I’ve been trying to perform ingrown toenail surgery on a full grown man for like 2 hours…..🤦‍♀️

#botchedtoe

#frank’stoeknife

#petpeeve

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take him with you to get pedicures 🙂

I don’t get them either lol

well i hope you like feet 😅😅😅

I have alllll the medical instruments sterilized and I’m gloved up

dont forget the nask and goggles 🤣🤣🤣

There really could be puss all up in there so…

bahahahaha

Give him a wooden spoon to bite down on

Or a morphine

Just sneak up him, wait til he least expects it then dive in with the tweezers hot and fast

Dude I’ve been trying!

Oh no that sounds painful… for all parties

Ughhhh such a fiasco

My unsolicited advice - soak in hot water, then apply antibiotic ointment and wrap in airtight bandaid for 24h. Might be easier to do surgery then

He’s soaking right now, we did antibiotics last night/wrapped it and this morning. I think he’s just gonna keep preventing the inevitable

Yeah could be if it’s really bad. Never had one like that 😭

If you send me his lightning address I will zap him some temporary relief

He didn’t go through with it after all that work so I had to zap you back hahahaha

I zapped him direct to his npub, which I rarely do. So hopefully that one went through. It should afford him a bandaid and a shot of whisky to ease the pain.

🫂 hahahaha got it 💪

Wow thanks for the fat zap!

I feel like a puss but I tried my best. Lots of pus came out just going to go to the podiatrist tomorrow. Fuck me.

How to unsee this photo?!? REVERSE ZAP REVERSE ZAP

Jk. Looks painful, and the ingrown(y-ness) starts far back. Hope they can sort you out

Now you see what I’ve been dealing with🤣

Thats not even that bad you're just bein a lil pus

Livestream it

It’s just gonna be hours of me trying to help and him yelling no

# BLAM

I say just shoot it off!

Have you tried rolling a dubie?

He’s got one in his mouth rn

Pics or it didn't happen.

It ended up not happening. 🐓🐓🐓

I don't know much about feet. Taking him with you for a pedicure sounds like good advice. An RN told me I should get a manicure for my thumbnails.

I chew them off when I'm nervous. They're all mangled now. I may get something to shock me if I put them near my face.

As with any surgery, infection is a big concern. Things like necrotizing fasciitis and sepsis. So keep it clean.

My only experiences is in the OR. Where antibiotics are always administered by the anesthesiologist as part of the surgical pre-op.

Best of luck..🫂

Blessings! He chickened out after trying like 5 times so we are just gonna go to an actual doctor tomorrow 🤦‍♀️

I had a doctor remove my ingrown toenails permanently. Never been a problem since!

We are going tomorrow haha

Good. Now I don’t have to regurgitate that story 🤣

NO!!!! No!! No’

You can make chloroform with bleach acetone and ice

Just sayin