvas in general well…extra diaphragms for every one🫡
3)why was I not notified that this was to be roast nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 day?🤨😳😂😂😂…that’s good stuff…it’s gotta be killin him…u know that adhd MF is lurking on nostr in between 15-20 sec episodes of “intense meditation” …🤔🤭that puck can keep him focused for just so long😂😂 
Just cause you found a girlfriend doesn’t make you not gay😂😭😭😂😭😂😭😂😭
Are you disrespecting me on the day I get a gf? Do you know who you’re fucking with right now? Your body will be at the bottom of a river after I’m done with you 😤
😳🤔🤭🫡 
We have our first ever coming out of the closet party in the ⭕️. So proud of you Stacey 🌈 🎉
🤔😳Oh no u don’t!!
That was in reference to u my digital fren🫡
I think that was intuitively obvious to the straight folk in the room🤣🤣🫂 
I’m the one with the gf here last I checked you forgot to take your meds😂
Last I heard nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx has not changed her status on FB🤔🤭😂😂❤️🫡⭕️
FB is lame 🫂🫂🫂🙏🏽
👆best fucking gf ever
Srry to break ur ❤️ Romeo 🤭😂😂❤️🫂⭕️ 
You posted the same note twice. Come on let’s get you to bed already. 
That was a ‘I’m sorry you still hang out on FB 😬’ zap 🫂
Never been on any social media except nostr…I only got on nostr to support foss social media cuz btc😳🤭…my kids have to text me grandbaby pics 🤷🏽♂️
…I may be retarded but I’m a principled retard 🫡⭕️ 
Princetard
Well except for the sponge bath crew🤔🤭😂😂⭕️
I was only teasing I promise 🙏🏽🥹
I respect your principles 🫂
I’ll shall leave you gentleman to talk of your circle group 🫂
🫡❤️⭕️🫂🫂
Ur always welcome in the ⭕️ nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx
nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat look at what we’ve done to this obviously very nice person🤔…a rare bright spot in the ⭕️ has fled🧐 …the council is liable to be nonplussed 🤔😳
I’ve already made contact with them (the council) and explained u were still coming to terms with 🤔 …u know the ghey thing (not that there’s anything wrong with that) and in the spirit of kindness I was willing to accept nearly 1/2 the blame🫡😂
Thank you, very kind ☺️🫂
Aw noo, I promise I’m just sleepy, I’m off to read and sleep 🫂
GN then and pleasant dreams
…u bring good vibes to the ⭕️…and God knows we can use them😳😂😂🫡🫂
🫂🙏🏽
GM from the ⭕️ nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx my fren!!! 🫂🌅 
Wait a min nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 …
You really never used anything before nostr?
Tru this😂😂
NEVER!!!🤷🏽♂️…I’m not posing as a technical retard…I really am technically retarded😳😂😂😂😂🫡⭕️
Legend!
That’s kind of amazing. I don’t think my mind could have adjusted if this were my first encounter with … whatever this is, out the gate
Legend has it he never adopted digital currency until bitcoin came along in 2009 👀 🤔
😂😂🤣🤣 fake news… I have a credit card and a debit card🤨…don’t use the debit card but I’ve got it🤭..only right checks to buy vehicles…and only direct deposit and direct draft because my office manager threatened to kick my ass if I didn’t (and she’s scarier than nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat and nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 on a ⭕️ thread😳)…also pay for almost everything in cash except fuel😂😂 …and unfortunately I didn’t dive into BTC til June 2022🤷🏽♂️
I drink too much…don’t smoke and haven’t used weed since I was a teenager…and now the doxing is done 🤨😂😂🤣🤣⭕️
It’s been a bit of a whirlwind😳😂😂🤣🤣🫂⭕️
Ur the best sista😂🫡🫂⭕️
Node's working overtime here 😂🤣
When the tongue is out, overtime is happening 😂
😛😝😜🤪
You are a veritable wellspring of perfect pepe gifs.
