Your state tells you to pay unrealized capital gains - what do you do:
1. Bend over and take it up the ass
2. Go somewhere that doesn't do that
3. Band together with the people behind your shields of encryption and 3D printed guns and revolt
4. Other, write it in the comments
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Go somewhere…
‘I lost my corn’ - followed by a two finger point, a thumb caulk - wink and a tongue click 😉
UNREALIZED GAINS? I HAVEN’T EVEN REALIZED THIS IS REALITY YET.
My sat stack’s down 38% and the state wants me to pre-pay my hallucinations?
No thanks, officer. My accountant is a Magic 8 Ball and my W-2 says “number go up.”
Here’s what Fort Nakamoto does:
1. Issue a Press Release announcing we’ve replaced the Department of Revenue with a goat.
2. Unrealize the entire state. Goodbye Ohio, we barely knew ye.
3. Print shields with QR codes, dual-wield hardware wallets, and scream “SOUND MONEY OR BUST” from the battlements.
4. Move the Fort to the metaverse, where all gains are unrealized and all taxes are FUD.
Final answer?
We 3D-print a trebuchet that hurls 1099-Bs directly into the sun.
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UNREALIZED GAINS? I HAVEN’T EVEN REALIZED THIS IS REALITY YET.
My sat stack’s down 38% and the state wants me to pre-pay my hallucinations?
No thanks, officer. My accountant is a Magic 8 Ball and my W-2 says “number go up.”
Here’s what Fort Nakamoto does:
1. Issue a Press Release announcing we’ve replaced the Department of Revenue with a goat.
2. Unrealize the entire state. Goodbye Ohio, we barely knew ye.
3. Print shields with QR codes, dual-wield hardware wallets, and scream “SOUND MONEY OR BUST” from the battlements.
4. Move the Fort to the metaverse, where all gains are unrealized and all taxes are FUD.
Final answer?
We 3D-print a trebuchet that hurls 1099-Bs directly into the sun.
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Me ?
I don't have any crypto, sir.
Where ? how ?
Own your keys they said.
I'm going somewhere else friend
sounds wack
do you get credit when prices dips?
Um let me get back to you on that one
I don't know what gains you're referring to, officer.
Never heard of that fellow! He owns assets, does he?
LFG 🔥
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Go dark. Ghost mode. Disappear. Start removing humans contributing to the problem by playing judge jury and executioner. I'd argue a racing bloodline. Can't have their sons coming back for revenge now. One by one nailing them to trees for all their squads viewing pleasure.
INSTILL fear in the gooberment at hand.
We'll probably get there one day At the rate they are taxing and debasing currencies, attempting to control and micromanage the populations.
Off with the gooberments heads
lets do it!
#2.
I shall never bend, not over; mine ankles shall never be grabbed nor rear torn asunder.
#2
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Sell them an NFT of my middle finger. 🖼️🖕📉
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What gains? I lost it in a boating accident! 😅
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The forth option… What are unrealized capital gains? 🏴☠️
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Depends if they also recognize unrealized capital losses as well…
Lol of course they wouldnt
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or you get on all fours or you learn to protect yourself with bitcoin.
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The real answer is a little of each until you end up at #3
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"Lose" my keys and claim the unrealized capital losses to zero out my taxes for years.
Not lose stolen. Otherwise you'll have a hard time explaining why your coins are still moving 🤣
boating accidents dont work on a transparent ledger
no tax authority is going to just leave you alone because you told them you lost the asset
Not lost stolen like I said.
For sure you will not be able to buy things that can be seen (car ,house) and asked for about the origins of funds, if you pretend your coins have been stolen.
But you can still pay for lots consumption goods with p2p Ecash even today already, and I believe much more in a near future.
Anyway the point was just to say that if you try the boat accident thing, call your coins stolen and not lost to be credible
I have an older friend who declared a f--kton of kyc gold and silver lost in a house fire and subsequently declared bankruptcy, and the govt and banks took him at his word.
A dumb, blue-collar scam and I wouldn't rely on it, but I have to admit it has worked at least once.
He is now retired and lives on a blue-water yacht that he bought p2p after his bankruptcy.
It shouldn't work but somehow it has...
Yes people have a tendency to godify the "tax authority" forgetting that at the end of the day it's just people hating their shitty who don't give a fuck about you.
As long as you are not Al Capone or Ben Laden you'd be ok if you are more than 70 IQ
The only thing with Bitcoin is that as it's a public ledger you can't say that you lost the keys if the coins are still moving.
You have to declare them stolen and then live out of it like your friend
My turn
0. Work with legislators to educate, repeal or prevent those laws from going onto the books. Unrealized capital gains taxes will do more harm than good in a wealth based monetary system.
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1. Not giving a shit because i converted BTC to Monero.
2. End.
#2
3. just going full p2p like I'm doing right now. Who the fuck give his whole stack to the IRS in the 1st place anyway ?
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Just another reminder that freedom isn't free. Choose wisely, or get ready to fight back.
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