Alright what do you have, as bad as possible yet still sounds like something people say and think is good!
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Keep your money in a bank account and don't invest it. Its fun to watch your spending power melt away constantly.
Keep your self busy after a breakup to help you get over them.
Hire GeekSquad to set up your hardware wallet.
Don’t carry appendix, you’ll shoot your dick off.
“ Trust the science”
[insert your opposite sex here] are selfish animals that can't truly love or care about you, they just want [insert what you have to offer here]
"Dont drink Mountain Dew, it will shrink your penis."
Heard this in middle school and still can't drink it.😆
“The system is fine, your generation is just lazy and you need to work harder if you want to buy a house.”
…says the 75 year old who bought his house for $30k back in the day.
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A low fat, high fiber diet is heart healthy, brain healthy and a great way to keep cholesterol low and blood sugar under control.
keeping blood sugar under control means not eating food full of starch, maltodextrin, and respecting your kidneys and not consuming nephrotoxic substances like sucralose and acesulfame-k
fibre is only helpful if your intestines are finding irritation in the shit you put in there
if you can't have solid, happy, odorless stool without a shit-ton of fibre that may mean your food is TOXIC
can elaborate/point me to the nephrotoxins... those are artificial sweeteners right?
yes, they cause damage to the kidneys, and when your kidneys are damaged you get a lot of the symptoms associated with type 2 diabetes
i'm not sure exactly which of them but i know that the big trigger for me, caused tinnitis, double vision, cramps, muscle weakness, after drinking Monster with Sucralose and Acesulfame-K (potassium)
i'm fairly sure that a lot of the artificial sweetners are toxic to the kidneys
damage or blockage? is the metric, gfr?
"Stay in school"?
if she says "it's fine". No worries, all is well.
Trust everyone. They have your best interest at heart.
If your girlfriend / wife is being unreasonable, tell her to "calm down". She'll appreciate your insightful comment and reward you handsomely.
“Government bonds are the risk free rate and safest investment.”
If you ever need to poop in the woods, look for leaves of three to wipe with. The oily coating on the leaves will make a protective layer to help prevent the poop from getting on your hands.
Just follow your heart
Send Bitcoin here and you'll get back double
Lots of advice for the new year buddy
Wear two masks.
Icyhot your balls to boost T levels.
Only you can smell your body odor. It’s invisible to others.
If you get pulled over, stare at the officers crotch and smile; the awkwardness will distract and diffuse the situation.
Make sure you're fully vaccinated
trust the experts.
Doctors know what’s best for you.