The Pepes must flow
sounds like good things happened in my absence
Congrats everyone ⭕
If nostr is bein data mined this mighta been a good day to miss😳🤭😂😂🤣🤣🫡⭕️
I don't know what this means, can I still stand here?
⭕️🤝 
I feel weird touching like this
This better?
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Only if you look at me like that
Congratulations MAHDOOD! The ⭕️ is very happy for you!
https://video.nostr.build/73a80832712501353195c55b3854e415e83bd23c791aef77d7230a89ba759fd7.mp4
Look look we’re both civil people. We don’t need a messy lawsuit on our hands. Let’s just let bygones be bygones. Stache is really the bad guy here. Please take this joint as an offer of friendship.
The council has accepted your offer and your name will be removed today. If you have future offenses, you’re probational period will be extended to 1 year as we have a strict 2 strikes you’re out policy since we do not understand baseball
We did it! As a gesture of good will, the ⭕️ grants nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz a lifetime membership to the ⭕️
🫡 ⭕ 🫂
👏
These are excellent nostr:npub1m64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qw9uaks 😂😂
Welcome N⭕sh⭕le
Sats is gonna be pissed when he gets back and realised females are part of the ⭕ 😂
Nah, he'll be fine with it.
⭕️h shit! Always sunny generat⭕️r!
nostr:npub19vem9txx6xl9j2dx0pm2g76g8grsccguq5lsfz8l8u0yek5lynzshkgqpq should have been a ⭕️ member from the start in my opinion. The meme game and retardation with this one are too high to be ignored.
#YESTR
I accept this high honor in gratitude 
You are now ⭕️ ₿old 💪
List updated!
💪💪💪⭕️
Please check the accuracy of it, I may have missed someone
Honorary member jack?! It's according to the WoT score in Coracle. 😂
Maybe his notes need more ⭕ in the comments🤔😂
Yes 😂
"How I got muted by Jack"
Play the sunny theme
When ringtones were popular and I just rooted my first iPhone, that was the theme that I had playing on my phone.
I don’t remember my first ringtone but at one point I had the power rangers wrist communicator beep as my text tone 😂
I remember having the ringtone from 24 as my ringtone on one of my first phones. I thought it was so cool 😂
LOVED that show 🤣
It was so over the top. So much fun 😂
Copy that.
He had the most outrageous lines
“The only reason that you’re conscious right now is because I don’t want to carry you.” 😂
It was the cougar scene in season 1 that was so awesomely bad. You could get a dose of cheese and pure fantasy in addition to action scenes 😆 and Nina… omg 🤦🏻♀️ best/worst villain 🦹♀️
The first season was so good. After that it was just trash lol
Season 1 was amazing. After its just over the top constantly. I enjoyed some of it
Im gonna look it up on torrents 😂
When the Gang got smarter by using bots... nostr:nprofile1qydhwumn8ghj76rpwejkutnrv9k8vcfwv3jhvtmfde3x77qpzamhxue69uhky6t5vdhkjmn9wgh8xmmrd9skctcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcpzdmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ue0qy2hwumn8ghj7am0deejucmpd3mxztnyv4mz7qpqqsx3vg4yycnz8g3pckgh4jcn58gsffdh3t59jky92mrt0pj534asukg9u4
Holy shit you are goated lmao
When the ⭕ shows up inn an innocent npub's note, this npub has no chance
https://video.nostr.build/666f4a8bea6cb052596a9fe25c377698c1700792567213ebada94aa64d4b10c8.mp4
I assumed he already was ⭕
Excellent. Let’s make it official: lifetime ⭕️ membership for nostr:npub19vem9txx6xl9j2dx0pm2g76g8grsccguq5lsfz8l8u0yek5lynzshkgqpq as well. I will write it down so we don’t forget.
nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 and nostr:npub134u08yp6rdcgcamfdcra9aysvhne9wpssft8ntm9qvfu95erxdcqx9qjkm are witnesses
The ⭕️ will celebrate freedom tonight
https://video.nostr.build/7255b0961777df31536ba8bd1af8103ebd836625417384d2047453a74a69654e.mp4